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[Iron K]

Okay, for some strange reason (boredom) I downloaded WoT. Played the tutorial, trying to find some good training matches and figure out the game. Though I have run into a bit of a problem.. I can't find a good training match, and I can't figure the game out... >.<

JC was the one who suggested it, so one would think that I am his responsibility, but nothing is certain when you're dealing with JC..

Cru promised me that we would "betray each other in hilarious ways", but to do that, I would actually be able to use the gottverdammt tank..

So, anyone want to train a FNG?

[Ziet]

give me a min and i'll jump on with ya. Whats your username on there so i can add you

[JC 042]

but nothing is certain when you're dealing with JC.

As quoted from the holy Book of Derailment, passage 17:9.

 

I'll train you. I think I have a vehicle slot free to buy a low tier tank. Are you on now?

[Iron K]

Thanks guys. Username is Iron_K, and I'll be online random nights of the week.

Please be gentle, it's my first time...

[Doomdrinker1]

Its really not a hard game to learn plus you have the benefit of everyone else at that tier being really new as well.

[Iron K]

Well I not giving up.. I've been killed four times, thee of them was by ramming... But I'll get better at it, if I so have to jump out of the damned tank and gnaw their tank tracks to shreds!

[Doomdrinker1]

Don't worry about dying at all you will die most battles on my EU account I have a survival rate of about 20% and that is really high but it mostly depends on you're class TD's (me) will have a high KD whilst maintaining a low survival chance. Arty will not get many kills and a lot of assists and most won games they will survive. Light tanks will die a lot no matter what. Mediums working well together will get a good amount of kills but when 1 dies the other will almost always follow. And heavy's will be in the middle putting out lost of damage but taking it back equally.

[JC 042]

I'll try go online tonight then. Give a shout when you get on.

[Doomdrinker1]

I'll be online tonight probably as well. Also finally got my stug

[JC 042]

Iron, I can get online any time you want, just in photoshop making a book cover for someone so give me a shout when your on.

[An_A10_Pilot]

Iron I will reinstall WoT just so you dont have to havve these insane instructors. I'll teach you fun stuff! Like how to turn a stug into a submarine!

[CruciasNZ]

Iron I will reinstall WoT just so you dont have to havve these insane instructors. I'll teach you fun stuff! Like how to turn a stug into a submarine!

and I shall show you how Stugs can go offroading! Fence? No Problem! Hill? No Problem! Cliff? No Problem!

[Ziet]

Cliffs make StuGs fly nicely

[Iron K]

Thank you all for your offers to teach me... whatever you are trying to teach me..? Anyways, I'll be online tonight in a few hours time. See you around!

[JC 042]

Thank you all for your offers to teach me... whatever you are trying to teach me..? Anyways, I'll be online tonight in a few hours time. See you around!

Cool, I'll leave mine running in the background while I do work and jump on when I see you pop up.

[Iron K]

Okay, I'm in.. Fecking updates... -.-'
...now what...?

[Ziet]

A10 is a master of submerging his StuG into lakes. Kinda funny to watch him appear on the other side with a giant tuna popping out the commanders hatch with a commisar hat on.

[JC 042]

A10 is a master of submerging his StuG into lakes. Kinda funny to watch him appear on the other side with a giant tuna popping out the commanders hatch with a commisar hat on.

Epic tale of Epicness was Epic.  

Going on now.. Fecking updates... -.-'

[Ziet]

this update should pis off the arty haters.... new UK arty line and some other new toys... plus maps

[XSiKx SpEcTeRx98]

ah i need to get this again quick tip your 10 foot tank is invisible when behind a shrub (somehow also that was an over exaggartion but seriously keep to the bushes when engaging un aware targets