YOu know what I mean! Why? Chuck Norris. That's why.
Chuck Norris doesn't commit suicide, suicide commits Norriside.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, it would be the end of the world, referring to the fact of there being more than one Chuck Norris in this world.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day
.....and on the 8th day GOD created Chuck Norris
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
Chuck Norris can kill a vampire by showing him a picture of the sun.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Chuck Norris Fact Thread
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Posted 05 February 2012 - 12:54 PM
Two Giratina are better than one.
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Posted 05 February 2012 - 01:08 PM
Some magicians claim to walk on water, but chuck Norris can swim through land.
When Chuck Norris jumps in to the sea he does not get we, the sea gets Chuck Norrised.
When Chuck Norris jumps in to the sea he does not get we, the sea gets Chuck Norrised.
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Posted 05 February 2012 - 01:54 PM
By Khorne I missed this thread.
Chuck Norris is DRAGONBORN! Seriously he was physicaly born from a Dragon. Sadly the Dragon didnt survive the after birth... (moments silence please *Sniffle*)
Chuck Norris is DRAGONBORN! Seriously he was physicaly born from a Dragon. Sadly the Dragon didnt survive the after birth... (moments silence please *Sniffle*)
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Posted 05 February 2012 - 06:28 PM
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
Chuck Norris can play guitar on drums
In sign language, a roundhouse kick to the face is how you say the name "Chuck Norris."
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he could be wrong
As a child, when asked by a teacher, "What would you like to be when you grow up"? Chuck Norris answered, "Myself".
In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
If Zeus wanted to win the Clash of the Titans he would have released the Chuck Norris
Curiosity didn't kill the cat Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked curiosity in the face, and the cat got in the way.
Chuck Norris can play guitar on drums
In sign language, a roundhouse kick to the face is how you say the name "Chuck Norris."
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he could be wrong
As a child, when asked by a teacher, "What would you like to be when you grow up"? Chuck Norris answered, "Myself".
In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
If Zeus wanted to win the Clash of the Titans he would have released the Chuck Norris
Curiosity didn't kill the cat Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked curiosity in the face, and the cat got in the way.
Two Giratina are better than one.
Thanks to Astral Shadow of Serebii for the Signiture
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Posted 05 February 2012 - 06:35 PM
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Posted 05 February 2012 - 11:12 PM
no gerhert you don't win....Nhuck Norris wins
a black hole is when Chuck Norris round house kicks a star out of existance
the reason the dinisours went extinct is because chuck norris landed on earth
the atomic bomb we dropped on japan contained Chuck Norris
the reason Chuck Norris's face isn't on mount rushmore is because the stone they used wouldn't have been strong enough to capture his esence properly
God created the world in seven days Chuck Norris created the universe in a second
the reason Chuck Norris will never die is because the grim reaper is to scared to collect his soul
the force is not with Chuck Norris....Chuck Norris is the force
the Emperor of mankind is a really old Chuck Norris in power armor
space marines are made from Chuck Norris's DNA because Chuck Norris allows it
the reason there are no warp storms around earth is because Chuck Norris tamed the warp
the dark gods haven't come to earth because they are afraid of questioning Chuck Norris right to rule mankind
thats all i got lol
a black hole is when Chuck Norris round house kicks a star out of existance
the reason the dinisours went extinct is because chuck norris landed on earth
the atomic bomb we dropped on japan contained Chuck Norris
the reason Chuck Norris's face isn't on mount rushmore is because the stone they used wouldn't have been strong enough to capture his esence properly
God created the world in seven days Chuck Norris created the universe in a second
the reason Chuck Norris will never die is because the grim reaper is to scared to collect his soul
the force is not with Chuck Norris....Chuck Norris is the force
the Emperor of mankind is a really old Chuck Norris in power armor
space marines are made from Chuck Norris's DNA because Chuck Norris allows it
the reason there are no warp storms around earth is because Chuck Norris tamed the warp
the dark gods haven't come to earth because they are afraid of questioning Chuck Norris right to rule mankind
thats all i got lol
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