And I for one, as always, is up for a good laugh or two..
Feel free to contribute! That's how threads survive..

[spoiler=Jokes!]
Just imagine a drum-roll after each joke. It's funnier that way..

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A man walks into a bar with a box under his arm. He puts the box on the bar, and ask the bartender for a beer. And another. And so on. After a couple of hours, the bartender starts to be curious about the content of the box, and ask the man about it.
-Say, what's in the box?
-Don't go there! Just give me another beer...
-I'll tell you what, I will let you drink for free, if you show me whats in the box.
The man thinks about it for a while, and then gives in, and show the content of the box. Inside there is a 20 inch pianist sitting at a small piano, playing a jolly tune. The bartender is awestruck.
-That's amazing! How the hell did you manage to get that?!?
-I found a magic lamp.....
-Bullshit!
So the man takes forth the magic lamp, and gives it to the bartender. The bartender rubs it, and poof, a genie appears.
-WHAT ARE YOUR WISH, MASTER?
The bartender is without himself of joy.
-I wish the whole bar is filled with money!
-YOU WISH IS MY COMMAND!
All of a sudden the genie is gone, and the bar is slowly being filled with honey, to the bartender's discontent..
-What the hell! I didn't wish for this?!?
-Really!?
The man answers angry.
-Did you really think I wished for a 20 inch pianist!??!
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A pirate captain walks into a bar with a rudder in his crotch. The bartender looks at him and said:
-Do you know you have a rudder in your crotch?
-Yaar, its bee driving me nuts...
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Crucias, JC and Dx died in a horrible xbox-related accident. In some strange way, they all ended up in heaven. At the gate, they met God who told them that in heaven they could do whatever they wanted, but he warned them to not step on the pink cloud.
Once inside they made an agreement to meet up once a month, just to keep in touch. And so they did. It worked well for a couple of months, until one time, when Crucias appeared to the meeting together with a girl, so horribly ugly that it hurt ones eyes to look at her.
JC and Dx stared in disbelief, and after a while they manage to ask:
-What the hell happened!?
Crucias simply replied:
-I stepped on the pink cloud...
Nothing more was said about it, and they moved on with their afterlife. But the next month, JC arrived to the meeting together with a girl. This girl was so disgusting, so awful, that it was only with pure willpower that one could avoid vomiting. Once again, the other asked:
-What the hell?!?!
JC simply replied:
-I stepped on the pink cloud....
After this meeting it took a couple of months before they met up again. This time, it was Dx turn to arrive with someone else. He came with a girl, so incredibly attractive, sexy, good looking and drop dead gorgeous that there aren't words enough to describe her.
Crucias and JC just stared at them for an hour or two before one of them managed to utter some words:
-Wha.. What the hell happened?!
-I stepped on the pink cloud....
The girl answers...
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A plane is flying over the pacific ocean, filled with representatives from all over the world. Suddenly an engine explodes. The pilot struggles to keep the plane in the air, but it's not going well.
-"We need to loose weight, or we all gonna die!"
The problem was they had no luggage, and no parachutes. After a few minutes, the French representative stands up and goes to the door.
-"Viva la Revolution!" he said, before jumping from the plane.
Sadly, that was not enough, and the plane kept descending. Then the British stood up and walked to the door.
-"God save the Queen!" And jumped out the plane.
Still not enough, it was the Americans turn. A big guy from Texas stood up and walked to the door. He looked at the others in the plane, and said:
-"Remember the Alamo!" and threw out the Mexican....
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So, this is all I got for now. But I will return later with more..

Your turn! Show me what you got!

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