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[LeadCrazySam]

Why is Santas sack so Big?

Because he only comes once a year.

[J NOSK36]

Yeah I'm bored and still kinda drunk from last night (expensive wine has one hell of a kick to it!) So anyway I thought I'd start a thread to see who can tell the worst, corniest, cringe worthy and cheesy joke on the site.

Pony

Yeah you're probably right  
What do you call cheese that isnt yours?

NACHO CHEESE. Lol

[Armoured Priest]

Want a bad joke?

Congress

[LeadCrazySam]

no u.

[Armoured Priest]

Oh look, it's the other bad joke.

[J NOSK36]

A guy walked into a bar and said ouch

[XSiKx SpEcTeRx98]

Ever noticed how filthy the hokey pokey song is? "In out,in out you shake it all about you do the hokey pokey and you turn around"

[Fuzzy]

Oh look, it's the other bad joke.

BURN!

[Authrix]

Now we just need JC and we'll have the trifecta

[Fuzzy]

AUTHRIX NO! We mustn't say his name in a thread, he can sense it...

[JC 042]

So I was watching the Conservatives debate raising the minimum wage the other day....

[XSiKx SpEcTeRx98]

I used too look up skirts all the time,then I visited scotland

Everything is better when it is a surprise,apparen tly sex is the exception

to me god will always be the guy who could of made pokemon real,but ddecided anh,lets make AIDS

[JC 042]

Irish man doesn't walk into the bar. 
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[J NOSK36]

Why do viola players stand outside your house for long periods of time


They cant find the key and don't know when to come in.
Oh music jokes

[Thugren]

So pony tried to get out if the friendZone

[Authrix]

Pony is my colleague.

Thugren is my boss.

Joy of joys.

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Love ya really... please don't skin me and wear my face as a hat.

[Armoured Priest]

I think you are forgetting someone in that joke. >.>

[Authrix]

Wait, you're my boss too?

Aw fuckberries...

I, I mean, yay! Much yay! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Take Nosk, I'm too young to die XD

[CruciasNZ]

They just found a Nokia Lumia 800 on the bottom of a sea-lake in some Scandinavian place. It was covered in seaweed and limpets. They cleaned it off, dryed it out and it worked.

[Thugren]

Auth rid your first assignment comes soon