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NEVER BEFORE HAS SO MUCH BADASSARY EXISTED IN ONE THREAD!

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HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD WIELD TORGUE?
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THE WOODCHUCK WOULD BLOW UP THE FOREST BECAUSE WOODCHUCKS GIVE ZERO F*CKS
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HAVE YOU EVER EXPLODED A PLANET AND IF SO, HOW BADASS WAS IT!?
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I TRIED ONE TIME BUT MY SHAREHOLDERS TOLD IT WOULD HAVE BEEN "ILLEGAL" AND "GENOCIDE" AND "ALSO SUICIDAL BECAUSE WE ARE ON THAT PLANET RIGHT NOW" BUT I WAS LIKE SHUT UP
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[quote='Mr Toegue']
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MR. TORGUE:
EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH PREMATURE EXPLOSIONS?
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NO
MAYBE
YES
SHUT UP
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How do you feel about Gaige and her buddy's 'Explosive Clap'? Does it compare to your own explosive clap?
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I FEEL LIKE I COULD MAKE A JOKE ABOUT SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES HERE BUT I WON'T BECAUSE I'M A CLASSY MOTHERF*CKER
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EXPLOSIVE STDS. LIKE BLAMYDIA.
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PROJECTILE DYSFUNCTION
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HEPATITIS C-4
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