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[dx144]

Ok so yeah this might contain spoilers for people who haven't got this far into the storyline or haven't got the Dragonborn DLC yet so view only if you don't give two shits about knowing stuff that will happen in the DLC.

Oh and the image may disturb.... Just a little warning....

Spoiler

This makes me think about what was about to happen to my character when I travelled to that Realm of Oblivion.....

Bethesda need to get rid of the Tentacles. I don't mind them but for fuck sake I am trying to kill things not think about Hentai!!!!

While travelling through his plane of Oblivion tentacles were everywhere! Walking around random tentacles in the background. Random holes around and a tentacle will come through a hit you then slither away. Also the enemies hit you with tentacles or look like they are made of tentacles! Guess what Hermaeus Mora appears as? A FUCKING BUNCH OF TENTACLES WITH EYES! What the fuck do tentacles have to do with knowledge?! As far as I can tell nothing.... Really his realm of Oblivion should be renamed from Apocrypha to Hentai Land or something else to do with too many fucking tentacles....

Still from Morrowind stuff so far seems really good =D Also got all of the black books now. There are seven in total. =) The Skaal seem pretty cool, First Dragonborn seems like a massive dick...

[NJSniper00]

*facepalm* great name for the alternative plane now come up with a tentical dedra lord lol

[dx144]

Rename Hermaeus Mora to Hentai Monster...

Still I don't understand all the Tentacles. I mean sure have a few as that is what Hermaeus is supposed to be seen as for some reason but he lives and rules a place that is like the most Hentai like place you will ever find within Skyrim....

*Sigh* I need to go see him after I do another quest.... Hoping no unexpected event is involved....

[Lord Ariok]

how did you not see this in his plain in oblivion he has stacks upon stacks of hentia and the dragonborn woulden't pick them up

[dx144]

Well I just completed the DLC.

I have no idea how to fly a Dragon properly....

[Lord Ariok]

you can't controle it you can only fast travel and attack with it and they are not permenantly your friend it kinda sucks, personally i chose to become an evil overlord once i finished it anyone stands agienst me i kill or make them fall over as for dragons i use bend will then dragonrend then kill them LOL on them

[dx144]

Yeah I found that out when I got a dragon fast travelled to another Dragon Location then got off the Dragon to kill the other I was left killing two dragons... But my weapons do 200 damage and then like 50 extra with cold damage so they fell pretty fast =P

[Lord Ariok]

As they should overgrown lizerd basterds lol

[JC 042]

I'm surprised that YOUR the one complaining DX...

Also do you have it on PC or 360?

[Danguinius]

Yeah I found that out when I got a dragon fast travelled to another Dragon Location then got off the Dragon to kill the other I was left killing two dragons... But my weapons do 200 damage and then like 50 extra with cold damage so they fell pretty fast =P

The whole 'not actually flying the dragon' flying on a dragon thin is proper shit. I was really disheartened when I found this out.

That said, I've since ran through from a much earlier save and have found a wealth of cool shit that supplements the original game brilliantly. Coupled with the augments from dawnguard, skyrim is an even more exciting place.

I've gone down the route of darkness of ultra enchanting / smithing / alchemy. I have a Nordic sword that does 517 damage (base, no enchantments on it). A mace that does 560 and a bow that does 590 odd damage when used with daedric arrows.

So basically I can two shot kill an ancient dragon when sneaking and utilise my insane fortify archery potion.

[Siddicus]

Dx..

First you admit to watching/ liking Hentai in our XBL party and now you post this.

Then again you are a slaaneshi worshipper so i guess... it makes sense but still its very odd and i think it has put me off getting Dragonborn.

[dx144]

Whoa whoa! I never said I like tentacles Sid.

Also the DLC I found to be great just the new realm of Oblivion is strange.

I much prefer Mehrune Dagon's realm of Oblivion even if this are a bit hot in there...

At least there are no Tentacle monsters!

I just think that they need to take the dial down on the tentacles...

Just solider on through the more annoying part of the DLC there is some great new armours (Nordic and Salthiem or something like that...) Some new fun quests.

As you probably read the ability to ride a dragon. But I think that Dawnguard was better. If you want to get one I would suggest Dawnguard first. Who doesn't like killing Vampires with a crossbow? =P

[JC 042]

Whoa whoa! I never said I like tentacles Sid.

Wait, isn't that like 90% of hentai though? And a huge portion of Slaaneshi worship or something...?

[NJSniper00]

No not 90% more like 15%a just well known for it cause ots out there lol

[Master Romulous]

Which is worse... the fact its in the game or the fact that dx automatically assumes something is anime porn related.... He must know a lot about the subject

[dx144]

I probably do know a bit about it...

[Lord Ariok]

A BIT thats the understatement of the year

[Keiya]

This DLC goes great with my Dimonized female body mod.

[dx144]

I guess it does....

Well if I have already made the understatement of the year where is my cookie?