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[JC 042]

I need to remember the sites I get loads of my jokes from...

[spoiler=Here's one I remember:]
A man walks into a sperm donor wearing a mask, he pulls out gun on the receptionist and yells at her
"OPEN THE BANK!"
"But it's sperm bank!"
"DO IT!"
The woman complies then the man guides her into the bank and grabs a sperm jar off the shelf and gives it to her.
"Drink it!"
"But it's-"
"I said drink it!"
The woman obeys and drinks the jar of sperm.

Then the man takes of his mask and smiles
"See honey, that wasn't so hard!"
[/spoiler]

[Iron K]

It's really sad to hear that some men have to go to so extreme length to get their significant other to do something like that...