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[palin2004]

I just wish you guys had sone higher tier tanks so we could platoon and wreck motha fuckas!

[CruciasNZ]

On T4 headed to T5, but life gets in the way sadly Palin. Congrats on wrecking face against Havok tho

[JC 042]

As a KV-1 at half health I was about to shoot down this Marder III on its last legs, the guy got a critical hit and set my engine on fire which killed me, then a someone shot him! BryBry as a witness if he/she noticed.

It makes me look like a fail but the Marder III is still a badass tank no matter what people say!

[palin2004]

On T4 headed to T5, but life gets in the way sadly Palin. Congrats on wrecking face against Havok tho

I'm going to school for Tractor trailer driving atm, I definitely know how Life gets in the way.

[An_A10_Pilot]

I've been working pretty hard to get the stug because while the hetzer's derpgun is funny I wanted consistent damage. Well, I got the hetzer's crew up to 100% and had the necessary requirements for the stug. I picked up the stug and put a little gold into retraining everybody off the hetzer and onto the stug still at 100%.

This is the result of my second game with that stug.

[Draco Ny'ade]

I just wish you guys had sone higher tier tanks so we could platoon and wreck motha fuckas!

i have the Jagdtiger 8.8cm, what a gun

[JC 042]

I am very tempted to get gold just for crew training...

[palin2004]

Jc, check clan applications, and dont waste money, 80% is when your crew gets good, 100 isn't much change.

[CruciasNZ]

Just get the 75% silver boost

[palin2004]

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[palin2004]

Sadly, I had another one of those matches where I did more damage than the REST of my team combined....HOW do people manage shit like this?

[CruciasNZ]

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Sorry for the error box Windows through up, didn't notice it till after I took the picture and dismissed the results (I alt-tab a lot).

Pilot was watching me rock things up

[An_A10_Pilot]

So Cru and I went rolling this evening and I had been having a terrible series of games. Well, I decided it was time to pack it in for the night after one more game. All my bad luck for the last 3 hours completely turned around for one game. AND IT WAS GLORIOUS. I think i tanked over 30 shots and took less than 100 damage.

[An_A10_Pilot]

Yeah... so I should change my title from shenanigans master to Kv1 lover. I just had another badass game. So my team is going full on derp mode.
1) An enemy stug and a pair of kv1s are just ripping thru my team. So i go after the stug, cresting a hill at a bout 35 and accelrating to 50 kph, notice the stug is distracted murdering another teammate, continue on and just ram the guy. Does 90% of his health, but no damage to me. Then an arty shot ends him.

2) At this point most of my team is dead. So I decide to go duel the two Kv-1. I pop on top of another hill and find one in my sights. I ram him, again take no actual damage, fire a shot right into his turret and he instaslpodes. At this point in the game it's 4v1 and the enemy team is capturing our base. So i turn around and haul ass. Well, it's that map with the broken bridge and we have the base at the bottom of the hill. So im rocking down that baby at 55kph!

3) The enemy team notices me and takes cover behind a house that i can't kill with my gun and try to win the game. I enter the ring at 96% captured swing around the house and ram another guy, instasploding him. All the enemy tanks freak out and try to kill me, wasting their time by shooting my unyielding steel hide. I then proceeded to gun down all of them. There were NO survivors! Mwahhahah

(Sorry for the long-winded description, but it was such a badass game that I thought it merited narration.)

[Brother Chewy]

Well shit from the looks of it your better than me i can barely manage a kill lol!

[An_A10_Pilot]

Hey, getting to the point where i even have the kv1 took a lot of time, patience, grinding, and having my ass kicked quite a few times. Dont worry man!

[palin2004]

Well shit from the looks of it your better than me i can barely manage a kill lol!

Try to take your time and ler other people take the hits for you.

[JC 042]

I told you you'd like the KV-1

[Authrix]

*snip an awesome story*

That was worth every second it took to read. I have a new motto for you: "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my tank!"

[JC 042]

It's a tier 6 game, Airfield, I'm a tier 3 Arty, we have 3 artys against a KV-1 just behind a cliff and some other enemies on the other side of the map.

The KV-1 is playing it clever and waiting for back up while we just sit there waiting.


Then, The-Almighty-God-Of-Shenanigans Sheogorath spoke to me... And he said

JC... You know what to do...

And do I did!

I, a lone tier 3 Arty, leaving my fellows behind, drove up that cliff. Drove off it. Shot that KV-1 while free falling. And landed on him!!!

And all I did was track him...

You make me proud lil Arty.... :')