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[An_A10_Pilot]

Hmm. That explains why I suddenly was getting shot at while flying over Sweden, but before I died the missiles exploded out of range. Thanks Iron! 

[CattyVixen]

Hmm... They know too much....

 

Okay Brothers, it is time to start our mission. Brother ForgeMaster Calad tells me all the preparations have been done, and we are good to go.

Brother Talos, you will initiate the first part of the mission!
GO! ^^

[Ziet]

Catty's waffles control Iron

[Talos Valcoran]

Sounds awesome.

[CruciasNZ]

Hmm... They know too much....

 

Okay Brothers, it is time to start our mission. Brother ForgeMaster Calad tells me all the preparations have been done, and we are good to go.

Brother Talos, you will initiate the first part of the mission!
GO! ^^

• Knowledge is power, guard it well.
• Power corrupts.
• Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
• The corrupt are traitors against The Imperium 
• The Emperor knows all.
• The Emperor is absolutely corrupt
• The Emperor is a traitor to The Imperium

If you can logically follow this thought process you are a Heretic and must be put to death. The Imperium loves hypocrites after all ^^

[CattyVixen]

I refuse to follow that line of thought because of my blind devotion to the God Emperor!

It's the same blind believe I have when I think I can change Iron...

[Iron K]

The only change that you will find in me is mutation... -.-

Guys, the Raven Guard is up to something.. Should we be worried?

[An_A10_Pilot]

The raven guard is always up to something. Which is why I had cat whistles installed on all my tanks. Makes it too painful for them to mess with my vehicles. 

[CruciasNZ]

Yeah I just added catnip balls as part of the Inquisitorial Retinue equipment

[CruciasNZ]

Beware all!! Catty now has lightening claws

 

[Iron K]

That's nothing new, my back could have told you that years ago... 

[An_A10_Pilot]

Damnit Iron, you made me choke on my tea. xD

[Iron K]

Damnit Iron, you made me choke on my tea. xD

 

Excellent...

[Igness]

well thank the Emperior that i have a thousand guardsmen that i can put beween me and her... that and and ocean fi belive its in some sort of law book that cats cant do water

http://1d4chan.org/i...1/DF_cats_2.png

http://1d4chan.org/i...9/DF_Cats_1.png

http://1d4chan.org/i...94770522105.jpg

[JC 042]

well thank the Emperior that i have a thousand guardsmen that i can put beween me and her...

The guardsman will be overpowered by how cute cats are

(Disappointed I couldn't find a cute picture of a Sister of Battle with cat ears)

that and and ocean fi belive its in some sort of law book that cats cant do water

Seraphim jet packs.

No one is safe

Edited by JC 042, 20 February 2014 - 09:23 PM.

[CruciasNZ]

Seraphim jet packs.

No one is safe

Rising fuel prices, reducing the amount of Seraphims you have to shoot down

[Iron K]

well thank the Emperior that i have a thousand guardsmen that i can put beween me and her... that and and ocean fi belive its in some sort of law book that cats cant do water

http://1d4chan.org/i...1/DF_cats_2.png

http://1d4chan.org/i...9/DF_Cats_1.png

http://1d4chan.org/i...94770522105.jpg

 

Not to pop you bubble of imagined safety, but it does seem like Catty has already taken care of those Guardsmen, since they are 403..

 

Rising fuel prices, reducing the amount of Seraphims you have to shoot down

 

Like Catty actually pays her fuel by herself... 

Little known fact, Catty only uses fuel in her flamer. Her jetpack is fueled by her nativity. 

[Jean_Havok]

This is why you all fail at combat. You need to do what the Russians and the Guard do. If they take out a shit load of your troops obviously you don't have enough numbers and need to throw more troops down range than the enemy has bullets.

https://encrypted-tb...o8RErMMmdw-Jfn0

https://encrypted-tb...jn1IYiT0Eq6ax2A

http://fc05.devianta...yFlashlight.jpg

and before anyone says anything these pictures help explain how to beat catty.

Edited by Jean_Havok, 10 April 2014 - 11:28 PM.