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[Iron K]

Much have been said about my voice, but I think this takes the price...

A couple of days ago I was playing SM with a friend (no names will be mentioned, a gentlemen doesn't tell.. ), and in the middle of a match, his date appears.
Just wanting to finish the match, he hands the headset to her, because apparently she wanted to speak to me(?).

After she have commented that my voice is scary and nice at the same time, we talk about music and other pleasantries to the end of the match, then they were of to a date.

Well, when I went out on Live today, I had received a message:
"dude i dont know what swedish mambo jumbo you used with ma girl but I hitted home run man hell yea hahaha"


Jep, I wingmaned from half the globe away, with only the use of my voice.

[Ziet]

Epic win?

[ICE JARL (bjorn_ironskull)]

That's pretty cool, man. I know who to get to chat to any dates I get from now on lol.

[GREEN M00SE]

You can start an online wingman service/Buisness

[Danguinius]

Ladies become moist to the sound of his voice, imagine what he could if he took a hand off of his controller! Truly the epitome of manliness we all aspire to be.

I suppose I'll have to stick to what I'm good at. Ply them with drink until they can't drink anymore, then just one more.

[JC 042]

Speechcraft: OVER 9000!!!

[Iron K]

You know, just when everybody hoped that my ego couldn't get any bigger, something like this goes and happen..
Though I am worried how much bigger my head can get before it disturbs the earth's gravitational field...

Ladies become moist to the sound of his voice, imagine what he could if he took a hand off of his controller! Truly the epitome of manliness we all aspire to be.

Why thank you!
But you know, I have one hand on the controller, and one hand holding Catty. So I'm pretty damn satisfied.

I suppose I'll have to stick to what I'm good at. Ply them with drink until they can't drink anymore, then just one more.

My friend has about the same tactic, but is sadly to stupid to do it right. Me and the guys were at the bar, where he spotted an attractive girl. He smoothly walks over and orders a beer, gives it to her with a smile and says:
-"Here, drink until you think I'm sexy!"
The girl looked at the beer, then at him, and then back to the beer, and finally replied:
-"Then I'm gonna need a hell of allot more alcohol...."

Needless to say, we gave him a living hell for that burn for the rest of the night...

[JACCX023]

Lol super epic win indeed that guy owns you one hahaha yea you should open a dating service since girls cant say no to you

[JC 042]

The girl looked at the beer, then at him, and then back to the beer,

This has just inspired me to write this:

Good evening lady,

Look at that guy, now look at your drink, back to that guy, now back to your drink. Sadly, he isn't your drink. But if he had a tiny umbrella in his hair and a lime in his mouth he could look like a complete idiot.

Look up, back down, what's wrong? Your glass is empty. What's in your hand, look up, the bartender has it, it's $30. Look again, it's now the strongest drink in the house!

Look at that guy again, he is now Brad Pitt! Anything is possible when you are pissed off your face.

He has an umbrella in his hair.

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[JC 042]

The girl looked at the beer, then at him, and then back to the beer,

This has just inspired me to write this:

Good evening lady,

Look at that guy, now look at your drink, back to that guy, now back to your drink. Sadly, he isn't your drink. But if he had a tiny umbrella in his hair and a lime in his mouth he could look like a complete idiot.

Look up, back down, what's wrong? Your glass is empty. What's in your hand, look up, the bartender has it, it's $30. Look again, it's now the strongest drink in the house!

Look at that guy again, he is now Brad Pitt! Anything is possible when you are pissed off your face.

He has an umbrella in his hair.

[spoiler=If you don't get this [s]kill yourself[/s] watch this advert]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE[/spoiler]

What? No comment on this!?! I spent ages thinking this up!!!

[Iron K]

Sorry to have to be the one who tell you this JC.. But that joke.. It's getting.. ..old..
And I think that for everyone involved, including the joke, it would be best to euthanize it.. It would give it a peaceful end, and it wouldn't have to suffer an age related death.
Think about it, and know that we're here for you. It's always hard when a loved one gets affected.

[JC 042]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Iron K]

The 1st step: Denial...

[JC 042]

I've said it before I'll say it again:

It's not a problem if there's nothing wrong with it!