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[dx144]

I don't know if this belongs in the Media bit but still if it doesn't please move to the right area. Thank you =)
Commandments for The Spess Mehreens! (http://www.thefoolwi...g/Space_Marines)
Rules of the Astartes
The Space Marines follow strict rules and guidelines, most of which are listed below.
1) Thou shalt not refer to the Adeptus Soritas as "Bolter Bitches" nor shalt thou go anywhere near our sisters during the time of the "Red Rage," lest thou wishes to be the first human to enter orbit without the aid of a shuttle.
>2) Thou shalt not comment on the odd shape of the Inquisitor's head.
>3) Thou shalt not do "wheelies" or "donuts" on you bike.
>4) Thou shalt not have a "kegger" on the eve of battle, thus making >yourselves less effective on the morn.
>5) Thou shalt not refer to the Almighty Emperor as "The Righteous Dead Dude."
>6) Orks are not "cute!"
>7) Thou shalt not make jokes about the Imperial Guard's weapons.
>8) Thou shalt not refer to the Rhino transports as "pimp wagons," nor >shalt thou use the phrase, "If the Rhino be rockin, don't come a knockin."
>9) The Chapter Master is not a "drag."
>10) Thou shalt not check to see if your bolt pistol is loaded by looking >down the barrel!
>11) Thou shalt not go on panty raids into Sister Of Battle monasteries.
>12) Thou shalt not use thy scope for anything outside of battle. Anyone >caught using them to spy out life mates shall lose privileges.
>13) Do not sell thy extra organs on the Black Market.
>14) Though it is entertaining, thou shalt not wave a fly swatter near the >Tyranid fleets.
>15) Thou shalt not use thine chainsword as a backscratcher.
>16) Thou shalt not use thine pistol as a q-tip.
>17) Thou shalt not attempt to imitate heathen noise marines with "heavy >metal" or "death metal" through thine COM speakers.
>18) Although tempting, do not attempt to give a Tau a "high-five."
>19) Thou shalt not laugh at how small IG men are.
>20) Thou shalt not bend to the will of nerds playing war games, and act >upon your own free will.
>21) Though shalt not tap the glass on the Dreadnought.
>22) Though shalt not feed the Orks.
>23) Though shalt not transmit images of unclothed Sisters through the >Astropaths.
>24) Though shalt not advertise on thine armour.
>25) Though shalt not wave fake skulls at the Berserkers. 1) thou shall not >chase thy Gretchen with a fork.
>26) Thou shall not wave a red flag near a chaos dreadnought.
>27) Thou shall not tape pictures to your armour.
>28) Thou shall not release spiders inside the dreadnought.
>29) Thou shall not use thy bolter to kill bees.
>30) Thou shall not sniff warp fumes.
>31) Thou shall eat they rations.
>32) Thou shall not steal thy commander’s dinner.
>33) Thou shall not take the Predator for a walk.
>34) Thou shall not use the land raider to pick up chicks.
>35) Thou shall beware of strange noise in back of thy land raider.
>36) Thou shall guard thy bolter when camping with Imperial Guard.
>37) Thou shall not use bug bomb against the nids.
>38) Thou shall not play Internet games with Tzeentch.
>39) Thou shall not e-mail the emperor.
>40) Thou shall not e-mail the Emperor (or anyone) SPAM!
>41) Thou should beware of thy Lictor behind cardboard bushes.
>42) Terminators and glue do not mix.
>43) Thou shall not spray paint armour to make it look cool.
>44) Thou shall not have water gun fights with lasguns. (the guard needs them)
>45) Thou shall not juggle power weapons.
>46) Thou shall not hid video links in the Sisters of Battle's monastery.
>47) Grenades are not water balloons.
>48) Thou shall not use insect repellent vs. nids.
>49) Thou shall not use waterguns vs. Necron.
>50) Thou shall not piss on the Iron Halo.
>51) Daemons are not your friends.
>52) Barney the Dinosaur is not your friend.
>53) Barney is a heretic.
>54) Barney merchandise are simply prohibited
>55) Barney is not a nid
>56) Digimon are not in the 40K universe.
>57) Digimon are not affiliated with the Necron.
>58) Pokemon are not Digimon!
>59) Pokemon are not fun to play with.
>60) Thous shall not steal candy from babies/orks/gretchin/Commissar
>61) Don't play "Truth or Dare" with Sisters.
>62) Don't play "Spin the Bottle" with Sisters.
>63) Don't play "Hangman" with the Inquisitor or Berserker.
>64) Thou shall ignore strange voice in your head.
>65) Thou shall not put a cork in the Inquisitors pistol.
>66) Thou shall not use the Lasgun as a flashlight.
>67) Thou shall not hide the Landraider under a lake.
>68) The land raider is not a hotel room!
>69) Spiking the beer is forbidden.
>70) Shotguns are not practice guns.
>71) Thou shall not steal half the imperial arsenal for disco lights!
>72) Pixie wings are not jump packs
>73) Thou shall no replace the Librarians staff with a "Magician's >Wand".
>74) Thy shall not tip the Terminators over during battle.
>75) Thou shall not attempt to kill Tyranids with Mortein.
>76) Thou shall not do it to Slaanesh.
>77) Thou shall not do it to Nurgle (who would?)
>78) Thou shall not refer to Lasguns as torches.
>79) Guard will not be referred to as 'spotlighters'
>80) "Murder in the dark" is prohibited when Chaos forces are captured.
>81) Thou shall not make fun of Chaos rusty Power Armour. (We need >someone decent to fight with)
>82) Thou shall not do Spock impersonations around Eldar.
>83) Don't give ˜Fairy wings to Eldar.
>84) Thou shall not make liposuction jokes around Eldar >Magnificent Seven.
>85) Thou shall not return books late.
>86) Thou shall not trade thine bike for a skateboard.
>87) Thou shall not ignore the Chaplain as he recites the tales of Spot the >Dog.
>88) Putting corks into the engines of a Landspeeder is not funny.
>89) C-3P0 is not a Necron ambassador
>90) Darth Vader is not the son of Abaddon
>91) Thou shall not stay awake after 'lights out' unless expressly ordered!
>92) Thou shall not use the sentinel Powerlifter as a magnet for the sisters.
>93) If thou lose thine hand you shall not nab one of the Imperial Guard.
>94) Thou shall not waterfight with civilians.
>95) "It makes a funny noise," is not an excuse for punching Imperial >Guardsmen
>96) "He started it," is not an excuse for punching Imperial Guardsmen
>97) Thou shall not get a Sister intoxicated for thy own pleasures.
>98) Thou shall not play monster with Orks.
>99) Thou shall not taunt a Dreadnaught within reach of his foot by calling >him "The Tin Man" from ˜Wizard of Oz."
>100) Thou shalt not sexually harass the servitors even if they won't >notice.
>101) Thou shalt not have an ice cream Superfantasical Day.
>102) Thou's name is not GiX.
>103) Thou shalt not smoke/inhale/inject illegal pharmaceuticals into thy holy body even though your advanced physiological structure could probably withstand the effects.
>104) Thou shalt not put "Ecstasy" in the punch when Battle Sisters arrive for a formal meeting with the Chapter's Authorities.
>105) Thou shalt not practise vampiric tendencies despite your urge to do so.
>106) Thou shalt not howl when the Chapter Master bends over. (Full Moon Out Tonight! hehe)
>107) You shall not dare others to eat that squiggly thing.
>108) You shall not comment on being a better shot then the inquisitor.
>109) The chaplain is not too preachy.
>110) Gambling for grots is not allowed.
>111) Your Sgt. is not a pugdy b_____d..
>112) You shall not smack the sister's butt and then wink at her.
>113) The lab research 'nids are not for emergency rations.
>114) No you cannot take the emperor titan for a spin.
>115) You cannot use a flamer to cook a whole cow and leave none for the others.
>116) Set fly strips outside your tent in a Tyranid war zone.
>117) Thou shall not wear Lord Commander Dante's Death Mask (or any Death Masks at all for that matter) on Halloween, any other masquerade parties or for fun, when not in battle!
>118) Thou shall not try to see how much a Death Company marine can take (physical and/or psychical)!
>119) Thou shall not put "tags" on the Holy Shrouds and/or Banners or write on it in anyway at all!
>120) Rico's Roughnecks are not real.
>121) Thou shall not over-charge thou bike!
>122) Thou shall not use the over-charged engines for "drag-racing"!
>123) Thou shall not have a Blood-party (as in tea-party) with Mephiston during battle!
>124) Thou shall not play "no blinking" with Mephiston!
>125) Thou shall not give Tycho an Ork for his Birthday (or any day at all for that matter) or speak him about Orks!
>126) Thou shall not release Morriar from his restrainment or tap in his vital liquids!
>127) Thou shall not ask the Sanguinary Priest for something to drink!
>128) Thou shall obey these 10 commandments! (ain't counting hard when being a scout? ed.)
>129) Thou shall not use thy Jump Packs to "fry your diner"!
>130) Thou shall not use thy Jump Packs to get "KFC" or "MacDonald's"
>131) Thou shall not kill each other because "thou are the real Sanguinous"!
>132) Thou shall not make wounds to resemble the wounds of thou mighty Primarch...the Chaplain paints these on your armour!
>133) Thou shall not "make bunny-ears" with thy fingers behind the Chaplain whilst he gives battle-orders.
>135) Thou shall not fake death in order to get blood from the Sanguinary Priests.
>136) Thou shall keep thou armour on, although thou might think thou are invincible, thou DO need the armour!
>137) Thou shall not fall asleep whilst the Chaplain is in prayer!
>138) Thou shall not use thy weapons upon thyself, thou still can get hurt!
>139) Thou shall not jump out in front of the Rhino to get into the fight whilst still in motion...wait for orders to disembark!
>140) Thou shall look both ways before crossing the street.
>141) Thou shall not try to "steal" assaults away from battle brothers....they are allowed some fun too!
>142) Thou shalt not use thy multi-meltas to light campfires. (in a similar manner, thou shalt not use the Terminator Captain's chainfist to open tins of baked beans)
>143) Thou shalt not make jokes about the Tyranid's mighty One-Eyed monster.
>144) Thou shalt not mistake the Harlequin's Kiss for some fruity clown prank.
>145) Thou shalt not light cigarettes near the Hellhounds.
>146) Thou shalt not bribe the Inquisitor to bring down Exterminatus on your ex-wife.
>147) Genestealers ARE NOT trying to rob you of your denim trousers.
>148) John Howard/Tony Blair/President Bush are not aliens or Robots!
>149) Thou shalt not call the firearms of the Imperial Guard 'Sega Lock-Ons'.
>150) Thou shalt not call the Adeptus Arbites 'pigs', or 'the filth'.
>151) Thou shall not place buckets of water over the Inquisitors door.
>152) Inquisitors are not Nigel no friends
>153) Thou shall not use thou's laser site to blind Imperial Guard.
>154) Thou shall not remove the Imperial Guards power packs from their >Lasguns while they are asleep.
>155) Thou shall not play Frisbee with a Tau Shield Drone.
>156) Remember a Primach is for life not for Christmas.
>157) Thou shalt not eat toast in your power armour, (coz I'm not going to >hoover the crumbs out of the toes again)
>158) Thou shalt not put fridge magnets on thy power armour, (even if you >have been to Cornwall.)
>159) Thou shalt not tune into FM rock on your intercom.
>160) Thou shalt not put bananas in the commander's rhino's exhaust pipes.
>161) Thou shalt not hang "Pine Fresh" on Moriar (even if he is a bit ripe >by now!)
>162) Scented Pine Trees hanging off Rear Vision mirrors in favour of the >Dice, is now prohibited.
>163) Thou shalt not offer to clean the sister's armour whilst they change.
>164) Thou shall not use Power weapons or Chain-weapons to cut your food!
>165) Thou shall remove the batteries from weapons to put in your RC toys!
>166) Thou shall not swap the salt and pepper!
>167) Thou shall not play "I see, I see what you don't see" over the >intercom during battles!
>168) Thou shall not "go out to get cigarettes" during prayers!
>167) Thou shall not make remarks about the physical appearance of Sisters!
>168) Thou shall not swap your battle-brothers gun with a waterpistol.
>169) Thou shall not do any toxication (i.e. alcohol) contests with >Imperial Guards!
>170) Thou shall not ask a Sister if her armour isn't too small!
>171) Thou shall not ask a Sister about her age!
>172) ˜No" mean "No"
>173) Thou shall not ask a Sister if you might donate some of your own >Gene-Seed!
>174) Thou shall not make cat-sounds when Sisters argue!
>175) Thou shall refer to Sister Supreme as ˜Mistress!"
>176) Thou shall not refer to Ork Dreadnoughts as garbage bins.
>177) Thou shall not make funny noises during a speech/prayer!
>178) Thou shall not "play shooting range" with Gretchens!
>179) Thou shall not brag about how many you've killed with a Dark Eldar!
>180) Thou shall not write or "put tags" on vehicles and/or armour!
>181) Thou shall not use Servitors to catch your paper!
>182) Thou shall not play "fetch" with 'nids using grenades!
>183) Thou shall not indulge in squig eating contests
>184) Thou shall not remind your commander how many times he has been slain >by the badly coloured nid.
>185) Thou shall leave the plasma gun well and truly alone.
>186) Russian roulette doesn't work with automatic weapons.
>187) Thou shall not shave the space wolves while they are asleep
>>Thou shalt not hum cartoon theme songs when around the Tau (think Smurfs)
>188) Thou shalt not refuse the Sisters your chocolate rations, especially >during the time of the "Red rage"
>189) Thou shalt never refer to the size of a Sisters rear armour.
>190) Thou shall always offer to rub Sisters feet after battle. I need not >explain why.
>191) Thou shall always carry thine universal remote control when facing >Necrons.
>192) Thou shalt never offer to sell your soul to the Dark Eldar for beer >money. Not even in jest.
>193) Thou shall never ask a Demonette for some "handiwork", else though >will have to join the Sisters.
>193) Thou shall not load the dice.
>194) Thou shall not move that extra little inch in movement phase.
>195) Thou shall not fire thy bolter at enemies you can't really see but at >a leg sticking out of a building.
>196) Thou shall follow thy rulebook.
>197) Thou shall not make up rules.
>198) Thou are not fearless.
>199) Thou shall not laugh at the cultist.
>200) Thou shall beware of bird poo when greater daemon of Tzeentch is around.
>201) Thou shall not throw soap at Nurglings.
>202) Thou shall not use penicillin tipped bolts in your boltgun vs. >Nurglings.
>203) Thou shall not waste thy 15 minutes free time trying to get laid.
>204) Thou shall beware of possessed 2 litre coke bottles.
>205) Thou shall not stare at feet during battle march.
>206) Thou shall not aim at thy commander's back.
>207) Thou shall watch thy footsteps.
>208) Beware of the drunken Leman Russ.
>209) Thou shall not binge drink with guard.
>210) Thou shall not challenge a daemon prince to a fistfight.
>211) Thou is not expendable.
>212) Thou shall look before you leap.
>213) Thou shall not bring your sack lunch to battle.
>214) Thou shall not use thy bike as a battering ram.
>215) Thou shall beware of potholes and speed bumps.
>216) Lord Login is not "Wolfie"
>217) Seraphims do not want to join the "mile high club"
>218) Spiky bits are not meant for hanging laundry on
>219) Ultramarine Scouts are not "little boy blue"
>220) Never refer to Canoness as "big momma"
>220) Thous shall not put kick me signs on battle brothers backs
>221) Thou shalt not nail Nurglings to the back of the rhino as fuzzy >decorations.
>222) Thou shalt not put itching powder in an Dreadnaught.
>223) Thou shalt not wink suggestively at demonettes.
>224) Thou shalt not use a can opener on Ork Dreadnaughts
>225) Thou shalt not replace the commissars' comm.-link with a plasma >grenade for a laugh.
>226) Thou shalt not refer to Armoured companies as "Anglophobes"
>227) Thou shalt not ask Techmarines to put "mag wheels" on your bike.
>228) Thou shalt not use a looted Terrorfex on Halloween.
>229) Thou shalt not sneak into the rock while the Dark angels are asleep >and discover that their secret is that all the high ranking angels wear >Dresses!
>230) Thou shalt not invite babes back to the monastery
>231) Thou shalt not spike drinks with Sanguineus Blood
>232) Thou shall not step on guardsmen and then say that you didn't see them.
>233) Thou shalt not refer to Paul Sawyer as "The Great Unclean One"
>234) Thou shalt not call a Dark Angel "Jessica Alba"
>235) Thou shalt not give a Sister of Battle breast implants.
>236) Thou shalt never say anything about the Squats.
>237) Thou shalt not overheat a Plasma Gun for a collage prank.
>238) Thou shalt not give the Death Company caffeine.
>239) Thou shalt not insult a Thousand Son about his *CENSORED*.
>240) Thou shalt not taunt a Space Wolf with a piece of steak.
>241) Thou shalt not put a "kick me" sign on the Golden Throne.
>242) Thou shalt not poop thy power armour.
>243) Thou shalt not make mention of the irony that a Grot blaster is a >Lasgun, only the Orks admit it is crappy.
>244) Thou shalt not overcook thine Pentium and use it as a plasma weapon.
>245) Thou shalt not intentionally overheat a plasma weapon and give it to >an IG.
>246) Thou shalt not trip over Tau.
>247) Thou shalt not attempt to steal a Tau's weapon "to give to the poor >guardsmen."
>248) Thou shalt not moon the Tau in combat. They are good shots.
>249) Thou shalt not invoke the wraith of conures. If you are foolish >enough to do so, a conure the size of two to four titans shall descend >upon the table and inflict his wraith.
>250) Thou shalt not attempt to borrow Tau stealth suits so that you might >spy on the sisters in their quarters.
>251) Thou shalt not attempt to rebuild a Necron as a washing machine.
>252) Thou shalt not laugh at the poorly painted armies.
>253) Thou shalt not play 'fetch' with a Kroot flesh-hound using a guardsman.
>254) Thou shalt not go big game fishing for Manta Missile Destroyers.
>255) Thou shalt not try to change the batteries on a Scarab.
>256) Thou shalt not use the Blades of Reason to trim thy fingernails.
>257) Thou shalt not feed the warp beasts.
>258) Thou shalt not pet the Kroot hounds
>259) Thou shalt not ask the Sisters whether it's "dyed" or ˜real".
>260) Thou shalt not call Old One Eye "Surf and Turf"
>261) Thou shalt not moonlight as a security guard if thine armour is red.
>262) Thou shalt not use the Hellhound to cook thy rations.
>263) Thou shalt not use thy Power armours vid-link to prank call the >Imperial guard storm troopers
>264) Thou shalt not sneak up on thy commanding officer, and yell "BLOOD >FOR THE BLOOD GOD" in his ear.
>265) Thy bolter is not to be used to shoot cans off walls.
>266) Thou shalt not refer to the Machine Spirit as "Cruise Control"
>267) Thou shalt not use blind grenades to sneak into the Sister's encampment.
>268) Thou shalt not mention the name "Buffy" when near the Blood Angels.
>269) Thou shalt not use Necron Scarabs as "Boogie Boards"
>270) Thou shalt not steal the Land Speeder to "Pick up Sisters"
>271) The Leman Russ is not a kettle. Do not attempt to use it to make tea.
>272) Thou shalt not attempt to empty your waste-paper basket into an Ork >Dreadnought.
>273) Thou shall not refer to the Rhino as a "Clown Car"
>274) When throwing they holiest of His grenades always count to three, yes >three, not one, for it is not the holiest of numbers, or two, for the >holiness of two pales in comparison, but three, yes three, not one or two, >unless thou shalt be proceeding to three.
>275) Thou shall never call Harlequins Psychedelic.
>276) Thou shall never show an army of Orks more than two harlequins at once.
>277) Thou shall never laugh at the laughing god.
>278) Thou shall never play *Hide and Seek* with librarians or Inquisitors.
>279) Thou shall not play *tag* with gaunts.
>280) Thou shall never Tie power armour laces together.
>281) Thou shall never say, "Resistance is Futile" to the Adeptus Mechanicus.
>282) Adeptus Mechanicus are not the "Borgs".
>283) Thou shall never Criticize the *paper boyz* in the Adeptus
>284) Thou shall not refer Marneus Calgar as "Pappa Smurf".
>285) Thou shalt not feed your table scraps to the squig.
>286) Thou shalt not give the sisters a *CENSORED* labeled "holy absolution device".
>287) Thou shalt not change the marines oxygen tanks to helium tanks.
>288) Thou shall not use the iron halo as a basketball hoop, especially not during combat.
>289) If thou harasses the sisters of battle thou shall be sterilized with "garden shears of holy purification".
>290) Thou shalt not bring dishonour to the fallen by "teabagging" them.
>291) Thou shalt not use grots as footballs.
>292) The Carnifex is not a pony... Don't ride it.
>293) Do not use IGs' lasgun to cook thy rations.
>294) A gaunt is not a pet... so don't treat it like one.
>295) Do not wave a bag of blood in front of Mephiston.
>296) Thou shall not perform magic tricks in front of Black Templars.
>297) Thou shall not use the N word when calling a Black Templar.
>298) "The God Emperor does not play dice." -Maurus Tongcus
>299) Thou shall walk softly and carry a big gun when sneaking back into the monestary after a night out.
>300) Thou shall not use gretchin for cockfighting.
>301) Thou shalt not use thine life support system as a beer bong.
>302) Thou shall not put weed into the Chaplain's incense censer.
>303) Thou shall not call a Librarian a 'geek.'
>304) Thou shall not enter the Chapter's Land Raider in shows that pimp your ride.
>305) Thou shall not have a house party at the monestary when the Chapter Master is away.
>306) Thou shall not shoot thine bolter sideways.
>307) The Chapter Master is not Jason Statham, Vin Diesel, Bruce Willis or the Rock, stop taking pictures of them.
>308) Thou shall not write "I was Here" on the Golden Throne.
>309) Thou shall not steal a Chapter's Terminator Armor when touring their monestary, these are not souveniers.
>310) Thou shall not drag race using the Companies' Land Speeder.
>311) Sisters are not hoes.
>312) Thou shall prank call the Inquisition to deliver an "Exterminatus" for your neighbor.
>313) The Inquisition is not a search engine nor will they do your homework.
>314) There is no "Exterminatus with Large Fries and a milkshake."
>315) Thou shall not neuter Space Wolves.
>316) Thou shall not sing "Party In the USA" while in battle.
>317) Thou shall not urinate on a Titan's Leg.
>318) The Librarium is not for sleeping!
>319) Thou shall not draw comics on the Codex.
>320) Thou shall not drop the soap when near a brother in doubt.
>321) Thou shall kill the enemy with blade and bolter, cause it's effing cool to do so.
>322) Thou shall not put a chainsword under a brother's chair when he sits down.
>323) The Monolith is not a dance club.
>324) The Craftworld does not make mayo or other spreads.
>325) Thou shall explain the Trojan Horse viruses on the cogitators to thine Company Commander.
>326) Thou shall plug a Techpriest on the wrong voltage socket.
>327) Keep water and magnets away from the Iron Hands.
Hope you enjoy them =)

[CruciasNZ]

I had seen these before but lost them, amusing as hell. Thank you for posting them here!

[Apulo]

I might have to rethink my loyalist stance. That's a hell of a lot of rules...

[CruciasNZ]

I might have to rethink my loyalist stance. That's a hell of a lot of rules...

True but Loyalist marines don't pay tax. Chaos Marines pay a tax on their soul, and everyone hates taxes

[Apulo]

Meh... I sold my soul years ago for a Snickers bar.

[CruciasNZ]

Meh... I sold my soul years ago for a Snickers bar.

Wow... you got ripped off!

I got a retail box of Kit Kats for mine oO

[dx144]

No problem! I saw them a while back and forgot where I first found them. They do give me a nice little laugh =D This is one of the greatest reasons to go against the Imperium too many rules!
Chaos only have like 3 rules or possible none.
1.Kill.
2.Maim.
3.Burn.

[Apulo]

My soul wasn't worth much with all the murders I committed in the late 80's.

[CruciasNZ]

You forgot;

4: Advancement by brutality

[Apulo]

Yeah, I'm going to stay loyalist because the Astartes are snappier dressers.

[Domine Nox]

Spikes and skulls improve any ensemble.

[CruciasNZ]

Spikes and skulls improve any ensemble.

Don't forget the Mucus and Blood

[Apulo]

Too many skulls and stuff for me. I'm afraid I'd be mistaken for a goth cosplayer.

[CruciasNZ]

Too many skulls and stuff for me. I'm afraid I'd be mistaken for a goth cosplayer.

Goth Cosplayers don't generally try and tear your throat out with their teeth. Might be mistaken for a Reaver cosplayer though..

[Apulo]

You obviously have never dated a goth chick... I still have scars!

[CruciasNZ]

You obviously have never dated a goth chick... I still have scars!

Haha!

This would be far more traumatizing mate

http://youtu.be/3c6vDxvOXhQ

[Grimaldus]

Crucias where in the Emperor name you get this videos?

and yes that would be far more traumatizing

[CruciasNZ]

Crucias where in the Emperor name you get this videos?

and yes that would be far more traumatizing

I was watching a video called "Let me whip your kids" that I rode a link from an Epic Rap Battle of History (it featured the ERB guy as a guest singer), liked it and checked out YourFavouriteMartian's back catalogue.

I would advice watching their Epilleptic Techno and Nerd Rage videos, uber laughs.

http://youtu.be/TUmJDVRDRTQ
http://youtu.be/4FbPRHntLho
http://youtu.be/QBeAjISBb2U

[Grimaldus]

i must say they are unique and i didnt sing along nerd rage

going back to the topic at hand, i just read to the rule 200, i havent read the rest yet.

[J NOSK36]

OMG crucias listens to your favorite martian? im not the only one in the world lol