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[MetalHead666X]

Using this in as a Good post reply like using The Honey Badger for the Bad ones.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y

Some Facts:
When Chuck Norris jumps from a Building the concrete commits suicide.

When Chuck norris throws a Knife the Knife dosent hurt the person. The air does.

Chuck calls 911 just to see if he can help.

Chuck can make rainbows. By spiting Skittles.

Chuck Norris can Smell underwater.

[Optic20]

chuck norris doesnt consider it sex, if the Female survives.
There once was a street named after chuck norris the problem is, nobody crosses chuck norris and lives.
when chuck norris stares at a mirror it breaks, because even glass knows not to get in between chuck norris and chuck norris.
when chuck norris does push-ups he doesnt push up, he pushes the world down.
Chuck norris blows bubbles in beef jerky.
when the boogy man goes to sleep he checks for chuck norris.
when chuck norris takes a piss he clogs the toilet.
when chuck norris was born the doctor slapped him, chuck norris immediately slapped the doctor right back, moral of the story - nobody slaps chuck norris.
chuck norris once stared at the sun, the sun went blind.
Chuck norris once shot down a fighter jet by point his index finger and saying the word "BANG!"
chuck norris has had sex with every woman on earth, which is why they bleed every month.
chuck norris had sex with a prostitute in a semi-truck, when he finished some of his sprem got into the engine, we now call that semi-truck Optimus Prime.
When Chuck norris swims he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris.
Underneath chuck norris' beard is another fist.
Chuck norris doesnt "Teabag" he "Potato sacks"

[JC 042]

Cars were invented to run away from Chuck Norris, so Chuck Norris invented car crashes.
Chuck Norris is the first man on Mars, that is why there are no signs of life.
There was once a toilet paper named after Chuck Norris, but it didnt work because Chuck Norris doesnt take shit from nobody.

[MetalHead666X]

Lol. I think I will get some of the old thread. You know you dont just have to use facts. Any thing Chuck Norris Related.

[DTdante2787]

Figured I'd add this to the mix

[JC 042]

Chuck Norris accidentally created the Matrix while attempting a sudoku for the first time.

I honest to god just made that up

[Corman2030]

Chuck Norris' *CENSORED* has an elbow....that is all!

[JC 042]

When Chuck Norris whistles while driving the police car in front of him pulls over.

Im gonna see if I can make all my posts ones that are original. 
When Chuck Norris stares at rock, it comes under so much pressure it turns into diamonds.

[JC 042]

Chuck Norris completed MineCraft in under 8 minutes with no tools or weapons, and it was in real life.

[Kokokacho]

this brings back memories from WoW, people used to spam chuck norris jokes in trade chat in the cities all freakin night

[JC 042]

Both of a titans legs stayed connected to each other without falling apart by a single hair from Chuck Norris.

[Optic20]

Chuck Norris is neither a glass is half empty or full kinda guy, he just sees it as another weapon.

[JC 042]

Chuck Norris can LITERALLY shit bricks.

[MetalHead666X]

Scientists used Chucks Excrement to power the world. This is where we get nuclear power.

[Corman2030]

It is said that Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer, to bad he has never cried.

[JC 042]

Chuck Norris knows where Wally/Waldo is.

[MetalHead666X]

Bronys are survivors of a Hit from Chuck Norris.

[Optic20]

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, we now call that horse a gerraff.

[JC 042]

Chuck Norris uses heavy duty cable wire as dental floss.

[Corman2030]

Chuck Norris once told a great man, "Sit boy! Stay!" The Emperor of Mankind has never moved since:D