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Cru's To Do List
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Posted 14 September 2013 - 02:05 PM
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Posted 14 September 2013 - 03:45 PM
Agree.
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Posted 14 September 2013 - 05:35 PM
These were brilliant
12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.
74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.
100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.
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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:32 PM
There were some cracking ones in there. I find myself already doing some of them, for example I always have a Superweapon - his name is Tugboat and what makes him a superweapon is I gave him a banhammer
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Posted 14 September 2013 - 09:49 PM
Used as early and as often as possible? Excellent.
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Posted 14 September 2013 - 10:02 PM
Used as early and as often as possible? Excellent.
No, that's where the trusted advisors come into it (IC). We even have the 5 year old kid to stupid-proof our plans, he's called JC
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Posted 15 September 2013 - 02:48 AM
Can I be part of you legion of evil? I tried to follow the list, but I'm just not cut out for being an evil overlord. 
Although, trusted adviser has some potential. 
Although, trusted adviser has some potential.
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Posted 15 September 2013 - 04:29 AM
Can I be part of you legion of evil? I tried to follow the list, but I'm just not cut out for being an evil overlord.
Can you hit the side of a barn door at 100 paces? If the answer is yes then we are interested in hiring you! If the answer is no, our cleaning department is also looking for staff.
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Posted 15 September 2013 - 06:44 AM
I can hit the side of a barn door at 500 paces..... does that qualify me for the Legions?
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Posted 15 September 2013 - 09:36 AM
Used as early and as often as possible? Excellent.
No, that's where the trusted advisors come into it (IC). We even have the 5 year old kid to stupid-proof our plans, he's called JC
I expected the rest of this word for word after the first sentence...
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Posted 15 September 2013 - 10:13 AM
I expected the rest of this word for word after the first sentence...
Hey, you may be 5 years old personality wise, but I never called you delusional
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Posted 15 September 2013 - 02:02 PM
500 paces bah I'd just nuke the site from orbit, can't have a rebellion if there incinerated, just look what the Emporer did on terra to those who opposed the unification
I allow the madness in but the difference between you and me is i dont let it take over. mostly
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Posted 15 September 2013 - 03:46 PM
Can you hit the side of a barn door at 100 paces? If the answer is yes then we are interested in hiring you! If the answer is no, our cleaning department is also looking for staff.
Hold on let me check.....yep.
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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:38 PM
What if I can't? >.>
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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:44 PM
Im an advisor!? Well this regime ain't lasting to long
Two Giratina are better than one.
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Posted 16 September 2013 - 09:13 PM
Im an advisor!? Well this regime ain't lasting to long
An advisor with a finger on the Tugboat-Super-Weapon button, oh noes!
What if I can't? >.>
As I said, we're always needing cleaners
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Posted 16 September 2013 - 09:21 PM
Well...
Damn.
Still, better than being used for target practice.
Damn.
Still, better than being used for target practice.
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Posted 18 September 2013 - 06:03 AM
What am I? a advisor or that one guy that sits in your dinning room and eats all your food while talking with a full mouth and throwing food/spilling drinks all over the place but for some reason has not been killed yet?
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Posted 18 September 2013 - 06:25 AM
What am I? a advisor or that one guy that sits in your dinning room and eats all your food while talking with a full mouth and throwing food/spilling drinks all over the place but for some reason has not been killed yet?
Your the pet he strokes when he turns around in his swivel chair and says "Good evening Mr Bond...".
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Posted 18 September 2013 - 06:27 AM
What am I? a advisor or that one guy that sits in your dinning room and eats all your food while talking with a full mouth and throwing food/spilling drinks all over the place but for some reason has not been killed yet?
Oh! I know what you are!
You're the little puppy that sit on the floor looking at all the food and beg to taste it with paw and by looking soo sad! ^^
