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[CruciasNZ]

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Anyway, Salsa and I were playing Arty last night. He has the T6 French, and I the T7 American. We were playing on Malinkova, standard battle, southern start zone. The enemy had 6 Heavies ranging between 8 and 9, all but one of one of whom went hill. Salsa and I bracketed everyone of them over a period of 5 minutes, we both ran out of shells right before the game ended a draw thanks to emplaced Tank Destroyers

[Ziet]

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Not sure if this will work but here's an attempt to post the epic win

[JC 042]

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Not sure if this will work but here's an attempt to post the epic win

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[Ziet]

Thank you JC i figured i missed something

[An_A10_Pilot]

So I have been having hilarious shenanigans in the t50 lately.

Game 1
I go driving out in my t50, just hauling ass as per normal. I turn the corner and there are 6 enemy tanks rolling up. I keep going full speed and manage to make it behind a rock, watching all their shells go wizzing past me. I then proceed to slide into a little ditch and haul ass away, laughing as I go, watching my artillery just pound the hell out of them. Then, I get a crazy thought and TURN AROUND! I circle back up to where i just was and proceed to kill almost all the enemy tanks I ran into in 1-2 shots due to all the arty fire. An Enemy Kv-1 who had been trying to kill me all game screams in all chat, "TO WHAT DARK GOD DO I HAVE TO SACRIFICE TO IN ORDER TO HIT YOUR DAMN T50???!!!!!!?"

I roll away laughing and we win.
proof of game

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Second game- RING AROUND THE HELLCAT!

This is an indepth description of one of my craziest fights I've had in a while. So, if you dont want to read i understand.

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this is a few days later. I am in the T50 again. I go hauling down the G-line. I hug the sand dunes while my teammates duke it out up top near the pairs of spawns as well as around the flag. I clear the second set of sand dunes and find a Hell cat and a french TD. The hellcat is looking at me so I immedately juke right and dive towards the dune. They both fail to hit me and I drive down the ravine, then back up the dune. My teammates see these tds and start shooting at them drawing their attention. I circle back around pop up behind the Hellcat and the french tank. I start circling the hellcat, because the french td's have a turn speed like a mountain. As Im circling the Hellcat it fires, misses me, and shoots the french td in the ass, setting it on fire. Then a friendly arty immediatly ends the French TD. So, it's the hellcat and I dueling it out and I'm circling around it as he is desperately trying to back up to the boundaries of the map. I pump shell after shell into his sides madly trying to keep ahead of his turret. Suddenly explosions start erupting all around us as both teams pairs of artys just bracket both of us. An arty shot rips into the hellcat and I wedge myself between him and the boundary line, firing a final shot into his rear armor, killing him.

The arty shells are still smashing down araound me and I go hunting the enemy artys. I go flying up to the spawn, juking and randomly cutting. I crest a little ledge, finding both arty's looking at me. They fire and both miss by distances of les s than 6 inches. I keep going full speed, fly over both arty's and into the water, firing my cannon and somehow hitting one, and break my tracks. Im underwater, I pop a repair kit and start chugging towards the shoreline. With a second and a half left of air I break out of the water. They artys both had turned around because they assumed I was going to die from drowning. I kill one of them and then a friendly arty shell pops the other. After that fight I was so pumped on adrenaline that I had to take a break. IT WAS INTENSE!!!!!! I hope you enjoyed the little narrative.

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[JC 042]

So your saying A10... That mega Moe pics made you win today?

Daaaaaaaaawwww....

Damnit JC. I didnt need to see these pics right after I woke up. Now i wont be able to kill people in WoT with all the rage in my heart!

[CruciasNZ]

So apparently you can ZOOM IN after you hit the shift "sniper mode". Since I pretty much play arty exclusively this black magic eluded me until today. So all this time I have been killing people without actually zooming, so now that I can zoom right in I am nailing these bastards to the wall

[Ziet]

Dear mother of Cookies, what have we unleashed?

[CruciasNZ]

Dear mother of Cookies, what have we unleashed?

Pilot and Salsa watched me kill 4 T9 Heavies in a row with my JagTiger 8.8 last night. SOooooooooo much easier when you can see where you're firing. All that time firing semi-zoomed has made me a fething awesome shot

[JC 042]

Dear mother of Cookies, what have we unleashed?

Pilot and Salsa watched me kill 4 T9 Heavies in a row with my JagTiger 8.8 last night. SOooooooooo much easier when you can see where you're firing. All that time firing semi-zoomed has made me a fething awesome shot

I'm still sniggering at the fact that you never knew you could zoom XD

[JC 042]

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[Draco Ny'ade]

19 kills in 3 games (in a row, all in the same tank, KV1 )

[Ziet]

Holy Mother of TOGs JC

[An_A10_Pilot]

So I was playing in a game with our random stray cat, Mighty_Tiger. He didnt realize that the A-20 is a scout tank and he rolled a marder. I go pounding up the 0 line on the map and find an enemy Kv-1s. I shoot and luckily track him and immediatly go to ground. Our stray cat fires a shot directed by god.

HE ONESHOTS THE KV-1S WITH A MARDER.

I didnt screen shot in game, but here's the post game.



Im just sitting in my chair, stupefied at the mother of all crits.

[JC 042]

The KV-1S has more than 231 HP, and he had 5 penetrations.

[An_A10_Pilot]

He penned it and set it on fire, resulting in it exploding. All his other "pens" did maybe 4 damage a shot. maybe.

[Ziet]

So whens the next StuG submerging

[CruciasNZ]

Hetzers Gonna Hetz!

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Churchill III Submarine Warfare

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This is the map where you can go through the town, over the rail bridges or over the underwater path through the middle sea-lake. Mikel2311 and I took Churchill III's over that underwater path and while he died gloriously defending the motherland, I made it onto their flag (taking down an Arty and AT-2 - front on - enroute) and capped.

[JC 042]

LoL, a Churchill defending the Motherland?

[Ziet]

exactly. He was secretly a russian