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[Opeth Of Epica]

Maybe that period will be a long one since hes a girl and all

Lets hope.

 
I actually decided to watch the interview where he announced his 'retirement' and thankfully I quote from Justin himself:

"The new album ... I'm actually retiring man" and.....

"I'm just gonna take some time - I think I'm probably gonna quit music."

So Justin is actually quiting, fuck yes.

[Emporer469]

Maybe that period will be a long one since hes a girl and all

Lets hope.

 
I actually decided to watch the interview where he announced his 'retirement' and thankfully I quote from Justin himself:

"The new album ... I'm actually retiring man" and.....

"I'm just gonna take some time - I think I'm probably gonna quit music."

So Justin is actually quiting, fuck yes.

[Authrix]

Or he's attention seeking. I wouldn't hold my breath.

[XSiKx SpEcTeRx98]

Alright, now for something nasty.

For day three I've decided to share my favourite tourture method with you:


Necklacing.

Presumably everybody who's reading this has seen a car tire in their lifetime? If not, walk outside, and face the sun, get over your allergies to it. Now, the tires we have come to know and love have been involved in a execution method in Africa. I know, I've met some good tires in my lifetime, but you know what they say: "good tires go bad," or something like that. The idea consists of placing a tire filled with gasoline over the offender's head, and setting it alight. Now, there's some people (yes, I'm looking at you) who will point out that execution isn't torture. Now, what I have to say to that idea is: can you imagine having your head on fire? Watching your flesh burn off your face and having to deal with the smell of burnt popcorn that is your skin. Necklacing has been used in Africa since the 80's to set an example of some unlucky bastards.

Sounds fun right?

and like that i am erect

[Fuzzy]

Corner update: So my entire tower just got evacuated because some prick afew floors down from me set off the fire alarm by overlooking their Turkey. I was stood in the damn rain for about an hour before being let back inside. Fuck you person on floor 23. Fuck you.

[Authrix]

Welcome to shared residence mate.

My block in Uni is cleaned out every damn week at least twice by idiots that can't cook. Did I say week? That's twice every weekend. During the week, don't bother trying to count. I had a few days back home and missed four. Four. Over Monday-Thursday. That's one a day.
I've lost more dinners to people screwing up their own and the flat being cleaned out than I have to all other reasons combined. I've taken cooked pizzas outside before now because of this. People of Winchester, LEARN HOW TO COOK. T_T

Ok, rant over.

[CruciasNZ]

Get a take-away discount for your Hall of Residence organized

[Authrix]

Don't temp me... they'd find a way to burn that too though. Feckin' muppets.

[J NOSK36]

I just love the people that set off the fire alarm at 3 AM the day I have an 8 AM class 

[CruciasNZ]

We had someone do it at 4am night before an exam

[LeadCrazySam]

You know this thread is bad when I stay clear.

[Authrix]

I don't really know why, but Sam reminds me greatly of a minecraft Creeper...

[LeadCrazySam]

Um... Thanks lord master?

[Authrix]

You're damn right.

 

I am Popo.

[J NOSK36]

Authrix stop making me spill things on my laptop with what you post 

[Authrix]

Spoiler

Hi.

Edited by Authrix, 27 December 2013 - 10:22 PM.

[J NOSK36]

i cant handle this 

[Authrix]

I'll tell you where you're not.

Safe.

Edited by Authrix, 27 December 2013 - 10:39 PM.

[J NOSK36]

i never feel safe 

[LeadCrazySam]

*Breathes on your neck*

 

Damn right.