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[Grimaldus]

pure epicness

[Angry Comedian]

Having left the Encampment ablaze and still yet to find the mysterious weapon, the crimson fists were growing with rage but none of them were filled with such an intense amount of hate like captain Hudson, for Hudson not only lives for the heat of battle and the hatred that follows but becomes stronger by the amount of hate and anger that emits from the ravaged wastes of the battlefield .

While most of the fists were anticipating what might happen next or what they would do to the heretic scum that defiled the corpses of the already dead guardsmen, brother Dante was starting to becoming slightly disturbed with images of what seemed like the near future but was clouded by a strange dark cloud and was unable to interpret this supposed message from the warp. ' DANTE are we getting closer to the weapons location yet ? Asked Gerhart , after looking back at the coordinates on the blood stained map Dante replied in a squeaky submissive tone " we're almost there but the map isn't making any sense "

" What do mean it doesn't make any sense " Hudson replied if it's on the fucking map and we're almost there then how the fucking baby shit does this not make any sense " exclaimed Hudson. Dante quivered with fear at Hudson's response thus giving him even more power to destroy his foes then replied with a slightly quiet rebuttal "because the map shows that it's located there " then pointing a shaking finger at a large group of mountains peaking over the horizon. " ok so it's just past those mountains no big deal" said destroyer mockingly "NO it's not past the mountains , it's inside them " explained Dante .

Gerhart grabbed the map from Dante carefully studying the maps designation of the weapons location and for a brief minute the entire group grew quiet leaving the only the howling winds of the planets surface to break any moment of silence , Gerhart then handed the map back to Dante then turned back to his chapter brothers then looked back at the mountainous landscape ,pondering with the thought of how the mission was starting to become more of an attempt to hunt down a ghost then actually claim a powerful weapon for the imperium, he grumbled as if to say under his breathe " fuck this shit " then returned to the longing gaze of his chapter brothers who were waiting to receive their mission orders .

Gerhart exhaled, then gestured sammel, hudson and brother white into a huddle as I to discuss the missions exploration." Brothers , we have been thru the worst of the worst, we've seen our home pillaged by orks , many of our brothers fall at the hands of heretics and xenos alike And worst yet that one time when Hudson "accidentally" gave everyone he herpygonasyphalaids and the whole chapter was sick for a month . " I told you , I wasn't cheating on you guys with anyone else I got bit by a carnifex and and after I killed it I wasn't feeling in the mode" said Hudson as he went to scratch the unbearable itch under his protective crotch plate.

Sammel just shook his head in disappointed manor then bringing everyone back to the mission at hand asking Gerhart if they can just not look for the weapon and return to the inquisitors saying that they didn't find anything, white and Gerhart looked at eachother ,had an almost *CENSORED* moment for about thirty seconds then Gerhart replied " we can't take the risk of there actually being a weapon that the imperium can use to destroy the heretics once and for all and then is found by those slaaneshi PEDO freaks to then use on us and the rest of mankind". "We're going to go thru those mountains one at a time and find this supposed hulk of metal and If the tech priests of old did build this machine then we must ensure its safety and the safety of the imperium "

Hudson,white, and sammel Then agreed stepped away from Gerhart and then relayed the message back to the rest of their brothers, Gerhart grew tired and was hoping that this mission would end soon but he was growing ever weary about the heretics that had slaughtered the guardsmen . They hadn't seen a single enemy soldier or scout since they arrived and by now they would have at least encountered some resistance . This was a mission that would either test the will of the the chapters finnest or just end up being a complete load of knobs and bollocks and piss everybody off like when sammel smeared industrial strength veet for men inside everyone's power armor ...... To be continued

[Sammael]

Veet for the win.

[JC 042]

piss everybody off like when sammel smeared industrial strength veet for men inside everyone's power armour

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[Brother White]

Lol this is epic!

Sent from the Melta practice chambers of the Righteous Truth

[Grimaldus]

LOL

Funk i told you not to do that, but did it anyway

[Corman2030]

I wasn't feeling in the mode" said Hudson as he went to scratch the unbearable itch under his protective crotch plate.

Buuhahahaa!

[DaJay5117]

F'N' nice Brother. Keep this shite
up.

[Angry Comedian]

The day was drawing to a close, the sun had began to set and the sons of dorn were slowly closing in on their primary goal, after reaching the foot of the towering mountains that stood before them, white and commander Gerhart grew aggravated with this towering pile of natural heresy that stood before "you have got to be shitting me" said Gerhart ,"how the hell are we going to get thru all of this ? " white replied then hudson stepped forward gazing at the high peaks of the an treacherous terrain that stood in their path .

Then turning back to his brothers and said , "fuck this shit let's just blow it all to hell" the bastards of dorn were only slightly surprised by Hudson remark for his laziness was known throughout the galaxy and has had planets destroyed just because he didn't want to steer the litany of fury around it.

While most of the fists agreed on this suggestion and thought it would be cool to see a bunch of mountains get blown up , Dante began to start figgiting with exhaustion and repressed anger while expressing his thoughts on how this is not an approved method for this sort of situation and a better plan can be raised using proper tactics written in the codec Astartes , but everyone just rolled their eyes and yelled " JUST DO IT ALREADY " and with the overall veto of Dante's elongated and time consuming plan to prepare for a new plan.

with that hudson had the litany of fury fire a single barage of fire down onto the planet and as the fists fell back just enough so that they had a safe enough distance to watch the guns from their battle barge decimate the landscape, for as the fists stood in amusement seeing this glorious example of imperial might sending enormous balls of fire an metal slamming against the peaks sending roaring flame cascading down the mountain side and after 30seconds of this masterful show the once towering hills and mountainous terrain that delayed their mission, was now reduced to slightly level plain covered with impact craters and smaller hills made from the fallen debris of other mountain that were turned almost flattened by the litany's orbital strike.

While the inglorious fists cheered for the destruction of their most recent fore they marched on thru the dust clouds they expected to see their prize in front of them but instead gazed upon more mountain ranges thus their cheers grew silent and the morale was steadily decreasing "where the hell is it " cried bloodbone "man this is bullshit" decreed Simon "Dante I thought you said it was right here " asked Gerhart.

Dante only replied by saying "but I was following what the map said " , he explained with frustration in his voice "I followed the directions to the letter and I have no Idea why it isn't here" Gerhart looked over the map again while saying to Dante " look just calm down and we can figure this out, there's no reason to get all worked up about it " but as he was about to continue Dante interrupted his moral raising speech with much anger saying " it's like no one appreciates me and you guys just keep playing these stupid games with me , i've about had it!!!" with that the whole group grew silent starring at dante then redirecting their attention back to Gerhart to see how he would respond .

He did not reply, but merely shook his head in disappointment at Dante's comment while Hudson on the other hand was not speechless walked up to Dante who was still red in the face with much hate that he had just expelled hudson starred Dante down telling him " don't you take that tone with Gerhart and DON'T YOU DARE say anything like that again , if you have a problem that you need to discuss come talk to us but don't start complaint just because your not getting everything your way , just suck it up, shut up and and keep doing what we assigned you to do". With that the red from Dante's face faded starring at an pissed off Hudson he then lowered his aggressive stance and lowering his head in shame.

Gerhart grabbing Hudson by the shoulder telling him "nowadays not the best time , we'll deal with Dante when we're back on the ship" taking his hand off of Hudson's shoulder pauldron then ending the starring contest with Dante then saying to Gerhart "so what should we do now ?" white joined the conversation as did sammel and maul and while they discussed their next move , the rest of the fists began to discuss about the mission with the fellow veteran brothers and initiates , paladin and bloodbone Were talked about weapon tactics and way to improve with the vengeance launcher .

Deathdealer continued to Only say a word or every now and again while he listened to destroyer and war's conversation about how they haven't seen a single enemy since they got here and how they were starting to become very suspicious of the mission and as everyone else discussed and commented on each others tactics and plans brother comedian stood alone looking over the destroyed remains of the cratered wastes and out of boredom of not being in combat , began to examine a small reptilian creature that was slithering across the sand,he was intrigued by its presence then smashed it under his boot.

Pleased with his meager kill he then went to scrap the pulverized remains of the pathetic creature from the bottom of his boot . As he removed the animal shuffled his foot across the ground he uncovered what looked like a small metallic object and as he went to uncover it, he brushed away more and more sand but he kept uncovering more of this strange object that was partially buried in the sandals with amazement looking upon his discovery yelled " GUYS GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW

The fists turning to see their deranged devastator kicking clouds of dirt moved closer to question his supposed Loss of sanity but when they finally got within arms reach of him he stood erect with his armor covered in dust, breathing heavily only to say I think I found it and as the chapters finest amass the crued dig site thy discover that their brother hasn't gone insane but instead had found an entrance to an underground hangar that was engraved with near ancient symbol of the adepts mechanicus .

[Brother White]

Very nice keep it up