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#1 Iron K

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 04:13 PM

Here is a couple of badass movie plots. Try guessing the movie I'm describing...

 

It's about a mans wife who is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and the dad has to track and chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.

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It's about a two guys, one dumb and strong, and the other small and clever, that are traveling across the land together. They perform different dirty-work for money, since they are saving up for a common goal. But when they're finally getting close to their goal, and on their last job, a girl suddenly comes between them, and jeopardizes their dream.

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It's about a man that opposes the king, a king who is his own brother. He opposes the brother because the king discriminates against the mans friends race. He decides to overthrow the king trough a complicated plan together with his friends. He is successful, and takes the throne, believing he could do better. Unfortunately the kingdom is ravaged by horrible drought, and the population grows discontent. At that point the son of his brother returns, seeking vengeance.

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It's about a princess that is captured by a dark knight and held in his fortress. She is saved by a knight in shining armor, her unknown and long lost brother, and their comical sidekicks. They escape the dark knights fortress, and join the revolution, helping to overthrow the dark knight and his evil lord.

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See what I did there...?  B)


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 10:41 PM

Looks awesome.


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Posted 17 February 2014 - 11:22 PM

I think if they were pitched like that especially the Disney ones they would have been thrown out =P


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#4 Iron K

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 06:44 AM

Yeah, I got the idea from a post on another site, so I can't take cred for the Finding Nemo one.

But the story of a movie changes extremely depending on the angle you look from, and what words you use. :P

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 04:20 PM

You just ruined kids movies for me. Nothing can ever be simple with you can it? Bastard.

I don't think Farther's For Justice will allow you in the protest where you will be running around on a really high roof while pissed off your face


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 10:47 PM

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#7 Iron K

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Posted 19 February 2014 - 09:37 AM

You just ruined kids movies for me. Nothing can ever be simple with you can it? Bastard.

 

Just because you're simpleminded doesn't mean I have to be that too..  ^_^

 

 

But think about it. The lion king is about racism, fratricide, coup d'état, dictatorship, incest, same sex parenting and vegetarianism.

 

All animals are allowed to live in the kingdom, except the hyenas (Racism). Scar kills Mufasa, his own brother, without hesitation (Fratricide). With the use of an army of hyenas, Scar claims the throne through assassination and domination, and keeps everyone in check with the use of his personal army (Coup d'état and Dictatorship).

 

There is only one male lion in the entire lion pack, Mufasa, and in nature the lion male is father to all cubs in the pack. Ergo: Nala and Simba are sister and brother (Incest). Timone and Pumba raises Simba all by their selves, feeding him on a diet containing insects and bugs only (Same sex parenting and Vegetarianism).

 

 

If you take it one step further (which I do, of course), in The Lion King II, Simba's daughter(that he gets together with his Nala, his sister) falls in love with Scar's son(Simba's and Nala's cousin). Can you see the picture I'm trying to show you here yet?  B) 

 

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Posted 19 February 2014 - 10:28 AM

Got all of them but finding Nemo.

On the topic of the Lion King and to ruin childhoods even further, Disney actually ended up removing A song by Scar in the film towards Nala as it was becoming a bit to "rapey." The Lyrics prove that point.


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#9 Iron K

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Posted 20 February 2014 - 08:07 AM

Thank you for that input Metal.

So, as you can clearly see, there are sides to The Lion King you've never realized.  :P

 

So is there any other part of childhood you want me to "take care off"?  B)


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Posted 20 February 2014 - 06:02 PM

Well, you missed the original version of sleeping beauty where the prince abused her while she slept. Kinda like the guy from kill bill.

I don't think Farther's For Justice will allow you in the protest where you will be running around on a really high roof while pissed off your face


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 06:44 AM

Well I was talking about movies.

 

But original stories are pretty badass. For instance, in the original Russian version of Red Riding Hood, the wolf tricks Riding Hood to drink her grandmothers blood as wine, and eat her flesh for dinner.

 

In Soviet Russia, Red Riding Hood eats Grandma!  :P 


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