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#1 Bloko

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 09:31 PM

Battle Ponies, Spehss Ponies,
todehh the enemy is at our Barn, we know our duty and we will do it!
We fight for our honor as Wolf Ponies, as Spehss Ponies, and we fight in the name of Celestiahh!
If we die this day, we die in friendship, we die heroes death, but we shall not die! NOO!
It is the hater who will taste death and defeat!
As you know, most of our Battle Ponies are staitioned in Canterlot, prepared to deep loventolerate.
Our cupcakes have been prepared, allowing multiple simmuln-taneous and heart warming deep loventoleratings.
The Codex Poniestrates names this manüver Pony Reehn!
We will love our foe, we will overwhelm them, we will leave none unloved!
Meanwhile our Earth Ponies will ensure the full defence of our Barn!
We are the Spehss Ponies, WE ARE CELESTIAHHS FUHHREEE!!! :derp:

#2 Kite Arca

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 09:45 PM

What...?
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I hear you calling calling for me Queen of battle Infantry

#3 JC 042

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 09:46 PM

Holy shit this amazing! Thank you so much! I died laughing, this is brilliant, a work of art! 10 out of 10! :D

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#4 Brother Agatone

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 09:54 PM

So you love your enemies, but your going to kill them?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Purge the heresy with the Emperor's fire of retribution. Destroy the mutant against the anvil of his wrath. Exterminate the xenos with the courage of humanity.

#5 Bloko

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 01:35 AM

yeahh, with a heart melting burning love^^

#6 Brother Chewy

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 01:42 AM

DEATH AND LOVE TO OUR ENEMIES, FOR THE SPEHHHS PONIESSSSS!!!!!
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#7 Brother Iken

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 01:47 AM

Purge the pony!
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#8 Brother Agatone

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 04:59 AM

Well how's this for a response: BURN HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Purge the heresy with the Emperor's fire of retribution. Destroy the mutant against the anvil of his wrath. Exterminate the xenos with the courage of humanity.

#9 Opeth Of Epica

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 08:20 AM

This is pure genius.

#10 Iron K

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 08:40 AM

"Sir, a world of xeno mutants have been found! What would you have us do with it, Sir?"
"There is only one fate of such a world... Exterminatus!"
"Sir, Yes Sir!"

There. Done. Nothing left.
Now this thread can be locked for containing pro-pony heresy. :P

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#11 Fuzzy

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 08:55 AM

Oh god! MAKE IT STOP!

I don't think Farther's For Justice will allow you in the protest where you will be running around on a really high roof while pissed off your face


#12 trophicmocha

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 11:44 AM

No the ponies have escaped. Oh god make the love stop, it hurts sooo much, nooo...must....Not.....look.... :D
Fulgrim is our Lord, Slaanesh is our master, free your senses

#13 bloodgod582

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 12:34 PM

Kill burn and maim the ponys I mean kill the in the name of the emperor
skulls again why can't I have nice things

#14 TDB x MoNSteRz

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 01:53 PM

Fuck the ponies
TDB x MoNSteRz, Glorified Meatshield In The Gothic Wars Since...Wait What? I'm Not A Fucking Meatshield?!?

#15 JC 042

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 03:59 PM

Bloko, your a legend for dubbing the Indrick Boreale speech this way, you need a medal. No, a trophy. No, a car! No, a private cruise! Whatever can compensate for this amount of awesomeness.

(For the record, not a Brony)

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#16 Bloko

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 03:31 PM

Thx JC, I do not nead a medal, making you guys smile is reward enough. =D
Had fun writing it for our comming battle and thought I post it here too.
Celestiahh protects


#17 Commander Mongo

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 06:22 PM

And what an epic battle it will be....

MongoDash - death
Dashsaint - plauge
UnablePony - war
Bloko - famine

The Four Ponies of the apocalypse...

Malus Skootaloo (destro) - is basically Erebus...
Scwartz - effectivly Samus ( the voice in the whisperheads)

With us leading the Herd, this galaxy with burn...
Kumbaya... MOTHERFUCKER.




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