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[CruciasNZ]

Viva Pinata - Beat Animals and Candy Falls Out!

[JC 042]

Minecraft - Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. DIAMONDS! Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig.

[CotW]

Skyrim - Horses are badasses who can climb mountains and kill dragons

Space Marine - When the world stops moving and yet you can still run, it probably means you are about to die. Now we truly know what near death experinces are like.

Mechwarrior - Small streams are all it takes to cool overloading fusion reactors.

[NightWolf889]

World of Warcraft: You find friends in the strangest ways.

Xbox Live in general: I will never have children.

Star Fox: Barrel Rolls are your friend.

[Siddicus]

BF3-When in doubt.. blow the fuckers up with a nade!

BF3-Never try to defibulate a tank as it does not work on metal boxes!


And btw jc im glad it made you laugh.

[JC 042]

Fallout - Drink Coke! And die from radiation poisoning...

[Armoured Priest]

Every post apocalyptic game: The aftermath and the ensuing mutations lets ALL animals enact their secret desire to kill humans.

[JC 042]

Skyrim - Animals being used for drug smuggling is becoming an even more serious matter. Also tents

Spoiler

[JC 042]

All horror games: "I think we should split up"
"Thats a perfect idea!"

[Cypher 1013]

Dead island. Shock mod

[SuperFreakyNick]

In general:

-It's okay to kill people
-Life sucks for you if you're a princess
-Eating stuff found on the floor is good for you – your parents were wrong.
-Contrary to popular belief, you don’t gain experience and knowledge by education and hard work. You get it from wandering around the countryside killing shit.
-In medieval times, women regularly fought in wars, wearing armor that allowed them equal protection to suits of plate mail worn by men, despite only covering about 3 inches of skin.
-Even cyborgs/ninjas/special agents/pirates/medieval heroes able to smash whole cities with their fists and defeat the mightiest opponent in close combat are stumped when confronted with a locked door or box, and have to go find the key.
-When you kill people, sometimes they turn into food or money. Or some bullets.
-Conversation is easy! Just think of two or three possible responses, and pick the one you think will lead to the greatest reward.
-The world is packed with unexplored ruins, most of which are packed to the rafters with treasure. Despite this, no one has yet bothered to explore them.
-“Ninja” is the most common occupation on the planet, just above “Secret Agent” and “Alien in Disguise”.

Jak series:
-Fat people are always evil. If not from the beginning, they will betray you eventually.
-That twitchy guy you want to kill is somewhat useful...in a douchbag way.

Portal:
-The cake is a lie

Kingdom Hearts:
-If you look 14, have hair covering your eyes and live in a small village, man up, because you’re going to have to save the world.

Sims
-Want to cheat death? Play chess, the violin or rock, paper, scissors!
-Meet, chat, flirt, hug, kiss, ask marriage, get married, woohoo, new baby. All in an hour.

[CruciasNZ]

• Helicopters and Jets can fly through cables
• Helicopters and Jets explode when coming into contact with thin flag poles and bushes
• Shotguns can snipe with the right Ammo
• If someone steals your helicopter, afterburner a jet and jump out the second before it hits them, the shrapnel won't harm you
• Multi-Ton tanks are stumped when it comes to parked cars and shipping containers - Hollywood was wrong
• There are no women in the world (not even NPCs in BF)
• If you can't hit anything, your not using an explosive enough weapon
• Blow Torches can repair vehicles
• Blow Torches don't do dramatic damage to humans
• An M98B depleted uranium sniper round to the chest does not explode your chest, instead it hurts somewhat
• Putting C4 on something your trying to stop them putting C4 on is not only a viable tactic, but it doesn't do any damage to the asset
• Vehicles on fire can be fixed by blow torches

[Armoured Priest]

Bf: Everyone is equipped with parachute, EVERYONE, NO EXEPTIONS!

[CruciasNZ]

Bf: Everyone is equipped with parachute, EVERYONE, NO EXEPTIONS!

Shooting a SMAW while parachuting is not a fire hazard

[JC 042]

@Freaky (Im unsure what name to call you) I havent seen Kingdom Hearts in YEARS, damn I miss it, took as many hours out of my child life as the Final Fantasy X series (although most of that was the skimpy magic armour changes 0_0)

@ Cru, I find it funny that BF defies most laws of physics... more so than somthing like World of Warcraft would...

 
(if any of you know this game I love you... Not in that sense) Sly Bandicoot: a turtle in a wheel chair is BADASS!
(melody) there was 13 green annoying clinky bottles, standing on the wall...

[J NOSK36]

I love Sly Cooper!

[SuperFreakyNick]

@Freaky (Im unsure what name to call you) I havent seen Kingdom Hearts in YEARS, damn I miss it, took as many hours out of my child life as the Final Fantasy X series (although most of that was the skimpy magic armour changes 0_0)

@ Cru, I find it funny that BF defies most laws of physics... more so than somthing like World of Warcraft would...

 
(if any of you know this game I love you... Not in that sense) Sly Bandicoot: a turtle in a wheel chair is BADASS!
(melody) there was 13 green annoying clinky bottles, staYounding on the wall...

You can call me Nick or Nicole.

[CruciasNZ]

Try not quote page posts lol

Nic or Nick?

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[SuperFreakyNick]

Nick, the same spelling in my user and gamertag

[CruciasNZ]

Kk

Parachutes deploy and retract instantly without tangle. Stop drop and roll is a myth

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