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[Fuzzy]

Yeah I'm bored and still kinda drunk from last night (expensive wine has one hell of a kick to it!) So anyway I thought I'd start a thread to see who can tell the worst, corniest, cringe worthy and cheesy joke on the site.

I'll begin:

What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for school?

Bison.

[CruciasNZ]

Yeah I'm bored and still kinda drunk from last night (expensive wine has one hell of a kick to it!) So anyway I thought I'd start a thread to see who can tell the worst, corniest, cringe worthy and cheesy joke on the site.

Pony

[Fuzzy]

I swear to god I called it that someone would say that!

[JC 042]

All the jokes I know come under 3 categories: either blonde jokes, very rude/dirty ones, and TOG II jokes :/

Most of which would breach site rules several times over....

So TOG II jokes all around!!!

I know a good TOG joke,

But it's too long... 
The TOG's worst enemy... Sea World.... 
Every time your Arty kills a TOG the enemy team has to say "You sunk our battleship" 
I killed a TOG, it was easy.

It was beached and there was no EPA people to keep it alive.

[Fuzzy]

TOG JOKES?! IT'S NOT NORMAL!

[JC 042]

When you kill a TOG and if you look closely enough you might see the ELC AMX escape pod fly out of the explosion. 
When you see team mates kill themselves by drowning they are actually hoping to land on a TOG and make it look like they're driving on water. 
When World of Warships is released your TOG can be transferred over to that game as a whale.

[MetalHead666X]

Yeah I'm bored and still kinda drunk from last night (expensive wine has one hell of a kick to it!)

I thought you said you weren't gonna Drink? GOD DAMN LIAR.

Wait till Xmas. Will take all the Cracker jokes and assault you with terrible puns. MUCH PUNNY.

[JC 042]

There's a reason TOG's are now land vehicles... They fear the mighty Stugmarines... 
Every gun in World Of Tanks used to have a 4th type of ammunition to combat TOGs.

But harpoons were too effective so they were taken out. 
TOGs can fly, we saw it in movies like the Avengers as the massive flying ship Shield uses. 
When you are insulting Arty's aim, you say they can't hit the broadside of a TOG. 
TOGs can be seen in Bioshock swimming around. 
A TOG sitting sideways across a bridge is like a Snorlax blocking your path. 
Row row row your TOG
Gently through their Team

Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Listening to their screams 
[spoiler=TOG will be making an appearance in Girls Und Panzer][/spoiler]

[Fuzzy]

Yeah I'm bored and still kinda drunk from last night (expensive wine has one hell of a kick to it!)

I thought you said you weren't gonna Drink? GOD DAMN LIAR.

Wait till Xmas. Will take all the Cracker jokes and assault you with terrible puns. MUCH PUNNY.

Eh, my flatmate decided she wanted to take me out for a classy meal.

[dx144]

I think this is going to be Iron's thread from now on...

[Fuzzy]

Only if he pries it from my cold dead hands!

[dx144]

To be honest that sounds like you are just giving Iron an early Christmas present meaning that he has to kill you....

[CruciasNZ]

If there's more than two TOG's on the enemy team, give up. You don't have enough ammo to kill them all.

when England was really desperate for tanks they took a subway train and put a crowmwell turret on it and said ''perfect''

Meanwhile in World of Warplanes. "Hey boys! Its a landingstrip. We can get refueled and resupplied ther- Godnamit, nevermind. Its one of those bloody TOGs again!

One day, a TOG and a cruiser IV were walking along over the edge of a lake. The cruiser says "Hey bud, why don't we go for a swim" to the TOG. The TOG then said "um, okay, I guess". The TOG then started walking over to the edge. Then suddenly, the cruiser pushed the TOG into the lake. The TOG dropped like a rock, to the bottom. Then he exclaimed, "Hey why did you do that"? But the cruiser did not answer and instead, jumped onto the TOG's back. The cruiser then whispered "You should thank me. You are in your natural habitat, and I get a free ferry ride".

the tog is so big light tanks orbit it

I'm posting this via TOG. I hope it isn't too slow.

[LeadCrazySam]

Want to hear a Joke?

Furious Charge isn't overpowered.

[Fuzzy]

Nice attempt at baiting there Sam, almost had me too you little rascal.

Alright anyway, bad joke number 2 from me. I think I'll go for a classic that we've all heard before (this one goes out to you Sam.)

Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"Doctor!"

"Doctor who?"

[dx144]

Surprised no one has said it.

A man walks into a bar.

[LeadCrazySam]

Man walks into a bar.

It hurts.

[XSiKx SpEcTeRx98]

three nazis walk into a B.A.R


me and my wife finally had our first son a few weeks ago,and for some reason my father asked me to visit his house,when I arrived I noticed that my grandad and uncles were there,naturally I was concerned,my dad walked up to me and requested that i follow him and the others to his study.He merely handed me a dusty book,I asked him is it was what I thought it was,he simply responded yes,as I turnt the book around it read "1000 dad jokes volume 5".whith my eyes tearing up I said "I'm honored",my dad simply replied "hi honored, I'm dad"

[Authrix]

Want to hear a joke?

Games Workshop's prices.

Actually, I just want to know if Spectre ever got that medal.

[XSiKx SpEcTeRx98]

Want to hear a joke?

Games Workshop's prices.

Actually, I just want to know if Spectre ever got that medal.

jokes not nighmares and no spectre didn't,being from norfolk apparently counteracted all my effort