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[J NOSK36]

I gotta say, this site has been so fun to be apart of since i joined in 2011, I have made so many friends on here who I love to interact with and i get a kick out of the replies on here.

I thought surely i wasnt the only one who loved being on Gothic Wars and I thought "why not make a thread where i can talk about the fun moments on the site and others can share theirs as well"

So yes this thread, if you wish to participate in it, is a thread to share funny quotes and moments from the site, im sure you guys have saved quotes somewhere or remember funny things so feel free to share.

My first one concerts Thugren our Master of Sanctuary

I was in a party with Thugren, Crucias, Priest, and maybe Emp and I remember i was playing Battlefield 3 with Thugren and Emp and Priest, and we were talking about what would happen if we all met each other in real life, and Thugren at the time liked to say Jue Jue alot, in fact he still does.

And when I brought up meeting him he said he would probably yell a bunch of gibberish and finish it with Jue Jue then punch me in the throat, i died laughing and crashed my jet in battlefield .

Me and Cru have had some funny chats and moments playing Halo and Battlefield , but the most notable time was when we played World of Tanks, and i was following Cru up a hill, and my hand slipped on my computer and I shot cru in the back of his tank and blew him up. Of course Cru being well....Cru shouted " YOU MOPPET!!!!" and we proceeded to laugh but he then shot me and killed me the next game anyway.

Cru always seems to refer to me as a derp so that happens alot in games haha

[CruciasNZ]

Just so you know, it's muppet (as in Rinzo and Gonzo) not moppet (as in Final Fantasy).... you muppet!

One of my memorable moments was on BF3 with Priest. We were in a T90 advancing on the Factory/Pier flag of the Kharg Island map and suddenly the entire enemy team was around us.... with C4. We ended up playing Left 4 Dead instead of BF3 as we careened around the square of shipping containers trying to avoid 'Zombies' with their C4.

Another was my one with DragonSalsa on World of Tanks when I got 10 kills in a row, that brings tears to my eyes.... sweet sweet rage tears

I think though that the best memory I have was of our Gothic Wars Griffball tournament... when I accidentally turned the gravity off and it turned into absolute mayhem with hammers on a confined space. We had a full (24?) game, every person from GWRS.

Then there was the Trollympics, when the community stood up and said 'enough of this shit', resulting in a hilariously efficient way to spill out all that pent up frustration.

[J NOSK36]

I REMEMBER I DID GREAT THAT GRIFFBALL GAME, REMEMBER!!! YOU ALL WERE SURPRISED I KICKED ASS AND TOOK NAMES

[CruciasNZ]

I REMEMBER I DID GREAT THAT GRIFFBALL GAME, REMEMBER!!! YOU ALL WERE SURPRISED I KICKED ASS AND TOOK NAMES

Yeah the enemy should be ashamed, you somehow got all five Griffball scores

[J NOSK36]

Because griff ball is my game yo! Lol

[MetalHead666X]

I was there for that. The only reason I wasent scoring was because I WAS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR DAMN TEAM. FUCK YEAH! GRIFBALL.

[JC 042]

Me going insane with sleep depravity.

Spoiler

Its 2:30 fucking AM and the neighbour hood has just had 2 power outs in the past hour!

This wouldnt be a problem if it werent for the fact this sets off EVERY FUCKING ALARM IN A FUCKING MILE RADIUS!!!!

Half of them have been turned, but the same 3 wont stop fucking ringing their fucking bells and fucking sirens because their dumbshit owners are on a god damned fucking holiday!!!!! Im next door to what sounds like a school bell that wont SHUT THE FUCK UP! Im about ready to shove a school bell up whoever the fuck might have caused these power outs arse and set it off for him to fucking enjoy

Im fucking tired and I have a headache, its nearly 3AM, havent got any sleep yet, and Im going to town for a whole day in 6 hours... FML

*End Rage,
Continues to vent in real life by banging head against the wall*

I think I might start killing again...

Have you thought of getting or useing something to use as ear plugs? Might help.

I once shoved bluetak in my ears when I was five, 3 days in hospital and I said I would never use ear plugs again...

FUCKING BELL ALARM SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Dont have any earmuffs...

Screw pre ordering that new 40K starter set. Im buying a whole collection of earmuffs. 
I own a hammer, I wonder if I have a ladder?...

just don't get caught.

lol...I'm sorry JC, but your raging is truly priceless

I the act would of been more appreciated than frowned upon, alas no ladder...

I might need my murderous chants to maintain sanity against the constant ringing...

 
52 mins past midnight on my docking station since it was reset. 52 mins since the last power out. Another hour from the previous one.

Tommorow morning I am restarting my coffee addiction. 
Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver,
Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver,
Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver,
Early in the morning.

What will we do with a drunken whaler,
What will we do with a drunken whaler,
What will we do with a drunken whaler,
Early in the morning.

Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Early in the morning.

Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner,
Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner,
Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner,
Early in the morning...
 
The noise is no longer a ringing noise. It sounds like an endless whistle screetch whaling loudly...

Are my ears dying? 
I sleep from 10PM to 10AM. 10PM to 2PM when I have a ly in. Tonight might fucking kill me before morning. 
I feel sick and like I am about to throw up.

Does lack of sleep cause this? Or it might be the headache. 
IT JUST WONT END DAMN IT! 
Found headphones, I am trying to go sleep listening to Evanescence, if that fails I will hipmitise myself with caramelldansen to pass the time till morning. 
Worst night ever... Of all time.

[Doomdrinker1]

Dammit JC why did that have to happen just before I joined.

[LeadCrazySam]

Well. I think once I got really drunk and gave Cru abuse.

[Fuzzy]

I would post something but I can hardly remember most of what I do for obvious reasons. The best thing I can remember is when myself, Iron and Tech had a contest to see who could find the most disturbing and fucked up thing on the Internet. That was... Different.

[Authrix]

The honoured tradition of Space Marine Tig.

[J NOSK36]

What's that?

[CruciasNZ]

Well. I think once I got really drunk and gave Cru abuse.

You've done it a few times hence the removal on Steam. However, on Halo 4 when you were drunk as shit and I kept running you over in a Ghost.... good times

[MetalHead666X]

My best memory's are of marauding as the Honey Badger. The countless murders.

Pilling up the body's.

I took pride when Halo 4 first came out and we had the big custom game, and I dressed up in the Badger Colors.

And then the Chain Axe on Space Marine running into every one and stabbing the shit out of every one I found.

I think I have killed every one on the site but JC and Palin... Hmmm.

And then me, Iron and Fuzzball murdering eachover and everyone else on GTA.

[CruciasNZ]

We really need to have a massive meetup on BF4 someday. Let the madness spread to the new consoles ^^

[J NOSK36]

Yes I would like that just wish I had people to play with lol

[MetalHead666X]

I remember my first game of BF3 with Cru and Nosk.

After that Cru changed it so if you typed my name it would appear as Metalgiveheads or something.

I promise both of you, Cru and Nosk, the moment I get the One and and BF4.....
Shit is blowing up. Everywhere.

[Authrix]

What's that?

You should know, being a Night Lord. It's our time honoured tradition!

[J NOSK36]

I think I remember but dont forget I got rid of space marine a long time ago and cant play it now with my ps4 lol

[LeadCrazySam]

Cru, I have a problem *Drinks*