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[Iron K]

Well let's hear it, you lovable bastard!
Did ya miss me?!


For the slower of you(you know who you are...), I've been gone for quite some time, and have now returned to wreck havoc and smite stupidity with sarcastic posts(and let's face it, there's enough to go around over here..)!

Everyone still alive? Are there actually any new members around, or just the same old broken toys?
And did you ever find someone to fill/take my place? If so, do I have to kill him/her/it to get it back? May I?

Though I must say, I'm surprised that this place is still standing. Kudos to you Cru, as always you're doing a hell of a job. Or was it that you made a job out of this hell..? I can never tell..



So... Anyone mind summing up what I've been missing? Because I'm sure as hell not going to read all the new content since my last visit..
Preferably in three sentences or less.



And just in case someone still missed the point of this thread, let me spell it out for you:
Iron K is back!

[CruciasNZ]

Fuck he's back, and it was getting so peaceful too.

 

Welcome back Iron. Site usage has dropped a lot as people drift off to other games, I keep it running for the TS3 and the community that's stuck around. RP is strong as always, but many of us have made good friends through here and for that I'll keep it running. Hopefully with EC some life will come back into the place

 

As for your question, totally job made out of this hell. Aside from the money, keeping this place running can be a pain. Server died few days back and claimed TS3's soul, took me a live chat, a support ticket and 3 hours of voodoo SSH (code stuff) to resurrect our poor TS3 server.

 

Now summary of stuff:

• Cru got into World of Warships Alpha
• We've branched to ArcheAge (MMO) as The Inquisition guild
• A lot of us are drooling over Halo MCC coming out within a week
• RP is now searchable in 'View New Posts' until a time when site activity picks up and it starts irritating the masses again
  • Until then having visible shows you all what I see, lots of posting and helps advertise their RPs
• We're organizing GWRS UK meetup Dec/Jan as I will be over there
• Pony has advanced in the world of music quite considerably
• Valerna's novel is now 7th in the queue for launching on Amazon Kindle Store
• Some idiot actually hired Tugboat professionally
• JC and DX infected Pilot with Nightcore
• Dante made a Bolt Pistol out of a nerf gun

[MetalHead666X]

He lives! 

 

I missed out the same amount as you Iron, I regularly drift, but have found no new posts... But things are picking up, so I will step out of the shadows. 

 

To be honest, its nice to have you back Iron, things may become 70% more K.  

 

As for all that stuff Cru mentioned, only really concerned with Halo, which I intend to pick around Xmas. Though I mainly play League more than Xbox now...... (GGWP Singed. Fight me)

 

Also Cru, I am pretty sure it was Dante who made the Bolt Pistol not Chewy. STOP LYING TO US. PLEASE STOP.

 

Now thats all out of my system, proceed.

[Iron K]

So basically we're circulating down the drain with only the most loyal rats still on bord, hoping for a revival with the up-and-coming-what's-taking-it-so-long warhammer game? Great. Just let me know when you need me to throw more money on the problem I don't want to acknowledged.

Can't let anything happen to this place. It's the closest I'll ever get to a social media.

[CruciasNZ]

Also Cru, I am pretty sure it was Dante who made the Bolt Pistol not Chewy. STOP LYING TO US. PLEASE STOP.

 

I think you need to check your eyes bro

So basically we're circulating down the drain with only the most loyal rats still on bord, hoping for a revival with the up-and-coming-what's-taking-it-so-long warhammer game? Great. Just let me know when you need me to throw more money on the problem I don't want to acknowledged.

Can't let anything happen to this place. It's the closest I'll ever get to a social media.

Next expensive payment is December just after Xmas. We have the 6 month retainer fee for software, the annual fee for gwrs domain and 3 month hosting fee. I'll put a call out about it sometime soon, going to investigate whether or not we can drop the maintenance fee and pick it up again later (we can still use our software without it, we just loose upgrades and some spam protection).

Also we're not circling the drain, we've attained a stable orbit

[dx144]

Broken old toys? That implies some of us originally worked...

 

Fuck all that I really know of. Although my memory isn't the greatest of things...

 

People have disliked my recent liking of Germany's historical military forces. They say I have a Nazi undertone.

 

I've loved feeding off of the ignorance of others. Twice the nutrition of feeding off of hatred or fear.

 

I'm also thinking of another Nightcore thread but will it be sustainable. All the news tonight at ten but until then I'm Dx144 and you've been reading who gives a fuck news. Bye bye.

[An_A10_Pilot]

Welcome back ya Crazy Bastard! xD This site has been significantly less explodey and bloody without ya.

Pretty much everything Cru said was true. Yes, I got infected by Nightcore from JC and Dx's influences. Then I spread it to some of my friends. SOON EVERYBODY WILL BE ONE OF US!!!! ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US--- OW! DAMNIT CRU! hitting me thru the web on my own post.

Eh it's what i get for being a muppet. 

In video game terms I've been playing archeage, WOT, League, Dark Souls 2, and playing the Kingdom heart Series. Right now I'm waiting for Naia's book to drop as well as Dragon age INQUISITION!!! 

I look forward to playing any one of these games with ya in the future! Once again, WELCOME BACK! 

[JC 042]

• JC and DX infected Pilot with Nightcore

lol, I have no memory what so ever of it as well XD

[dx144]

Perhaps it was just a thread we posted, Pilot was probably stupid enough to press the play button and now is infected. How are you enjoying the living nightmare of Nightcore...

[An_A10_Pilot]

Well, it starts an utter conflict in my soul every time i que up a night core song. The uninfected side constantly battles to remove the side that likes it. I enjoy it quite a bit for that reason. xD

[dx144]

I forget I'm even listening to it until I realise and become enraged...

That being said... Nightcore Thread?

[An_A10_Pilot]

Are you saying you want me to contribute to the thread or start a new one?

Anyways where is the crazy swede?

[dx144]

No one would want a new Nightcore thread now would they...

[CruciasNZ]

Anyways where is the crazy swede?

Probably getting drunk and throwing snowballs at his customers (taxi driver)

[Iron K]

Partly right Cru, though I won't say which.

Glad to see you are all still bent on derailing any and all threads...


But where are my manners? I haven't shared what's going on with me!
You ready for this?

I've moved into a nice prison cell sized apartment next to a graveyard, so I'm feeling right at home. Even got first row tickets for the zombie apocalypse, when it gets its ass in gear.
Me and Catty are still hanging out and trying to figure everything out.
Still a taxi driver. Only difference is I really despise it now.
The only contact I have to the outside world is my tablet, which I'm using to type this. (Quite ironic really, when Catty was so hellbent on getting one for herself not long ago)
I've probably lost a couple of points in mental health, but who'll notice the difference?
Oh, and speaking of apocalypse!
http://m.imgur.com/UdUDjTA
This was my Halloween costume!

Was supposed to be a post-apocalyptic survivor, but in the end all I could think of was Priest..

[CruciasNZ]

So I take it our attempts to get her to force you to buy her a tablet were unsuccessful. Damn. We'll have to come up with another way to mess with you

[Authrix]

Well shit me, am I late to the party? Where's the beer? And hookers? And Lobsters?

[CruciasNZ]

Well shit me, am I late to the party? Where's the beer? And hookers? And Lobsters?

*Belch*

[dx144]

And blackjack don't you dare forget about blackjack!

[Authrix]

You ate the Lobsters?

 

How am I supposed to take JC to court now? You ate the jury.