Life skills learnt from video games
#1
Postad 01 April 2012 - 01:31 PM
•Assassins Creed - Rob priests and give the money to hookers.
ALWAYS invest in real estate.
Don't kill the messenger, ever.
•Overlord 2 - Murder isn't the answer, slavery has much more profit.
Never underestimate the blue minions.
Why do stuff yourself? Get others to do it for you.
•Elder Scrolls - Your always trying to figure out why the hell you start out in prison.
•Skyrim - Never fight a bear, just leg it, dragons are easier.
Alchemy is easy money.
Always wear knee pads.
DONT KILL THE CHICKENS!
Get people to carry your crap around for you.
Fallout - A bit of radiation never hurts anybody *looks at Super Mutant* See, look how muscular this guy is, he even has a healthy green glow.
•Warhammer 40,000 - Remember, when life gives you lemons, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Never trust the Inquisition, EVER.
Never pick a fight with someone bigga nd greena dan u.
Who needs a fork? When you have a Choppa! Who needs armour? When you have a Choppa! Who needs a Choppa when your fighting a Space Marine? When you have legs to take you to the opposite direction.
MEHTAL BOHKSES!
MILK FOR KHORNEFLAKES!
•Lara Croft Tomb Raider - Kill as many endangered species as you like.
Don't mess with the British female archeologists.
•Super Mario - Eat magic mushrooms.
Never underestimate a midget.
Head-butt those bricks, go on you'll be fine.
•Brutal Legend - *strums guitar* YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
•Call of Duty - Kill Russians. Kill Russians. Kill Russians. Kill Russians. Kill Russians. Camp in a corner and kill Russians like a noob. Kill Russians. Kill Russians.
• Call of Duty World at War - Kill Nazis. Kill Nazis. Kill Nazi Zombies. Kill Nazis. Kill Nazis. Kill Nazis.
•Brutal Legend continued - AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Add any other valuable lessons video games has taught you.
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#2
Postad 01 April 2012 - 02:25 PM
Victoris Aut Mortis
#3
Postad 01 April 2012 - 03:00 PM
and then I told her to F*** off!
#4
Postad 01 April 2012 - 03:06 PM
Fable - Just buy something do nothing for the next week and become a rich bastard.
Skyrim - Save the world no one really cares... So do nothing saves me time...
"You fiend, have I never encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church?" - The Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells
#5
Postad 01 April 2012 - 06:36 PM
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#6
Postad 01 April 2012 - 06:42 PM
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#8
Postad 01 April 2012 - 06:53 PM
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#9
Postad 01 April 2012 - 07:18 PM
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#10
Postad 01 April 2012 - 07:27 PM
Skyrim - The importance of one handed skill
Spoiler
LMAO! Joker knows this more than most.
Left4Dead: In this game tanks are'nt the big metal boxes blowing you up instead a tank is a pissed off super infected who does'nt like you or your buddies and will stomp you to death. *Not to be confused with the HULK.*
Shoot em in the brain, they go down quicker or just empty a whole mag into a crowd!
Dont heal Zoey, she may become offended.
Dont heal Francis, he might want to fuck you.
Ave Dominus Nox!
#11
Postad 01 April 2012 - 08:02 PM
Husband: Honey Ive brought you somthing!
Wife: Ooh what is it? *gasp* that looks so expensive! (puts on the necklace) Oh its so beautiful! How did you make that green crystal glow?
Husband - Oh its nothing special...
(wife starts disintigrating)
Just As Planned...
If you dont get this you havnt played tiberium wars
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#12
Postad 01 April 2012 - 08:17 PM
Kill majority of the world with a Scrin Invasion to use one of their towers.... Note to self stay away from Nod.... But the glow the beautiful glow of the Tiberium!
"You fiend, have I never encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church?" - The Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells
#13
Postad 01 April 2012 - 08:21 PM
Ave Dominus Nox!
#14
Postad 01 April 2012 - 08:26 PM
Any back on topic, anyone have any other examples.
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#15
Postad 01 April 2012 - 08:32 PM
"ok, now jump"
"What?! We're on a 30 storey high building! Hell no!"
"Theres a hay bale at the bottom"
"oh, that changes everything" *Jumps
"We're in the 21st century dumbass, who puts hay bales at the bottom of skyscrapers. Just As Planned"
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#16
Postad 01 April 2012 - 08:35 PM
"You fiend, have I never encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church?" - The Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells
#18
Postad 01 April 2012 - 08:40 PM
"You fiend, have I never encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church?" - The Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells
#19
Postad 01 April 2012 - 08:43 PM
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#20
Postad 01 April 2012 - 08:46 PM
Space Marine- "Im on the point and am capping it yay!" *hears movement behind* 'blam! taste the rainbow yeah!' *im sad now*.
Call of Duty: MW2+3- Russians are crazy bastards.
Ave Dominus Nox!