Fuzzys Corner
#1
Posted 28 November 2013 - 08:36 AM
For day 1 of this thread, a news article:
What's worse than having your *CENSORED* cut off?
Having your *CENSORED* cut off then being stunned by a police taser, perhaps?
Jakub Fik knows all about that particular brand of misery. Distraught over an argument with his girlfriend, Mr Fik went on a rampage through the streets of Chicago, smashing car windows and breaking into houses. When police caught up with him he cut off his *CENSORED*, threw it at an officer, and, for good measure, threw the knife at him as well.
Ssergeant Edward Dolan of the 16th District said: “We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own.”
Not content with a missile total of one *CENSORED* and one knife, Fik ran back into the house, and emerged with a handful of kitchen gadgets, said Mr Dolan. The officer managed to sneak to the side of the house and stun Mr Fik with the taser while he was understandably distracted.
Mr Fik was taken to the Northwestern Memorial Hospital, where his *CENSORED* was reattached. Though not a common surgery, Dr Greg Bales said that “As long as the *CENSORED* is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good.”
Mr Fik has been charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property.
Edit: in case it isn't clear the censored word is an appendage that is exclusive to males.
I don't think Farther's For Justice will allow you in the protest where you will be running around on a really high roof while pissed off your face
#2
Posted 28 November 2013 - 09:18 AM
#3
Posted 28 November 2013 - 09:24 AM
I don't think Farther's For Justice will allow you in the protest where you will be running around on a really high roof while pissed off your face
#4
Posted 28 November 2013 - 09:42 AM
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#5
Posted 28 November 2013 - 10:08 AM
#6
Posted 28 November 2013 - 10:28 AM
I don't think Farther's For Justice will allow you in the protest where you will be running around on a really high roof while pissed off your face
#7
Posted 28 November 2013 - 11:29 AM
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#8
Posted 28 November 2013 - 02:50 PM
"So when you cut of your member, and threw it at the police, how did you feel..?"
Damn, I need to mail Fox with this idea! I could earn a dollar or two..
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#9
Posted 28 November 2013 - 04:18 PM
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#10
Posted 28 November 2013 - 04:21 PM
I don't think Farther's For Justice will allow you in the protest where you will be running around on a really high roof while pissed off your face
#11
Posted 28 November 2013 - 08:44 PM
To be just, our law must be cruel.
To stand upon the bedrock of law is our great duty. To presume to stand above it is our worst heresy.
We determine the guilty. We decide the punishment.
#12
Posted 29 November 2013 - 07:30 PM
Abandon Thread:
#13
Posted 29 November 2013 - 07:46 PM
I don't think Farther's For Justice will allow you in the protest where you will be running around on a really high roof while pissed off your face
#14
Posted 29 November 2013 - 08:39 PM
To be just, our law must be cruel.
To stand upon the bedrock of law is our great duty. To presume to stand above it is our worst heresy.
We determine the guilty. We decide the punishment.
#15
Posted 29 November 2013 - 09:00 PM
Okay now for day 2:
This video made me laugh for half hour straight which proves that 1) I'm easily amused and 2) children are more mature than me.
I don't think Farther's For Justice will allow you in the protest where you will be running around on a really high roof while pissed off your face
#16
Posted 29 November 2013 - 10:09 PM
To be just, our law must be cruel.
To stand upon the bedrock of law is our great duty. To presume to stand above it is our worst heresy.
We determine the guilty. We decide the punishment.
#17
Posted 29 November 2013 - 10:09 PM
I don't think Farther's For Justice will allow you in the protest where you will be running around on a really high roof while pissed off your face
#18
Posted 30 November 2013 - 07:38 AM
And it's good to be easily amused. That way your bond to have more fun than others.
I can't really say I laughed at that video, but I did say "Awwwww~"..
#19
Posted 30 November 2013 - 08:38 AM
Spoiler
I LOVE THAT VID!!! I was so happy when I discovered it ages ago
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#20
Posted 30 November 2013 - 11:44 AM
To be just, our law must be cruel.
To stand upon the bedrock of law is our great duty. To presume to stand above it is our worst heresy.
We determine the guilty. We decide the punishment.