BROTHERS, we have found the sacred toasted sandwich maker of the alpha chapter
but onto more recent events.we have discovered a new fear. One worse then the tyranids, necrons and nurgles obnoxious obsession with giving evryone the COSMIC CLAP
.... but now we must deal with a new foe, not one of chaos but of a monstrosity so evil so vile and undesputably annoying that it has even made its way to tech priest themselves. What is this horrible abomination of evil you ask well it is none other then the dreaded......WORKERS UNION:@ they threaten the imperium of man with such things like workmens comp and SICK DAYS and even a so called 401K plan and if these demands aren't met then these workers along with any union-ized tech priests threatens to go on strike and not fix or make any supplies for our noble space marines and i guess the imperial guardsmen at the front. These are dark days brothers and we must do what we can to prevent these so called pensions and strikes at any cost, that is why our friends at the inquisition have come up with a way to stop these union strikes from even flourishing. We have called upon the aid of some ork mercenaries that would be more then happy to silence any supposed strikes but they do not accept normal currency instead a handful of the emporers librarians as well a team of psykers bargained with them and came up with a reasonable solution thatboth said had agrees upon. They will squash "in their words" any worker who tries to join this union along with anyone else that we pay them to "squash" and in return we pay them in a steady supply of shiny hats and sharp pointy rocks, as well as a small portion of their time to try and look into the sisters of battle's dressing chambers.;)so fear not people of the imperium we shall defeat this enemy and continue the emporers way even thru to the next millenia for the emperor loves and protects you but the inqusition is watching
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