Somebody literally stole my sweetroll...
#1
Postad 23 maj 2012 - 05:03
I'll be damned the second I finished icing the last one, turned my back to put the knife in the sink, turned around and they were hauling ass out my back door with the plate, hopped the fence and I haven't seen them since...
It's okay though, because I foresaw this very situation and mixed chocolate laxatives into it. Even if they didn't steal/eat them, I could always feed them to my brother.
#2
Postad 23 maj 2012 - 05:11
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#3
Postad 23 maj 2012 - 05:29
Nolo mihi libet sis multo felis.
#4
Postad 23 maj 2012 - 05:34
#5
Postad 23 maj 2012 - 06:46
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#6
Postad 23 maj 2012 - 06:51
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#7
Postad 23 maj 2012 - 01:51
I would of filled them full of really bad cheese as a trap, this is also seen as an offering to Sheogorath.
No, you would have to boil the cheese which would then summon a plague of rats; which in turn results the raining of burning dogs...or else just pluck out there eyes, for the fun of it,
#8
Postad 23 maj 2012 - 03:03
I would of filled them full of really bad cheese as a trap, this is also seen as an offering to Sheogorath.
No, you would have to boil the cheese which would then summon a plague of rats; which in turn results the raining of burning dogs...or else just pluck out there eyes, for the fun of it,
Khajit: THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE! THE END IS NEAR!!!
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#9
Postad 23 maj 2012 - 04:17
#10
Postad 23 maj 2012 - 04:52
I like you, you're as twisted as I am
indeed my friend
i think nicky just earn with this thread the WTF award
also, ALL HAIL SHEOGORATH!!!!!
CHESSE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!
#11
Postad 23 maj 2012 - 04:55
On topic: I would perform the Black Sacrament to get revenge on them.
Ride on your brothers robot horse ride after you tell them that
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#12
Postad 23 maj 2012 - 05:00
#13
Postad 23 maj 2012 - 05:33
Hail Sithis! (I accidentally screamed that in my religion class a few weeks ago when explaining to somebody what the Dark Brotherhood was, and now the teacher teases me about being devil worshiper)
#14
Postad 23 maj 2012 - 06:31
Hail Sheogorath! But I'm much more loyal to Sithis and the Night Mother. (No, this is not because I am a huge Cicero fangirl. Okay mainly because I am.)
Hail Sithis! (I accidentally screamed that in my religion class a few weeks ago when explaining to somebody what the Dark Brotherhood was, and now the teacher teases me about being devil worshiper)
Lol, be funny if a serious catholic kid attacks you with a cross!
"Die fiend of satan!"
"You cannot kill Sithis for he is the Void! What chance does your false god have against Death in its purest form"
Im sad to say I killed Cicero the first time. Then thought better of it then loaded the save. Now I have him as a companion . Or did until I cant now play Skyrim until I hunt down the 50 mods I previously had before getting a new hard drive.
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#15
Postad 23 maj 2012 - 06:35
Im sad to say I killed Cicero the first time. Then thought better of it then loaded the save.
How dare you kill Cicero...You were wise to load that save.
I think he's adorable, especially with his little comments and dance.
"Cicero's heard about the Butcher. Interesting knifework. Just STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB! And then, STAB STAB STAB STAB!"
"Cicero saw a dwarf! Right there! A dwarf! Oh wait...Sorry...No dwarf."
"Cicero is hungry...need a sweetroll...or a carrot."
#16
Postad 23 maj 2012 - 07:56
#17
Postad 23 maj 2012 - 07:59
Hail Sheogorath! But I'm much more loyal to Sithis and the Night Mother. (No, this is not because I am a huge Cicero fangirl. Okay mainly because I am.)
Hail Sithis! (I accidentally screamed that in my religion class a few weeks ago when explaining to somebody what the Dark Brotherhood was, and now the teacher teases me about being devil worshiper)
I shouldn't have read this during a lecture, I got the death stare for laughing
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#18
Postad 23 maj 2012 - 08:08
What the hell did my brother do to these poor people!?
#20
Postad 23 maj 2012 - 08:48
"(sigh) what 'god' are you worshipping this time...?"
"Slaanesh"
"Whats significant about him?"
"You'll see..."
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