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[dx144]

Yeah but when they get slightly dirty you will all have to run off and clean them. All of the Dark Angels have OCD so they need them to be completely clean all of the time.

[MetalHead666X]

I shall lead my Sons into battle on my Diamond Horse. The I will find Rom on Ermac fatality him Mortal Kombat style with my Psychic powers. Seeing as people want to be Sons you can tag along. You will be provided with Psychic feet to but people with.

FIRE EVERYTHIN

[palin2004]

Was that English?

[MetalHead666X]

Chinease

[Fallen Angels95]

Space Marine, dunno yet or Eldar... gotta love those eldar.

[Danguinius]

Blood Angels are confirmed as one of the initial chapters available to Space Marine faction.

So I guess I'll be playing as an Ork.

No wait....

[Master Romulous]

I have an auto-dress cleaner dx. I have no worries... Thats what "watchers in the Dark" are for

[Ziet]

Well DX I doubt much is going to stop Rom from chasing you down.

[dx144]

Of course Dark Angels or as they are better known Cross Dressers can't chase me. I will just run past a Hive World selling new stylish dresses and they will be so distracted I can just piss off to a different part of the Galaxy before they are done "looking" at the dresses....

[Master Romulous]

I have battle brothers i can delegate tasks too (such as new dress buying)....

The hunt for my eldar babe will always be my top priority.

[dx144]

No finding the perfect dress to wear to your Dark Angel Ball is your top priority head of the Cross Dressers.

[Master Romulous]

But there's no reason to get a dress if my date isnt forced to show up eldar babe....

[JC 042]

So has any info on Dreadnoughts been released? Or something on Chaos Marks>

[dx144]

Cross Dressers love to get dresses even when they don't need them. They need the perfect dress so they feel closer to the Primarch of the Cross Dressers Lion El'Dresson. Eventually with the amount of dresses and disputes of which dress was best Caliban was destroyed because of the disagreement over which dress was best. Rumour has it that Cross Dressers still have some of the dresses created on Caliban but most deny the existence of them... If they still exist it causes even more arguments over which dress is the best.

[JC 042]

Cross Dressers love to get dresses even when they don't need them. They need the perfect dress so they feel closer to the Primarch of the Cross Dressers Lion El'Dresson. Eventually with the amount of dresses and disputes of which dress was best Caliban was destroyed because of the disagreement over which dress was best. Rumour has it that Cross Dressers still have some of the dresses created on Caliban but most deny the existence of them... If they still exist it causes even more arguments over which dress is the best.

ROFL. I have no idea what lead to this conversation

[Emperors Saint]

Can we get back to what this is meant to be about and have you 2 get off each others dicks

[Master Romulous]

I've already picked out a golden dress dx, it will look "fabulous" on me when i take you to the chaplains ball...

[dx144]

Ah yes but others within the Cross Dressers will think that Gold isn't your colour as the Cross Dressers are pretty obsessed with the right colour, texture and whatever else women look for it outfits. Cross Dressers are basically women is disguise as well so yes the Emperor did create Female Astartes possibly. In that case you aren't Cross Dressers or you are so good at concealing your masculine side..... Fuck knows perhaps Lion El'Dresson removed your masculine side so now you are basically Sister of Battle but fucks knows as I ain't the Emperor.

[Opeth Of Epica]

If the game has them, i'm being Dark Eldar. It's suits me perfectly.

[Master Romulous]

Im whatever you want me to be sweetheart, as long as i can hold you in my arms. Dont worry i have the approval of my battle brothers for a golden power-dress to go along with my golden helmet.

You my bae