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[TechGerhard]

There has been a breach at the Secure Contain Protect Foundation and all SCPs, creatures, buildings and objects, have escaped. Click on the "Random SCP" link on the left side of the page. What is the first one you meet?

[spoiler=Here's mine]SCP-293 The Witch Child[/spoiler]

Note:The random link might not, at first, send you to an SCP.

[JC 042]

http://www.scp-wiki....ndom:random-scp

So I can either be crushed to death or chop off my balls...

I hear extreme gravity ain't that bad a way to go. 
I read you link about the girl who can do. Well, anything.


Note from Dr. ████████, dated 12/26/04: Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to tell her about "Santa Claus" and then tell her that it was just a story?! Now we have another potential SCP to deal with, but we can't catch him because he is "magic".

[TechGerhard]

I read you link about the girl who can do. Well, anything.

As I like to call her, "Twilight Zone Rule 63."

Also you should read a doctors request after a test with SCP-999.
Memo from Dr. ████: “While the test was unsuccessful and ended in tragedy, that had to be the funniest thing I have ever seen. I never thought I’d see the day when I would regard SCP-682 as “cute”. Please send me a copy of the security tapes ASAP.”

I just realized that your link is the random page link. I have no idea what SCP you're talking about.

[Armoured Priest]

..............I have the worst luck....ever.
SCP 682
(I love the scp website thought. )

Edit: havent read 999 before, that's just adorable.

[JC 042]

I just realized that your link is the random page link. I have no idea what SCP you're talking about.

The one where a sphere that crushes everyone who has genitalia with extreme gravity. 

..............I have the worst luck....ever.
SCP 682

You found Thugren! 
Wait... In the poll what do I put as my answer? I'm either crushed or can never screw again

[JC 042]

SCP-999-J

BWAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!!!!

[TechGerhard]

SCP-999-J

BWAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!!!!

For the record, that is not the SCP-999 I was referring to.

Spoiler

This is SCP-999.

[JC 042]

I found one that turns people into a toaster! XD

SCP-426

[JC 042]

SCP-610

This has an awesome story to it, Priest and Thugren would like this for the mission logs.

[Brother Agatone]

im confused about what this is.

[TechGerhard]

im confused about what this is.

Something I'd figure to do out of boredom. Click on one of the links on this thread and it'll take you to the SCP-wiki site. On the site there's a random page link to the left side. Click on it and the first SCP it takes you to, is the first one you meet.

[JC 042]

im confused about what this is.

Something I'd figure to do out of boredom. Click on one of the links on this thread and it'll take you to the SCP-wiki site. On the site there's a random page link to the left side. Click on it and the first SCP it takes you to, is the first one you meet.

Do it! A lot of this stuff is awesome! 
I found the ULTIMATE Mech!!!

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-244-arc

[MetalHead666X]

I am SCP - 666-J

Just look at it. Amazing powers.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j

Who wants to go for a ride?

[JC 042]

I am SCP - 666-J

Just look at it. Amazing powers.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j

Who wants to go for a ride?

[Spoiler=I say we make him drive this:][/spoiler]

[spoiler=With these guys as passengers:]


[/spoiler]

[spoiler=While listening to this:]
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8B0PJkS0iyk
[/spoiler]

[MetalHead666X]

Non of us would die. The Honey Badgers and Raths pure angryness would keep them alive as Tourge absorbed the explosions therefore making an invincible exploding car.

I am now going to drive it everywhere at full speed!

[JC 042]

Nah, Torgue would be standing on Optimus Primes shoulder doing sick guitar solos!

Honey Badger and Rath would be wrestling in a fight to the death.

[Authrix]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1883

Well, better break out the old Nokia.

[JC 042]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1883

Well, better break out the old Nokia.

At the end of that list it needs to say

• ????
• PROFIT.

[Authrix]

In B 4 "you just lost the game".