The Great Definitions Page
#1
Posted 29 August 2012 - 10:21 AM
NONSENSE
Definitions:
Wodka: A Finnish alcoholic beverage which is also related to Holy water and Jezuz (Not to be confused with The biblical character Jesus)
Jezuz: Inventor of Wodka, Daleks and Murder Harvesting
Daleks: Murderous deadly oversized pepper pots. Useful for blocked toilets. Murder harvest champions.
Murder Harvesting: A mass murder where you harvest and Nom on the souls of those you have killed. Can be achieved with a Kite Arca Exterminatusus or a Jc 130.
KAE: Being a Templar Bot psyker Dinosaur Kite soon evolved Into a Dalek psyker dinosaur which could do the Above.
Jc 130: A Flying cannon which fires Masses of Rage.
The Cruprieatpulo Othrim Spiny Zero: Massive bot of law enforcement.
Ramba Sven Stevenson: Last descendant of Jezuz.
NNNNNNUUUKKKEEEE: Your basically fudged.
Chewbaca C3-Po R2-d2 the home planet.
Dante the Creator: Creater of the world only using paper clips and a Cornish pasty.
Lord Sammael Funkmaster: leader of the army of funk closely followed by Hudson, The Grim Funker and Someother guys who I forgot .
Lord Metal Dontgiveashit the 7: Leader if the army of Metal. Followed By Opeth Prime, The Fuzz and Lovemaster Dex (DX)
Funk: One of two main forces in the galaxy. Enemy of Metal.
Metal: Same as the above. Enemy of Funk.
The Council of Counciling: lead by the the Cruprieatpuli Othrim Spiny Zero.
Two Giratina are better than one.
Thanks to Astral Shadow of Serebii for the Signiture
#2
Posted 29 August 2012 - 10:23 AM
To be just, our law must be cruel.
To stand upon the bedrock of law is our great duty. To presume to stand above it is our worst heresy.
We determine the guilty. We decide the punishment.
#3
Posted 29 August 2012 - 10:27 AM
Two Giratina are better than one.
Thanks to Astral Shadow of Serebii for the Signiture
#4
Posted 29 August 2012 - 10:33 AM
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#5
Posted 29 August 2012 - 10:34 AM
Two Giratina are better than one.
Thanks to Astral Shadow of Serebii for the Signiture
#6
Posted 29 August 2012 - 10:37 AM
JC: 99% Anime, 1% hot gas
#7
Posted 29 August 2012 - 10:41 AM
E.g: Cru, Apulo, Spiny, Zero, Otrhim, Dante, Sammael, Grimaldus, Hudson, Opeth, Fu22y, Dx144 and Kite Arca.
\Oh and Priest.
Two Giratina are better than one.
Thanks to Astral Shadow of Serebii for the Signiture
#8
Posted 29 August 2012 - 01:59 PM
BLOOD FOR THE...oh fuck!
To be just, our law must be cruel.
To stand upon the bedrock of law is our great duty. To presume to stand above it is our worst heresy.
We determine the guilty. We decide the punishment.
#9
Posted 29 August 2012 - 02:02 PM
This planet is a graveyard - care to join me?
#10
Posted 29 August 2012 - 02:06 PM
To be just, our law must be cruel.
To stand upon the bedrock of law is our great duty. To presume to stand above it is our worst heresy.
We determine the guilty. We decide the punishment.
#11
Posted 29 August 2012 - 03:57 PM
Two Giratina are better than one.
Thanks to Astral Shadow of Serebii for the Signiture