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#1 SuperFreakyNick

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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 05:03

Two people stole a whole PLATE of them to be exact. I managed to find a recipe online for the sweetrolls from Skyrim and made them with my best friend and his brother.

I'll be damned the second I finished icing the last one, turned my back to put the knife in the sink, turned around and they were hauling ass out my back door with the plate, hopped the fence and I haven't seen them since...

It's okay though, because I foresaw this very situation and mixed chocolate laxatives into it. Even if they didn't steal/eat them, I could always feed them to my brother.
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#2 CruciasNZ

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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 05:11

I like you, you're as twisted as I am

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#3 Domine Nox

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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 05:29

I can't begin to point out the number of things in the opening thread that merit "WTF' responses...

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#4 SuperFreakyNick

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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 05:34

You should come spend a week at my house, and truly experience the madness that is my family. I know many people say that, but my family is truly...special. And my friends? Even more special.
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#5 CruciasNZ

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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 06:46

I'm willing to believe it, you cannot really be part of this community if you haven't got a screw loose somewhere :derp:

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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 06:51

I would of filled them full of really bad cheese as a trap, this is also seen as an offering to Sheogorath.

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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 01:51

I would of filled them full of really bad cheese as a trap, this is also seen as an offering to Sheogorath.


No, you would have to boil the cheese which would then summon a plague of rats; which in turn results the raining of burning dogs...or else just pluck out there eyes, for the fun of it,:P
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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 03:03


I would of filled them full of really bad cheese as a trap, this is also seen as an offering to Sheogorath.


No, you would have to boil the cheese which would then summon a plague of rats; which in turn results the raining of burning dogs...or else just pluck out there eyes, for the fun of it,:P


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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 04:17

I find this highly amusing. Lol and I'll take that offer to experience your family would give me something to do to pass the time till I leave.

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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 04:52

I like you, you're as twisted as I am


indeed my friend :D

i think nicky just earn with this thread the WTF award :P

also, ALL HAIL SHEOGORATH!!!!!

CHESSE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!

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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 04:55

WAIT. Scratch that. Cheese for no one. That could be just as much a celebration if you dont like cheese! If so, what are you doing worshipping me!!! 
On topic: I would perform the Black Sacrament to get revenge on them.

Ride on your brothers robot horse ride after you tell them that :P

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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 05:00

i would send m´qair to their house and then use the wabajack on them :P

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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 05:33

Hail Sheogorath! But I'm much more loyal to Sithis and the Night Mother. (No, this is not because I am a huge Cicero fangirl. Okay mainly because I am.)

Hail Sithis! (I accidentally screamed that in my religion class a few weeks ago when explaining to somebody what the Dark Brotherhood was, and now the teacher teases me about being devil worshiper)
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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 06:31

Hail Sheogorath! But I'm much more loyal to Sithis and the Night Mother. (No, this is not because I am a huge Cicero fangirl. Okay mainly because I am.)

Hail Sithis! (I accidentally screamed that in my religion class a few weeks ago when explaining to somebody what the Dark Brotherhood was, and now the teacher teases me about being devil worshiper)


Lol, be funny if a serious catholic kid attacks you with a cross!

"Die fiend of satan!"
"You cannot kill Sithis for he is the Void! What chance does your false god have against Death in its purest form"

Im sad to say I killed Cicero the first time. Then thought better of it then loaded the save. Now I have him as a companion :D. Or did until I cant now play Skyrim until I hunt down the 50 mods I previously had before getting a new hard drive.

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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 06:35

I go to a private Catholic academy. I think that's one of the main reasons a lot of people fear me.

Im sad to say I killed Cicero the first time. Then thought better of it then loaded the save.


How dare you kill Cicero...You were wise to load that save.

I think he's adorable, especially with his little comments and dance.

"Cicero's heard about the Butcher. Interesting knifework. Just STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB! And then, STAB STAB STAB STAB!"

"Cicero saw a dwarf! Right there! A dwarf! Oh wait...Sorry...No dwarf."

"Cicero is hungry...need a sweetroll...or a carrot."
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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 07:56

i cant stand anthing that speaks in the 3rd person I.E "jar jar Binks characters"
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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 07:59

Hail Sheogorath! But I'm much more loyal to Sithis and the Night Mother. (No, this is not because I am a huge Cicero fangirl. Okay mainly because I am.)

Hail Sithis! (I accidentally screamed that in my religion class a few weeks ago when explaining to somebody what the Dark Brotherhood was, and now the teacher teases me about being devil worshiper)


I shouldn't have read this during a lecture, I got the death stare for laughing

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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 08:08

Better than 2 out of five of your new AP teachers (when I went to collect lovely over the summer homework and class schedule) literally looking like they wanted to KILL YOU once they realize that you're your brother's little sister, two others reacting with panic/complete terror and the last one breaking into tears and sobbing that she knew she should have retired this year, that she couldn't deal with another one. They all asked if I REALLY wanted to take their AP class and one offered to pay me to drop out.

What the hell did my brother do to these poor people!?
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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 08:16

Things that would make the chaos gods proud appearently.

Burning, Stabbing, Devouring, Changing, Resurrecting and creating in Sanctuary
We have such sights to show you...

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Postad 23 maj 2012 - 08:48

Teacher: "PLEASE! I dont want a 'Skull Throne' as a chair! Stop bringing skulls into my class room!"

"(sigh) what 'god' are you worshipping this time...?"
"Slaanesh"
"Whats significant about him?"
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