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#1 CruciasNZ

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Posted 06 December 2011 - 10:34 PM

This is an interesting exercise you might find amusing. The rules are quite simple, you have to insult someone (including factions) in the most personal, demeaning and ruthless way possible with a smile coupled with a polite and respectful overtone. You can also respond to comments "in role" and form a rudimentary discussion.

Remember you have to stay within forum rules though. As they are not finished and published yet avoid comments about race, sexual orientation (note gay is not a sexual comment), religion (cults - including recognised "religions" like Jedi - are fair game) and the 4-letter c word.

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Posted 06 December 2011 - 10:42 PM

I was genuinely pleased to find out that the Black Souls are not a joke warband that the other factions make fun of after all :D
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#3 CruciasNZ

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Posted 06 December 2011 - 10:48 PM

While The Emperors Champion was a valued member of the Black Templars, having him fight to the best of his esteemed abilities for the Night Lords was a stroke of brilliant tactical luck for the Templars

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Posted 06 December 2011 - 10:58 PM

It's always nice to see a community prosper with a limited number of members like ours has even though Othrim deems it necessary to shit it up with his constant posting.

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Posted 06 December 2011 - 10:59 PM

While The Emperors Champion was a valued member of the Black Templars, having him fight to the best of his esteemed abilities for the Night Lords was a stroke of brilliant tactical luck for the Templars


haha knew this was coming when i was the first to post! witty i will give you that lol 
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Posted 06 December 2011 - 11:01 PM

Crucias is the Best Raven guard member in the forum...oh wait :D


FAIL! There's also TOFFster :P

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Posted 06 December 2011 - 11:02 PM


Crucias is the Best Raven guard member in the forum...oh wait :D


FAIL! There's also TOFFster :P

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yes lol
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Posted 06 December 2011 - 11:02 PM

Nosk, not many people can pull off having a face that looks like unwiped buttocks but you do it rather nicely.

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Posted 06 December 2011 - 11:05 PM

Ya know Apulo, normally people who choke to death for seven days but don't actually die shouldn't be trusted, however you have proven yourself slightly above average on a few distinct occasions

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Posted 06 December 2011 - 11:06 PM

Being a Civil Engineer is a great job and the person who holds the title must be very intelligent and cool...but I guess they didnt make the cut for military engineering :D
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Posted 06 December 2011 - 11:08 PM

My expectations of the quality of insults that would be provided by the special people we have on this forum was exceedingly low, and yet all involved have impressively managed to undershoot even that, bravo!

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Posted 06 December 2011 - 11:10 PM

Though an amazing night lord, I find Nox's armour to be not very night lordy :D 
You know apulo for being an amazing apothecary your immune system is very lacking....the gene pool quality of the adeptus astartes must be lacking :D
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Posted 06 December 2011 - 11:14 PM

Being a Civil Engineer is a great job and the person who holds the title must be very intelligent and cool...but I guess they didnt make the cut for military engineering :D


True, Military Engineering has far higher entry requirements in NZ than Civil, it's essentially the same job but you have to average B's and not fail anything while you study. Like any real job though it requires a lot of advanced knowledge about how structures work (and in this case fall) but also some basic kindergarten level knowledge, like Physics and Calculus for example. So any person above the level of Chunk (from the goonies) intelligence can have a go at it

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 01:55 AM

Yes I suppose lol
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Posted 07 December 2011 - 02:37 AM

Its funny that apulo is an amazing apothecary and he was sick

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 02:42 AM

Its funny that apulo is an amazing apothecary and he was sick

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Yeah I am so dissapointed that by not being a Crimson Fist I won't be able to rely on his obviously superior skills

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 02:56 AM

No worry of malpractus or anything lol

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 08:28 AM

I am so pleased to see the support and words of encouragement that I receive from my squad and fellow players on the level of commitment and time I put into the site! Imagine the surprise and sheer delight should any of those comments be actually nice !!
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Posted 08 December 2011 - 02:01 AM

I have every confidence that under Nosk's temporary leadership the NLs will perform spectacularly. Nosk's Tactical Withdrawels are always well executed masterpieces

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Posted 08 December 2011 - 02:02 AM

I have every confidence that under Nosk's temporary leadership the NLs will perform spectacularly. Nosk's Tactical Withdrawels are always well executed masterpieces


I prefer the feigned retreat lol 
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