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Last time, we saw Thugren snatch the victory from our favorite (or at least mine..) Battle Sister, Catty Vixen. But he did not get to enjoy his victory for long, before a new challenger appeared. Riding in on a winged pony of love, understanding, and stone-cold-rhymes, the Sergeant of the Pony Squad himself issued a challenge to the Lord of the Undead Masses!
I know why you're all here! You are yearning to see the awesome word battle between the two of them, to see who of them have what it takes to verbally kick the others ass! So why would I keep you waiting any longer..?
In the Champions Corner, with winning streak of One, we have The Herald of the Zombie-Apocalypse, The Master of Brain-Eaters, and Lover of Arachnids.
The One, the Only: THUGREN!!!
In the Challengers Corner, we have the first time challenger, the Musical Quadruped Beast, The Pony with the Violin Tattoo, and Leader of the Lindsey Stirling Fan Group!
You know Him, you have a Love/Hate relationship to Him: J NOSK!!!
[spoiler=Obligatory repeat of Tha Rulez!]
I've taken myself the liberty to write up the rules for Rap Battles. Observe that this is just the first edition, and that changes will come over time.
A Battle needs the following: Two Rappers (One Challenger, and One Being Challenged), and One Judge (The one that sets up the thread, watches over the battle, and reinforces The Rules. Me in this case.
)The Battle will be fought in two Rounds. The challenger will start the first round, and the current champion will start in the second. That way, both will have the opportunity to "answer" the others rhymes.
The "answer" must be posted within 24 hours of the first post. Otherwise it will be counted as being "dumbfounded and speechless", thereby being disqualified for that round.
When you have posted your rhymes, you may not edit the post in any way. Make sure that you are satisfied before posting. An edited post will be disqualified!
When both Rounds have been fought, the Poll will be open. Then there will be three days of voting, before the winner will be revealed.
Observe: The Rappers and Judge can not vote, and if that is the case, their Vote will not be counted!
Regarding the Rapping, please respect the following rules:
1. The Rules of Gothic Wars regarding discrimination, racism and sexism must be respected at all times!
2. The Rap is for FUN. Not to emotionally scar or deeply insult each other. There can be a fine line between a joke, and an insult.
Please be thoughtful about this.
3. Regarding Rule 2, know that if you sign up for a battle, you must be prepared for what will come. If you can dish it out, you must be able to take it. "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!"
4. The Battle is between the two Rappers, not their families or other. So refrain from insulting mother, partners, kids, and the like.
5. When writing rhymes, there is no rules for the length of the rhymes. It is up to you. But remember, this is a rap battle, not an epic novel competition. Keep the rhymes short and smart! Use common sense!
It is the Judges and all participants (readers, posters, and voters) responsibility to uphold these rules.
If you have any questions, thoughts, or ideas, regarding the rules, please inform me and I will edit them.
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You all know how this works! Since J Nosk is the challenger, he will start the first round!
Let's have a clean fight, and if you are going to hit below the belt, make it count!
LETS GET IT STARTED IN HERE!!!
ROUND ONE:
FIGHT!!!
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The Poll is now open!
And here is a recap of the rounds:
[spoiler=Round One]
Woah woah woah what's going on here?
What's that? Looks like a new challenger has appeared
Hector Drogan is the name coming at you with metal steel
Never experienced it before? Let me show you how it feels!
Beating on your chest like the great king Kong? I don't think so Thugren, this time you got it wrong
I'll take down your feebly little armies of the undead, 1 d rolled for a total of 100
[/spoiler]Hold up, come on and wait a minute...You stepped up?
Man your really not all that bright.... A True fuck up.
Your stepping into the wrong game son your sloppy.
Maybe i should really do something about you being so damn cocky.
Unmerited ego, stepping up like your someone.
Ima beat you like your father shoulda did From day one.
Wanna step up to the master of metal and fuck up rolling dice.
Fuck it pony, the gloves come off , im through being nice.
[spoiler=Round Two]
Suffer not the pony to live...
Su su su suffer not suffer not the pony to live
Don't worry guys and gals, this thugs got more to give!
I'm tired and achey, eyes blurry and hazy. Staying up all night bitter and ragey. Looking at the fact you stole my lyrics .. Copy and pastey. But I'm im gonna cool down, not gonna be hasty.
I could end it , end all this monotony.
Step the fuck up for a ghetto lobotomy .
But i digress, I could take this further , take it right to the end zone.
But I really don't feel like taking a visit to see you and your hand in the friend zone
Beast
[/spoiler]Suffer not the pony to live? why don't you take a seat thugren and let me show you all the fucks i give!
This little equestrian violinist has more game than you know, but now is not yet the time to deliver the final blow
Eyes blurry and hazy, body quivering and achy, dude that's not my problem, that's what happens from being lazy! So take a seat tugboat and let me play you Electric Daisy!
Dont worry i will just be sitting here jammin', but i believe there is quite a lot of hate detected, LOOKS LIKE TIME TO FIRE THE ORBITAL FRIENDSHIP CANNON!
