Detta ämne är stängt
Now if you excuse me, I will run into the other room in a very unmanly way and then cry my heart out to the pillow and my teddy-bear Mr Guro...
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Naah, like I would give a damn about you bastards..
But it was actually my birthday yesterday. A10 was kind enough to congratulate me through a PM, and I replied with a promise to invade his country.
I will update you on how that goes...
Yep, twenty-four years ago I was born. Or rather cut out from my mothers womb... But let's not get stuck on details! I know my presence here on earth was not meant to be, for my mother has made it very clear to me that I was only meant to be a "Practice round" with my father..
What a fuck up... (Yes, huge amount of pun intended...
)Anyways, as always with birthdays you get calls from far and wide, from relatives you thought (or hoped) had died long ago, and mean sarcastic congratulations from mates. And of course my mother called and congratulated me on being the fastest of the stupid sperms (alt smartest of the retarded sperms).
All with love of course..
And my wonderful Catty! Oh how I love that woman! Two gifts given from the heart awaited me when awakening. The first, a new beard and hair trimmer, something I have desperately needed since my beard destroyed the last one..
And the other was a little game I like to call Grand Theft Auto 5.
(For the sake of the readers I have deleted the celebrations written here and the coming five pages...)
I really love her. Buying me this game, knowing full well she won't see me for the coming month!
But maybe that is her plan..?
Hmmm...
And cakes of course. Delicious cake. And no, not the kind of cake that is a lie, just to make that clear..
Well, now when I have bragged about my special day(because it's soooo special being born.. I mean, it's just you and every other human being ever!), I'm going to return to the Xbox and my new game!
