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[JC 042]

Angry Birds - Kill pigs... with birds??? 
Dead Rising 2 - nothing sais DIY like building stupidly dangerous weapons out of house appliances to kill zombies in the most gruesome and hilarious way!

[Darktemplar232]

Assassin's Creed Brotherhood- If you kill one person, you can kill a total of twenty other people in a row then run away and hide in a hay bale.

Space Marine - It's more fun to jump from a lander than to wait for it to touch the ground and let you walk off.

Saint's Row The Third - Crime does pay.

[JC 042]

Dawn of War (all) - no matter the context, Davian Thule is a badass.

[JC 042]

Dawn of War Soulstorm - We shall fahl on dem lihke stehl rehn! We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,
as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!

[skeggs1664]

Most shooty games

You don't die, you just respawn!

[CruciasNZ]

The enemy hides in METAL BOXES!!!

[skeggs1664]

Battlefield 3

Vehicles selfs repair if less than 50% damaged.

And bullet drop is real!

[JC 042]

Overlord - order of importance:
Mistresses
Gold
World domination
Soul harvesting
Killing
Start mass enslavements
Take out the trash on tuesdays
Other stuff...





Manage minions.



 
Has anyone else ever played the Overlord games? Theyre really awesome, fun and funny.


Sniper Ghost Warrior - camo does nothing, its useless. Enemies can see you in a crack in the fence from a mile away.

[JC 042]

Left for Dead - companions are essential, its always safer to have someone to sacrafice in case somthing goes wrong

[dx144]

Space Marine - Be an Ultramarine and kill all enemies of Imperium get taken away for possible heresy. Lessons is just go to Chaos faster no gives a shit what you do really....

[Grimaldus]

Has anyone else ever played the Overlord games? Theyre really awesome, fun and funny.


Sniper Ghost Warrior - camo does nothing, its useless. Enemies can see you in a crack in the fence from a mile away.

overlord is one of the most awesome (funny) games i have played, i have msot on steam

[JC 042]

Who found out what happens in overlord 2 if you get the perfect ratio of gifts.

[Siddicus]

Assassins Creed Revelations- Steal from the poor, steal from the old, stand around for them to challenge you then beat em up! Leason here is maybe David Cameron has been playing this?...

Cameron *Camera-On* i have cracked the secret code and now i can take over the country muahahaha!


Spess Mehren- If a greenskin loses both its legs shalleth shooteth it in the head then repeatedly until truely dead. Does this apply to leprechauns?

Spess Mehren- Someone adorning ultrasmurf colours is your PRIORITY TARGET. Leason is never trust people in blue.

[JC 042]

Assassins Creed Revelations- Steal from the poor, steal from the old, stand around for them to challenge you then beat em up! Leason here is maybe David Cameron has been playing this?...

Cameron *Camera-On* i have cracked the secret code and now i can take over the country muahahaha!

I rofl'd, so damn much XD

[Brother White]

Battlefield 3, don't shoot from a plane just crash it into a people.

Sent from The Righteous Truth, Battle Barge of the Third

[JC 042]

Assassins Creed - Its all lies! All of it! This world is run and controlled by Templars! Including this site!

[dx144]

NOOOOOO! Sion is still in charge! FUCKING MIND FUCKS!

[JC 042]

Skyrim - Tired of smelling like a disgusting adventurer? Try our new Sprigan cented spray, to give you a natural nature entity scent. Warning may cause extreme sexual arousal in Mudcrabs, spiders and bears.

[Armoured Priest]

Resident Evil: Don't trust people to take down a evil world dominating mega corporations, let the economy do it!

[JC 042]

Skyrim. Because who needs a Real life.