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[Siddicus]

#1.Dont go into a maternity ward asking all the new mothers if they want your gene seed.

#2.Dont call a midget *mutant* this will not end in a good way....

#3.If you're on a plane dont burst into the cockpit and yell at the pilot "open the assualt ramp now!!"

#4.Dont go to Tokyo calling people tau and yelling "exterminatus has been autherised!"

#5.Dont call a homeless guy a *slave*.

#6.After giving blood dont yell out "Blood for the Blood God!!" you may end up arrested/ in a mental home.

#7.You cant have manic sex in the middle of the street or ask random people if they want to be involved in a orgy just DONT DO IT?


I had thought of more whilst at work but i have forgotten them now strange how i think of really wierd shit at work? Hmm

[Armoured Priest]

#4.Dont go to Tokyo calling people tau and yelling "exterminatus has been autherised!"

I think this already happened, twice.

[Siddicus]

#4.Dont go to Tokyo calling people tau and yelling "exterminatus has been autherised!"

I think this already happened, twice.

Lmfao! *composure* Indeed priest indeed.

[JC 042]

Dont storm the stage of a Lady Gaga concert to kill that Slannesh abomination... Infact, do it, everyone will win. Especially Khorne.

[Siddicus]

Steven Hawkings is not a servitor so Dont ask him to fix your vox caster(mobile phone.)

[Draco Ny'ade]

awesome lolz

[JC 042]

Dont mistake Obama campaigning for Change as Tzeentch worship.
Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, and Jedwood, are the first Noise Marines, treat them as such... With a chainsword and earmuffs... 
Dont kill an office worker for upsetting an ancient machine spirit... (aka kicking the printer)

[JC 042]

Dont walk into a Church yelling "BLASPHEMY, YOU HERETICS WILL DIE FOR BETRAYING THE GOD-EMPEROR!!!" 
Although he may have claimed it was part of Tzeentch's grand plan, George Bush actually had no idea what he was doing...

[Crimson Marine]

#6.After giving blood dont yell out "Blood for the Blood God!!" you may end up arrested/ in a mental home.

I applaud you sir, this is hilarious

Sent via my personal Astropath

[Yapay38]

Will do number 3. Once I make some really good friends who are C-130 pilots.

[NightWolf889]

Do not put on a robe and Imperial Aquila when you are told you may use your father's chainsaw, then run around the yard screaming Imperial benedictions pretending the revving chainsaw in your hands is an Eviscerator.

[Domine Nox]

I am only confused on the fact that the first 6 all seem to be vaguely Warhammer related, but the 7th.... that one just kind of changes gear.

[SuperFreakyNick]

Don't punch the people who tried to insist that you're mistaking Space Marines for Star Wars and the power axe you're going to shove up their ass is really a light sabor.

[Talonx13]

#6.After giving blood dont yell out "Blood for the Blood God!!" you may end up arrested/ in a mental home.

This would be epic you would get put on a don't take blood list.

[Cypher 1013]

Funny list. LOL! You should add this.
Do not be cheap ay best buy and pay for the additional warranty because going back and complaining that your new flat screen tv is not working nor responding to your prayers to the machine-God can get you put in a rubber room.

[Domine Nox]

Do not call your cable provider and tell them that your television is suffering perils of the warp.

Do not tell your boss you could not come in to work because the webway was unstable.

Do not call marines "Brother" nor tell members of the other services that they are just meat shields for the marines.

[Grimaldus]

Do not call marines "Brother" nor tell members of the other services that they are just meat shields for the marines.

LMAO

[Siddicus]

I am only confused on the fact that the first 6 all seem to be vaguely Warhammer related, but the 7th.... that one just kind of changes gear.

Not at all #7 is a reference to slaaneshi worlds, if you've read Daemon World it paints a image of mass drug induced sex orgy's planet wide. Oh what grand worlds they would be until you get *CENSORED* thrusted by a daemonette.

[Sammael]

Under no circumstances should you casually inform a disabled person that for just +5 points they could have bionics.

Do not refer to the baristas in Starbucks as 'Coffee Servitors'

Your Car does not have AV 14, and your bike does not have Turbo Boost cover saves, so stop driving like a dick.

[Domine Nox]

Trying to ram people with your car does not simply afford Tank Shock. You will hit people.

Applying Extra Armor will not lower your insurance rates.