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[Iron K]

Was out on the town today, for different reason, and started thingking..
Now I know I'm far from mentally healthy (but then again, who among you lovable bastards is..? ), and that the impulses (read: "suggesting thoughts that are not my own") I get are far from correct behavior. But why must they be so delightfully amusing?! I can whitstand anything but temptation..

Anyways, here is a list of common impulses I get during different circumstances.. Some of them I have done (some more than once), and others I have successfully resisted.
Try to guess which ones!
Enjoy..(?)

1. Standing in a large group of people that are hearded like cattle through a revolving door or the like.
I: Start mooing like a cow..

2. Standing in a crowded elevator.
I: Start hyperventilate and growl: "If one more out of you breaths my air, I swear to God I'll bite your neck..!"

3. Little kid running/cycling past.
I: Streach out arm in head height/kick leg or front tire..

4. Making dinner with Catty, holding a knife.
I: Poke her lovingly with the knife.. (No, not stab, poke! Lovingly... )

5. Friend/loved one/random stranger sitting on railing.
I: Grab feet and throw uppwards!

6. Out getting grocery, a random kid which head height is the same as the shopping cart appears.
I: Send the shopping cart flying against it as an unmaned missile, and walk away before someone noticed it was you..

7. Guy bragging about his martial arts training, and states that I couldn't land a punch on him.
I: Headbutt him...

8. In movie theater, when people are being disturbing.
I: Threaten to drag them out of the theatre and beat them to a bloody pulp. And act on it if no change occurs..

9. In an violent fight/argument with Catty.
I: Kiss her.

10. As soon as I'm bored..
I: Post something on GWRS!


Well that's just some of them. And those are not even the strangest!
So, is it just me who is lost to the madness, or is this more.common than the general public wants to admitt?
Nah, probably just me. But that's okay. I like it, makes life more... Interesting.

[Fuzzy]

I think we all get the urge to assault people running towards us... Or maybe just us hardened psychopaths but some of those are too crazy for me to even begin and understand the thought process. I mean mooing like a cow? How do you even get to that idea?

[CattyVixen]

You stabbed me with a knife... The different is that when you stab someone you call it "poke lovingly with a knife"!

And I need to ask.. You stab me with the knife, but you never ever have kissed me in the middle of a fight/argument.... Is that because you don't want me to "poke you lovingly with a knife"?

[JC 042]

9. In an violent fight/argument with Catty.
I: Kiss her.

[Holy ReLiC xDAx]

Godamnit JC.

[Doomdrinker1]

I think we need a bot made that just posts a different dammit JC meme every time he posts in a new thread.

[Fuzzy]

Dammit JC spambot?

[Doomdrinker1]

Also Iron can't say I have had any "impulses" like that but I did used to have a science teacher who suggested a load of funny things to do in public. When I remember more I will post them but for now all I can think of is:
When in a elevator with a couple people you drop something (a pen maybe) then wait for someone to go and pick it up for you, when they reach for it yell really loudly "that's mine!"

[Iron K]

And I need to ask.. You stab me with the knife, but you never ever have kissed me in the middle of a fight/argument.... Is that because you don't want me to "poke you lovingly with a knife"?

I've actually done that, but I'm guessing you were so traumatized by it you don't remember..

[Fuzzy]

I think that would traumatise anyone

[CruciasNZ]

I have never met Iron on XBL, and when I joined the party Catty clammed up and didn't say a thing. When you both get your XB1 I fully anticipate much laughter, because if the two of you are this funny on a forum I can only imagine the impromptu comments.

I'll agree with your last one Iron, when I get bored I load GWRS regardless of where I am. Smartphones are amazing, checking GWRS from a muddy field in the middle of fucking nowhere like a Boss!

[CattyVixen]

Me and Iron is very nagging against each other when we are in parties, we pick on each other pretty bad... Especially when Fuzzy is there...
Actually, it's only when Fuzzy is there we do that... ^^

It was just a week or two ago, we scared the hell out of, I think it was Opeth... ^^

And yes, I didn't dare talking when You were in that party, because I was soo shy...
But, after a year and a half here on this site, I have been more comfortable in talking.

This site has helped me allot with that!

[Fuzzy]

It's damn entertaining though!

[CattyVixen]

Really? I was hoping for 'annoying, disturbing' or some other nice words... But entertaining?
H-H-How can you even think it's entertaining?

[CruciasNZ]

Really? I was hoping for 'annoying, disturbing' or some other nice words... But entertaining?
H-H-How can you even think it's entertaining?

#GothicWars

[Fuzzy]

Because at some point I usually end up hearing iron going "ow!" That makes it all good. That or one of you will say something that makes me find it hard to breathe through laughing.

[CattyVixen]

Haha! Yea, that's true...
We do nagging allot, but we laugh even more! ^^

[Fuzzy]

Yup. But what's the point in anything if you can't laugh?

[DusteirTax]

When I'm talking to someone I just imagine slapping them over and over

[CruciasNZ]

When I'm talking to someone I just imagine slapping them over and over

Well they do say that stress is the result of resisting the urge to beat the shit out of someone who deserves it, guess your stress factor is pretty high

As for Catty, we'll see how much you've got over your shyness when you join us (inc me) on the Xbox One. Knowing how mental my parties always are, adding you and Iron to them will catapult us to godlike levels of humor