The Ultimate Chuck Norris Thread
#1
Postad 06 juli 2012 - 08:26
Using this in as a Good post reply like using The Honey Badger for the Bad ones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y
Some Facts:
When Chuck Norris jumps from a Building the concrete commits suicide.
When Chuck norris throws a Knife the Knife dosent hurt the person. The air does.
Chuck calls 911 just to see if he can help.
Chuck can make rainbows. By spiting Skittles.
Chuck Norris can Smell underwater.
Two Giratina are better than one.
Thanks to Astral Shadow of Serebii for the Signiture
#2
Postad 06 juli 2012 - 08:59
There once was a street named after chuck norris the problem is, nobody crosses chuck norris and lives.
when chuck norris stares at a mirror it breaks, because even glass knows not to get in between chuck norris and chuck norris.
when chuck norris does push-ups he doesnt push up, he pushes the world down.
Chuck norris blows bubbles in beef jerky.
when the boogy man goes to sleep he checks for chuck norris.
when chuck norris takes a piss he clogs the toilet.
when chuck norris was born the doctor slapped him, chuck norris immediately slapped the doctor right back, moral of the story - nobody slaps chuck norris.
chuck norris once stared at the sun, the sun went blind.
Chuck norris once shot down a fighter jet by point his index finger and saying the word "BANG!"
chuck norris has had sex with every woman on earth, which is why they bleed every month.
chuck norris had sex with a prostitute in a semi-truck, when he finished some of his sprem got into the engine, we now call that semi-truck Optimus Prime.
When Chuck norris swims he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris.
Underneath chuck norris' beard is another fist.
Chuck norris doesnt "Teabag" he "Potato sacks"
#3
Postad 06 juli 2012 - 09:23
Chuck Norris is the first man on Mars, that is why there are no signs of life.
There was once a toilet paper named after Chuck Norris, but it didnt work because Chuck Norris doesnt take shit from nobody.
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#4
Postad 06 juli 2012 - 09:40
Two Giratina are better than one.
Thanks to Astral Shadow of Serebii for the Signiture
#5
Postad 06 juli 2012 - 10:00
Figured I'd add this to the mix
#6
Postad 06 juli 2012 - 10:04
I honest to god just made that up
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#7
Postad 06 juli 2012 - 10:18
"If Death is Victory, how Afraid of Life can we be!"-OH, SLEEPER
#8
Postad 06 juli 2012 - 10:50
Im gonna see if I can make all my posts ones that are original.
When Chuck Norris stares at rock, it comes under so much pressure it turns into diamonds.
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#9
Postad 06 juli 2012 - 10:56
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#10
Postad 06 juli 2012 - 10:58
#11
Postad 06 juli 2012 - 11:00
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#12
Postad 06 juli 2012 - 11:29
#13
Postad 07 juli 2012 - 09:59
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#14
Postad 07 juli 2012 - 10:22
Two Giratina are better than one.
Thanks to Astral Shadow of Serebii for the Signiture
#15
Postad 07 juli 2012 - 02:26
"If Death is Victory, how Afraid of Life can we be!"-OH, SLEEPER
#16
Postad 07 juli 2012 - 02:33
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#17
Postad 07 juli 2012 - 02:46
Two Giratina are better than one.
Thanks to Astral Shadow of Serebii for the Signiture
#18
Postad 07 juli 2012 - 06:17
#19
Postad 07 juli 2012 - 06:55
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#20
Postad 07 juli 2012 - 06:59
"If Death is Victory, how Afraid of Life can we be!"-OH, SLEEPER