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#1 CruciasNZ

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 07:16 AM

So Nox was teaching me to play Death Angel now that my new cards had arrived. We lost most of our marines in the first location, and it just kept getting worse.

Just as his last guy died we advanced to the last location, with the Win condition "Hit The Button" basically. My card for that was on Cooldown and there were 19 Genestealers trying to feel Brother Scipio up. So I froze one pile with a card, and used my Artifact to instantly survive the other attack.

I now had to roll a 0 on a six sided dice to win, anything else would get me killed and we would loose. So I roll.... a Zero!

So Brother Scipio "heroically" flees crying like a little girl into the escape pod, mashing the button on the way in, escaping from the horde of horny Genestealers.

What an epic first game

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#2 Domine Nox

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 08:42 AM

It was a truly epic game. I still can't believe that Scipio actually managed to get out. Luck had been against us all game as marines got cut to ribbons. I can still hear Scipio screaming as he runs towards the button screaming "Oh dear god! Don't let them get me! They're everywhere!"

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 10:56 AM

Game over man! Game over!

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 12:30 PM

How do you roll a zero on a D6?
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 12:39 PM

This Dice for Space Hulk is different Dan

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 03:33 PM

Oh oh I want to play some time! Have to be taught first though.

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 03:36 PM

Same here.:)

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 05:02 PM

Game over man! Game over!


I don't know if you've kept up with current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 05:19 PM

Terminator sargeant: any questions
Scipio: how do I get out of this chickenshi5 outfit?

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#10 Brother White

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 05:42 PM

What is this?

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 06:07 PM

Scipio, look into my eye!

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 07:25 PM

Every day in the marine corp is like a day on the farm, every meal is a banquet, every formation a PARADE, I LOVE THE CORPs!!!
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#13 CruciasNZ

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 09:47 PM

I'm going to make a video teaching people how to play (with honorable mention to Nox who taught me of course!).

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 02:52 PM

One express elevator to hell going down!
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 06:00 PM

Love the Aliens quotes! Crucias that would be much appreciated, I bought the game a while back and just couldn't figure it out.

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#16 CruciasNZ

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 10:58 PM

Love the Aliens quotes! Crucias that would be much appreciated, I bought the game a while back and just couldn't figure it out.


I had 3 attempts at making the video so far

  • Flatmate dropped soap in shower, ensuing noises ruined it
  • Next door dropped something expensive and fragile, ensuing curses ruined it
  • Software froze up on transcoding

I'll have another go probably tonight hahaha

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 11:26 PM

Flatmate dropped soap in shower, ensuing noises ruined it

Giggty.:P

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#18 CruciasNZ

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 11:27 PM

He's not that interesting lol, basically it was yells of SORRY

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