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#1 JC 042

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 07:40 PM

Thought I'd start an Angry Marine thread for the lols :D

[spoiler=WARNING: Contains a fuck tonne of Baddassery!]
[spoiler=I mean it's so badass it makes Tourge weep at it's beauty!!]
[spoiler=It needs 3 spoilers just to contain it it's just that badass!!!]
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MERRY X-MAS MOTHERF%@#!*
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#2 Danguinius

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 08:29 PM

I want a pair of power boots!

For the EMPRAH!!!!
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Posted 29 June 2013 - 09:35 PM

HATH SOMEONE SUMMONED ME?? LORD METAL MASTER OF EXPLOSIONS,ANGRY AND METAL? IF SO! GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES TO FIND SOME PICTURES TO POST

INCONSISTENCY!

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#4 JC 042

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 09:38 PM

Good, I knew I could count on you for Angry Marine pics :D

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 10:06 PM

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I WOULD LIE TO EXPLAIN MY FAVOURITE GUN: SWORDSPLOSION! ITS A GUN. WHICH SHOOTS. EXPLOSIVE SWORDS. WHICH EXPLODE. INTO SMALLER SWORDS. WHY? CAUSE TOURGE SAID SO.

MY FULL NAME IS MR MR TOURGE FLEXINGTON!

HOW MANY EXPLOSIONS COULD TOURGE HAVE IF TOURGE COULD HAVE EXPLOSIONS! ALL OF THEM.

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#6 JC 042

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 10:11 PM

I really need to play that new DLC for BL2, it looks so BADASS!!!

I mean, TINY TINA NARRATING A GAME!!!! I CANT FUCKING DESICIBLE HOWWS FICKING AsoeOME THAIT ITSS!!!! 
I CANT EVEN TYPE IM GETTING SO EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT!!!!!

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 12:38 AM


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#8 JC 042

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 12:40 AM

I love angry marine threads :D

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 09:40 AM

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Excerpted from Hidden Imperial Histories by Adept Voliusnius Brouyt
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Of the many Space Marine Chapters that protect the good citizens of the Imperium none are as well respected, nor admired as the warriors of the Ultramarines. Such is the greatness of their deeds. Their stories are told on innumerable worlds, their reputation as the saviors of the Imperium of Man is both well deserved and proven, time and time again. Indeed, such is their martial prowess that even other Astartes can only but compare themselves forlornly inferior to those that hold Guilliman's geneseed.
This does, however, occasionally leads to friction amongst some of the more bellicose chapters of Astartes that still stubbornly refuse to yield to the wisdom of the blessed Codex Astartes. Such antagonism is best illustrated with an anecdote from an instance when the Ultramarines encountered an obscure and ill-recorded chapter whom records merely identify as the "[Angry??] Marines".
The Angry Marines had apparently chased a Tyranid splinter fleet into Ultramarine space to which they brought absolute devastation. Impressed by their sheer ferocity the blessed Calgar offered an invitation to their Chapter Master, a man identified in the records only as Temperus Maximus. However, the invitation to meet their spiritual liege was responded to with the head of the slain hive tyrant -- on which was crudely scrawled an insulting cartoon of the Ultramarines defense of Macragge as well as depictions of male genitalia -- and the message, "STILL NOT AS GOOD AS THE HEAD YOUR MOM GAVE, YOU POMPOUS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG FUCKTARDS!!!!1!"
Infuriated by such a blatant and insulting Snub, Calgar personally took it to on himself to demand an apology from the arrogant Temperus Maximus. He subsequently traveled to the offender's battlebarge's throne room in person. Unfortunately, he little expected the animalistic temperament that would greet his justified demand for obeisance, from the maniacal Temperus Maximus. The exchange between the two soon escalated into an argument, before coming to blows.
The clash between the two occurred behind closed doors, with no clue exactly what words were exchanged. Yet when the doors opened again it was Calgar that was battered and bruised, with the sacred Gauntlets of Ultramar torn from his shoulders. Only the wise counsel of the Inquisition prevented him from declaring immediate war against his unruly brethren, a war that would no doubt have cost the Imperium greatly before the Ultramarines' inevitable victory. The story stands as a clear example of how refusal to follow the Codex only promotes discord and strife between erstwhile brothers.
As to what occurred in the Angry Marine chambers, few can know, the only clue perhaps the jeering cry raised by the Angry Marines whenever they cross paths with the Ultramarines during campaigns. A nonsensical mantra of "STOP HITTING YOURSELF STOP HITTING YOURSELF", repeated ad infinitum. What such a bizarre and crude chant could mean, a scholar can only guess at. Ultimately, it is telling of the less than exemplary mental nature of non-codex Astartes.
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Posted 01 July 2013 - 03:05 AM

Best angry marine story I have read so for.





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