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[Iron K]

Well, first off, I like to give a warm congratulation to all other fathers out there! This is our only day in the year, so be sure to take all you can get out of it! Sleep ins, naps, children free afternoons, a good dinner, and some other fun! Don't be humble, demand it, and take it for yourself, because its 365 days to next time. Make it count!


Okay, now when that has been taken care of, I want to brag to you all about how awesome Catty is! Okay, most of you know that she is pretty damn awesome, but I want to tell you how awesome girlfriend she is! Well, maybe not that morning-waffle-russian-roulette thing, but what the hell, I like a challenge.

Moving on to the awesome things. There is allot, believe you me, so I will just focus on the gift side. Here are some examples:

I stated that I needed a new blade for my razor, she buys me a Kedake shaving knife! With a brand new shaving set!

I think about starting a hobby. She gets me a harmonica!

Valentine. Does she get me some fluffy duffy pink heartsy love shit? NoOo. She buys me the (then) newly released Bioshock 2 (Rapture Edition!). Now that is love, right?


And finally its time for present day. Fathers day.
So, what can she get me? A long nice sleep in maybe? No no no. Not little Catty. That would be to boring..

She gets me tickets to a Sabaton concert!
So on the 7th of December, I will be at a Sabaton concert, feeling true and heart full love for my girlfriend.

So how awesome is Catty?
AWESOME!!!

[Opeth Of Epica]

Lucky bastard.

[CruciasNZ]

What Opeth said

[JC 042]

2 years ago I gave my girlfriend (now ex) a card on valentines, she then gave me a chocolate bar, I was pretty happy till I learned she was only just given that chocolate bar a few minutes ago by another girl, we broke up 6 months later (mostly cuz Im pretty bad at relationships), 1 and a half years later I learned about how she got the chocolate bar and that she's now dating that girl who gave her the chocolate bar.

I'm still confused (with myself mostly) to this day.

Long story short my relationships turn out weird . And you have all my envy...

[CruciasNZ]

You're best served ignoring women till your closer to 30 there JC, enjoy your time, money and freedom endowed on you by youth.

[JC 042]

Who needs real women when I have the women of Manga and Anime! 2D girls will never leave me!

In all serious I need a new girlfriend... I lost the last one to me focusing too much on school, and to another girl...

[Talos Valcoran]

You're a lucky person.

[CattyVixen]

This isn't quite true to be honest...
Sure, I buy that stuff, but I have my reasons to do so too...
I think I am the world's most unromantic girlfriend!

I am like that,
"I told you 4 years ago that I love you.. If I change my mind, I promise you will notice by getting killed or that I tell you that I don't love you anymore!"

I don't ask for, or demand, the romantic crap either. Sure, I can sleep on a hotel, but really? We bought our bed for much, much money... For what? Sleeping on a hotel?


I'm really good at destroying when Iron is trying to be romantic too, so I really, really don't have the romantic side in me..
Like our first Valentine... We had a babysitter, he asked me out to the same restaurant that we ate on our first date, but I didn't even remembered what kind of restaurant it was..
And after that he surprised me with roses, a teddy-bear, strawberries and chocolate, wine and candles! (I don't even remember everything he did for me) and when he came to invite me to the room he finds me in the kitchen doing the dishes...

So... I honestly do have a reason why I give him a game, a harmonica, and a ticket to a Sabaton concert...

[REAPER xDAx]

Nice, sounds like you have had some pretty good fathers days in the past.

[JC 042]

I don't ask for, or demand, the romantic crap either.

Iron you bastard! Your living a life and relationship we can only dream of!

[Iron K]

First of: Catty! Don't tell people about that! I cant have them believe that I am soft, now can I?!
Now make me a sandwich, Woman! (Please?)

Second:

Nice, sounds like you have had some pretty good fathers days in the past.

That depends.. Last year she forgot all about it, and missed the fact that it was fathers day. She didn't realize until the same evening when I reminded her. In pure panic, she ran of to the nearest kiosk and bought a couple of "Adult Magazines".
Pretty nice save, if I may say so myself.

Third:

Iron you bastard! Your living a life and relationship we can only dream of!

Damn right! Jealous?

Not only is she delightfully crazy, with a one of a kind personality, she is a purebred gamer. I knew it was love when she blew away the dust from a NES cassette.. Damn that's hot....
She cooks, clean, and the only games she play is roleplays or console.
Though I must say one of the most awesome things is that we have the same taste in woman (Yes, she's Bisexual, and yes, we look at other girls together.)

And I haven't even started on the dirty stuff yet... But that half nymphomaniac would fill an entire thread with dirty stuff!

So yeah.. I'm a pretty lucky bastard.
And she's mine! ALL MINE!!!

[JC 042]

In pure panic, she ran of to the nearest kiosk and bought a couple of "Adult Magazines".

BWAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA!!!! Why can't I stop laughing?!?

[CattyVixen]

Oh God-Emperor what have you done Iron? Stop talking private stuff about me, I will not accept that!

What kind of sandwich do you want? ^^

Anyway, I'm glad you like your gift, and I really hope you will enjoy it..

JC: I don't doubt you will find a girl that is respecting your love and deserve it..
Everyone have something in there baggage we must carry...

[CruciasNZ]

[Iron K]

Good one Cru. Good and true. My personal favorite:

"I am Far from Perfect
But I Will be Perfect
For that Imperfect Someone
Who is Perfect for Me"

[CruciasNZ]

Iron. Are you and Catty going to be playing Halo? If so I see potential for some utterly insane games in our collective futures

[Iron K]

You honor both me and Catty with your offer.

At the risk of agitating Catty for saying to much, I have to say that Catty doesn't play FPS. They make her nauseous, and might trigger an epileptic seizure, so she can only play them in short rounds before needing a brake.
That, and she is soooo shy! It's really cute actually.

I on the other hand can play, and have played Halo. But due to little money in the game fond, I had to choose between buying Halo 4 or Hitman Absolution. I chose the later. A good choice, because I now live with a piss poor internet connection that wont allow me to go online on Xbox Live. And having Halo without Live would have been a Living HELL!

[CruciasNZ]

Well when you do finally get Halo make sure you hit us up! We play everything from Slayer, to King of The Hill, to Race Maps. If it's amusing and violent there's a fair bet we play it!

Hitman should rock, the last one was amazing

[Iron K]

Ha! Violent and Amusing is the way to go!

Hitman better be a good game! I pre-ordered the Deluxe Professional Edition for 999 SEK!
(Thank you so much for letting me spend that sort of money on a game, Honey.. )

Spoiler

999 SEK = 115,81 EUR = 147,39 USD = 92,95 GBP (Edit: 181,34 NZD. Sorry Cru, Forgot about you. )

[CruciasNZ]

That's a pretty expensive collectors edition! Not available here it seems