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[Ziet]

No you just ran around with a hammer in shiny armor

[JC 042]

I beat a guardsman to death with a glow stick, does that count?

[Ziet]

possibly

[Fallen Angels95]

*rails snap and thread plows into the immaterium*

Ziet, twas a sword...

[Ziet]

Mwahahahaha I shall be the first Space Marine to unleash a multiverse war!

[trophicmocha]

Which multiverses you going tyo wreak frist then ziet?

[JC 042]

Which multiverses you going tyo wreak frist then ziet?

Come Ziet! We ride to Narnia!

[Ziet]

Narnia, Star Wars, Star Trek, Battle Star Galactica. Those are the first 4 in that order.

[Fallen Angels95]

Then we ruin Mass Effect. NOW GET BACK ON TRACK

[Authrix]

Then Lord of the Rings, Half life, Marvel, DC comics, Pacific Rim, super Mario, Halo, Pokemon, Spongebob...

Jeez, you guys are gonna be busy.

[Lord Ariok]

DEAR GOD!!!!

0.0

[Fallen Angels95]

Which God? Slaanesh? You are welcome to the Whips and Pain pleasure palace anytime

[Lord Ariok]

no not the god who likes tentacle rape thanks an actual real chaos god like khorne

[Fallen Angels95]

Khorne regularly visits. He is very.....lustful let us say

[Authrix]

I highly doubt that.

[Fallen Angels95]

You doubt Khorne's lust? Hold on I'll call him

*"Hey Khorne?"
"RWAREJDKVNWKCJW"
"That a booking for next Saturday? Okay? 6pm good? Great! Oh you want the new daemonettes? No problem? 20 is just fine. See you next week."
"iJFKSIXNEKCJRAONQIGNWI"
"You're welcome. Come back soon. Have a nice day. Oh you too. Ahh you're going out burning? Ah have fun. I must come with you sometime. Cheerio"


Puts down phone*

case.dismissed

[JC 042]

no not the god who likes tentacle *CENSORED* thanks an actual real chaos god like khorne

dx takes offence to that!

[Lord Ariok]

well i apologies to him in advance

[dx144]

no not the god who likes tentacle *CENSORED* thanks an actual real chaos god like khorne

dx takes offence to that!

I take offence to your momma!

Of course Cthulhu the Tentacle rapist is a real god and I guess Slaanesh is kind of a Chaos God as well so yeah just bring in a Hentai Tentacle monster and be done with it already.... Wait what are we talking about again?

[Spoiler=You and Cthulhu]
Cthulhu Cthulhu, Cthulhu Cthulhu, Yeeheah!
The evil hate-filled Cthulhu,
from a dimension far away;
Flying through gates of madness
and into your heart.

YEAH! Fuck all you!

Turning dreams into nightmares,

Lick my balls!

Destroying all he sees...

Now begins a new adventure for... MEEEE!

You and the dark one, Cthulhu.
Sharing adventures and smiles,
It's a magical bond two pals can share.
Soon the whole world will be made aware of
You and the death lord, Cthulhu
Makin' the world a better place.
Together you will have so much fun

Sending all my stupid friends to oblivion!

You and the dark one, Cthulhu.

Suck it, bitches!
[/Spoiler]

[Lord Ariok]

speaking of i just got the cuthulu mask on payday 2 thanks dx i wish i was joking