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Because you all like when Im pissed and filled with rage:
[quote='DTdante2787']
JC, you are seriously more entertaining than half the shows on television right now. So hopefully that makes you feel a little better that your rage amuses me
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RULES: No false rage.
Nothing that would directly offend another member.
Sleep Deprivation:
Spoiler
[quote='JC 042' pid='77790' dateline='1345945438']
Its 2:30 fucking AM and the neighbour hood has just had 2 power outs in the past hour!
This wouldnt be a problem if it werent for the fact this sets off EVERY FUCKING ALARM IN A FUCKING MILE RADIUS!!!!
Half of them have been turned, but the same 3 wont stop fucking ringing their fucking bells and fucking sirens because their dumbshit owners are on a god damned fucking holiday!!!!! Im next door to what sounds like a school bell that wont SHUT THE FUCK UP! Im about ready to shove a school bell up whoever the fuck might have caused these power outs arse and set it off for him to fucking enjoy
Im fucking tired and I have a headache, its nearly 3AM, havent got any sleep yet, and Im going to town for a whole day in 6 hours... FML
*End Rage,
Continues to vent in real life by banging head against the wall*
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[quote='JC 042' pid='77807' dateline='1345947084']
I the act would of been more appreciated than frowned upon, alas no ladder...
I might need my murderous chants to maintain sanity against the constant ringing...
52 mins past midnight on my docking station since it was reset. 52 mins since the last power out. Another hour from the previous one.
Tommorow morning I am restarting my coffee addiction.
Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver,
Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver,
Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver,
Early in the morning.
What will we do with a drunken whaler,
What will we do with a drunken whaler,
What will we do with a drunken whaler,
Early in the morning.
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Early in the morning.
Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner,
Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner,
Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner,
Early in the morning...
The noise is no longer a ringing noise. It sounds like an endless whistle screetch whaling loudly...
Are my ears dying?
I sleep from 10PM to 10AM. 10PM to 2PM when I have a ly in. Tonight might fucking kill me before morning.
I feel sick and like I am about to throw up.
Does lack of sleep cause this? Or it might be the headache.
IT JUST WONT END DAMN IT!
Found headphones, I am trying to go sleep listening to Evanescence, if that fails I will hipmitise myself with caramelldansen to pass the time till morning.
Worst night ever... Of all time.
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[quote='JC 042']
Its 10:30 the alarms stopped 4 hours ago and Im alive! Thank the gods!
Thank you Akatosh, Arkay, Dibella, julianous, Kynareth Stendar, Talos, Mara, Zenithar, Zeus, Venus, Horus, Iris, Kratos, Thor, Lucious, Azura, Boethia, Clavicus Vile, Hermaeus Mora, Hercene, Malacath, Mehrunes Dagon, Mephala, Meridia, Molag Bal, Namira, Nocturnal, Sanguine, Sheogorath, Vaemira, Creator, The Charred Council, The Destroyer, Sithis, Ghandi, Khorne, Slaanesh, and all the rest!
Except you Nurgle and Peryite, you made me throw up you bastards.
And neither you as well Tzeentch, I have a feeling you orchestrated this whole thing...
And for the record I did in fact go to sleep listening to Caramelldansen...
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[quote='JC 042' pid='78266' dateline='1346023217']
FFS!
Ive slept for about 3 hours in the past 2 days, and when Im about to go bed after a clan game, this one guy who recently joined drags me into a 2 hour discussion about how to run MY clan. Ive been running clans since I was 11! And this guy comes along acting like he is a god like leader and tries to tell me shit like "To win, you need to give your guys an incentive to kill" THEIR PLAYING A FUCKING VIOLENT VIDEO GAME OF COURSE THEY HAVE A DAMN INCENTIVE TO FUCKING KILL!
He then goes on to say the same shit over and over and over again, FFS I wanna go to fucking bed!
He also says I should start ignoring the people who join the clan matches less often, I did this in my DoW 2 group 2 years ago and it does work but only to refresh the roster, what he cant get through his head is that this game doesn't have the amount of people playing to be able to throw out less active people.
Next he says if I make him an XO he will train my guys with basic tactics, the crap he described to me is done by any 5 year old with a mic playing call of duty.
Fuck I'd boot this guy out my friends list if it weren't so hard to get new recruits...
Fuck you Tzeentch, seems your getting more enjoyment out of making me loose sleep than tricking Nurgle to use soap...
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[quote='JC 042' pid='77790' dateline='1345945438']
Its 2:30 fucking AM and the neighbour hood has just had 2 power outs in the past hour!
This wouldnt be a problem if it werent for the fact this sets off EVERY FUCKING ALARM IN A FUCKING MILE RADIUS!!!!
Half of them have been turned, but the same 3 wont stop fucking ringing their fucking bells and fucking sirens because their dumbshit owners are on a god damned fucking holiday!!!!! Im next door to what sounds like a school bell that wont SHUT THE FUCK UP! Im about ready to shove a school bell up whoever the fuck might have caused these power outs arse and set it off for him to fucking enjoy
Im fucking tired and I have a headache, its nearly 3AM, havent got any sleep yet, and Im going to town for a whole day in 6 hours... FML
*End Rage,
Continues to vent in real life by banging head against the wall*
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[quote='JC 042' pid='77807' dateline='1345947084']
I the act would of been more appreciated than frowned upon, alas no ladder...
I might need my murderous chants to maintain sanity against the constant ringing...
52 mins past midnight on my docking station since it was reset. 52 mins since the last power out. Another hour from the previous one.
Tommorow morning I am restarting my coffee addiction.
Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver,
Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver,
Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver,
Early in the morning.
What will we do with a drunken whaler,
What will we do with a drunken whaler,
What will we do with a drunken whaler,
Early in the morning.
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Early in the morning.
Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner,
Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner,
Feed him to the hungry rats for dinner,
Early in the morning...
The noise is no longer a ringing noise. It sounds like an endless whistle screetch whaling loudly...
Are my ears dying?
I sleep from 10PM to 10AM. 10PM to 2PM when I have a ly in. Tonight might fucking kill me before morning.
I feel sick and like I am about to throw up.
Does lack of sleep cause this? Or it might be the headache.
IT JUST WONT END DAMN IT!
Found headphones, I am trying to go sleep listening to Evanescence, if that fails I will hipmitise myself with caramelldansen to pass the time till morning.
Worst night ever... Of all time.
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[quote='JC 042']
Its 10:30 the alarms stopped 4 hours ago and Im alive! Thank the gods!
Thank you Akatosh, Arkay, Dibella, julianous, Kynareth Stendar, Talos, Mara, Zenithar, Zeus, Venus, Horus, Iris, Kratos, Thor, Lucious, Azura, Boethia, Clavicus Vile, Hermaeus Mora, Hercene, Malacath, Mehrunes Dagon, Mephala, Meridia, Molag Bal, Namira, Nocturnal, Sanguine, Sheogorath, Vaemira, Creator, The Charred Council, The Destroyer, Sithis, Ghandi, Khorne, Slaanesh, and all the rest!
Except you Nurgle and Peryite, you made me throw up you bastards.
And neither you as well Tzeentch, I have a feeling you orchestrated this whole thing...
And for the record I did in fact go to sleep listening to Caramelldansen...
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[quote='JC 042' pid='78266' dateline='1346023217']
FFS!
Ive slept for about 3 hours in the past 2 days, and when Im about to go bed after a clan game, this one guy who recently joined drags me into a 2 hour discussion about how to run MY clan. Ive been running clans since I was 11! And this guy comes along acting like he is a god like leader and tries to tell me shit like "To win, you need to give your guys an incentive to kill" THEIR PLAYING A FUCKING VIOLENT VIDEO GAME OF COURSE THEY HAVE A DAMN INCENTIVE TO FUCKING KILL!
He then goes on to say the same shit over and over and over again, FFS I wanna go to fucking bed!
He also says I should start ignoring the people who join the clan matches less often, I did this in my DoW 2 group 2 years ago and it does work but only to refresh the roster, what he cant get through his head is that this game doesn't have the amount of people playing to be able to throw out less active people.
Next he says if I make him an XO he will train my guys with basic tactics, the crap he described to me is done by any 5 year old with a mic playing call of duty.
Fuck I'd boot this guy out my friends list if it weren't so hard to get new recruits...
Fuck you Tzeentch, seems your getting more enjoyment out of making me loose sleep than tricking Nurgle to use soap...
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Fucking Morons:
Spoiler
(This will be updated a lot cause Im going back to school... What a fucking joyful miracle that is)
[quote='JC 042']
(Something I posted in the Rooster Teeth forums)
Holy shit my generation are idiots; In PD lessons (Religous Education, Citizenship, Functional Skills, Ethics, and FUCKING COMMON SENSE!) the same dozen idiots, who'd rather be smoking weed in the hidden areas of the school than be in this lesson, truly enlightened me to the intellectual capabilities of humanity...
(Also note they are also EDL supporters so they naturally come under the category of being fucked up mentally retarted dick heads who think its physically impossible for someone with brown skin to be born in the UK)
When asked about the clothing Hijab, the first answer that came up was that "its what guys wear to hide bombs". And then its "Like a disguise Sikhs use to hide in crowds where other people wear them so they don't get caught by cops". And finally "Ain't it like a Naan bread?" .....
When it came to christianity and religious events when someone answered that Christmas is a religious event one guy looked extremely puzzled and went "Sir, how's that possible, Santa's too fat to be Christian isn't he?", he GENUINELY looked confused when everyone laughed at him.
More stupid comments came up when we were discussing how scientific evidence can contradict religious beliefs, such as fossils of dinosaurs, at which point one girl quite literally said to me she thought those statues in museums are all from Jurassic Park. *face palm*
I wont repeat everything that was said in this subject, too much racism that I'd might get banned for posting it. All I can say is I am really fucking proud of the idiots around me, the guy who thought Santa was too fat is now about to get an apprenticeship working for the Council (I think such an occurrence explains how fucked up our current government is). These morons truly have potential, with their help humanity should be back in economic crisis (or STAY in economic crisis is most likely), in political wars started over pity differences, and a new dark ages in no time. All thanks to these fucking douche bags we proudly call our next generation! =D
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(This will be updated a lot cause Im going back to school... What a fucking joyful miracle that is)
[quote='JC 042']
(Something I posted in the Rooster Teeth forums)
Holy shit my generation are idiots; In PD lessons (Religous Education, Citizenship, Functional Skills, Ethics, and FUCKING COMMON SENSE!) the same dozen idiots, who'd rather be smoking weed in the hidden areas of the school than be in this lesson, truly enlightened me to the intellectual capabilities of humanity...
(Also note they are also EDL supporters so they naturally come under the category of being fucked up mentally retarted dick heads who think its physically impossible for someone with brown skin to be born in the UK)
When asked about the clothing Hijab, the first answer that came up was that "its what guys wear to hide bombs". And then its "Like a disguise Sikhs use to hide in crowds where other people wear them so they don't get caught by cops". And finally "Ain't it like a Naan bread?" .....
When it came to christianity and religious events when someone answered that Christmas is a religious event one guy looked extremely puzzled and went "Sir, how's that possible, Santa's too fat to be Christian isn't he?", he GENUINELY looked confused when everyone laughed at him.
More stupid comments came up when we were discussing how scientific evidence can contradict religious beliefs, such as fossils of dinosaurs, at which point one girl quite literally said to me she thought those statues in museums are all from Jurassic Park. *face palm*
I wont repeat everything that was said in this subject, too much racism that I'd might get banned for posting it. All I can say is I am really fucking proud of the idiots around me, the guy who thought Santa was too fat is now about to get an apprenticeship working for the Council (I think such an occurrence explains how fucked up our current government is). These morons truly have potential, with their help humanity should be back in economic crisis (or STAY in economic crisis is most likely), in political wars started over pity differences, and a new dark ages in no time. All thanks to these fucking douche bags we proudly call our next generation! =D
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Spoiler
[quote='JC 042']
[quote='J NOSK36']
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[quote='xxxblackspider']
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IF YOU DONT STOP I'LL DO A FUCKING BARREL ROLL AND SHOOT ARROWS INTO ALL YOUR DAMN KNEES!!! SCREW YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MEME!
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[quote='JC 042']
[quote='J NOSK36']
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[quote='Grimaldus']
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[quote='xxxblackspider']
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IF YOU DONT STOP I'LL DO A FUCKING BARREL ROLL AND SHOOT ARROWS INTO ALL YOUR DAMN KNEES!!! SCREW YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MEME!
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Homework:
Spoiler
FUCKING ONLINE FUCKING MATHS FUCKING HOMEWORK BULL SHIT WONT FUCKING WORK!!!
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I HAVE RAGE QUITED A FUCKING HOMEWORK!!!! THATS HORSE SHIT GOD DAMNIT!?!
ALL BECAUSE GOD DAMN WWW.MYMATHS.BULLSHIT.DOESNTFUCKINGWORK.COM DECIDES TO CRASH EVERY FUCKING TIME IM ABOUT TO FINISH AND SUBMIT MY FUCKING DAMN RESULTS:@!!! FUCK YOU MACHINE SPIRIT GO SCREW YOURSELF WITH A FUCKING WRENCH!
This one damn homework takes a whole fucking 30 minutes to do! And after every fucking 20 minutes MyMaths fucking CRASHES!?! WHY!?! WHY DAMN YOU WHY!!!????!!!
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER I HAVE RAGE QUITED A FUCKING HOMEWORK!!!! THATS HORSE SHIT GOD DAMNIT!?!
ALL BECAUSE GOD DAMN WWW.MYMATHS.BULLSHIT.DOESNTFUCKINGWORK.COM DECIDES TO CRASH EVERY FUCKING TIME IM ABOUT TO FINISH AND SUBMIT MY FUCKING DAMN RESULTS:@!!! FUCK YOU MACHINE SPIRIT GO SCREW YOURSELF WITH A FUCKING WRENCH!
This one damn homework takes a whole fucking 30 minutes to do! And after every fucking 20 minutes MyMaths fucking CRASHES!?! WHY!?! WHY DAMN YOU WHY!!!????!!!
Rage Quit:
Spoiler
Rage Quit; Space Marine:
GOD DAMNED FUCKING SHITTY LAG KILLED ALL MY FUCKING WEAPONS FOR FUCK SAKE!
I'm playing SM in a randoms game on annihilation, and all of a sudden MY FUCKING GRENADES STOP WORKING! I threw 6 fucking grenades in a row and NOTHING HAPPENED!
The I switched over to a plasma cannon and, surprise surprise! All it fucking does making fucking venting noises and let off a lot of steam, like some fucking moron take a huge fart under boiling water.
NONE of my projectile weapons worked and all I had was a Storm Bolter and Assualt Marines against an army of Devastators camping in a corner, I was about to kill all of the bastards with 2 master fucking Crafted grenades but the gods decided that grenades no longer exist anymore so all I was fucking doing was throwing 2 little fucking pins at them...
Then they decided to insult me and fucking swarm me with 4 fucking grenades... half them were just fucking flashbangs and they still fucking slaughtered me!
Fuck you Space Marine, I'm done with you today, I'm going back to Deus Ex.
FFS! I went on Space Marine to calm down then...
A WHOLE FUCKING TEAM OF BULL SHIT CUNT LICKING SHIT GURGLING MELTA WHORE DOUCHE BAGS SPAWN CAMP ME WHILE USING THEIR FUCKING DICKS TO BLOCK ME IN WHILE THEY SHOOT FUCKING MELTA FUEL OUT THEIR ARSES!!!
Im talking 20 whole fucking minutes of this shit on Shattered Bridge, and all I have is a whole team full of nubes! And them just sitting back holding the one point closest to us and waving their fucking dicks in the air so it lasts as long as fucking possible...
It doesn't matter what game your playing, there will ALWAYS be spawn campers, fucking cunts...
Rage Quit; Space Marine:
GOD DAMNED FUCKING SHITTY LAG KILLED ALL MY FUCKING WEAPONS FOR FUCK SAKE!
I'm playing SM in a randoms game on annihilation, and all of a sudden MY FUCKING GRENADES STOP WORKING! I threw 6 fucking grenades in a row and NOTHING HAPPENED!
The I switched over to a plasma cannon and, surprise surprise! All it fucking does making fucking venting noises and let off a lot of steam, like some fucking moron take a huge fart under boiling water.
NONE of my projectile weapons worked and all I had was a Storm Bolter and Assualt Marines against an army of Devastators camping in a corner, I was about to kill all of the bastards with 2 master fucking Crafted grenades but the gods decided that grenades no longer exist anymore so all I was fucking doing was throwing 2 little fucking pins at them...
Then they decided to insult me and fucking swarm me with 4 fucking grenades... half them were just fucking flashbangs and they still fucking slaughtered me!
Fuck you Space Marine, I'm done with you today, I'm going back to Deus Ex.
FFS! I went on Space Marine to calm down then...
A WHOLE FUCKING TEAM OF BULL SHIT CUNT LICKING SHIT GURGLING MELTA WHORE DOUCHE BAGS SPAWN CAMP ME WHILE USING THEIR FUCKING DICKS TO BLOCK ME IN WHILE THEY SHOOT FUCKING MELTA FUEL OUT THEIR ARSES!!!
Im talking 20 whole fucking minutes of this shit on Shattered Bridge, and all I have is a whole team full of nubes! And them just sitting back holding the one point closest to us and waving their fucking dicks in the air so it lasts as long as fucking possible...
It doesn't matter what game your playing, there will ALWAYS be spawn campers, fucking cunts...
MetalHead
Spoiler
[quote='MetalHead666X' pid='83837' dateline='1346957612']
FUCK YOU GOD DAMN WHORE OF A MACHINE!!
FUCKING GOD FUCKING DAMN IT> WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAGGGGGGGGG
Playing Brink with my "team" of Retarded A.I's and I get shot and Incapacitated. 3 Medics walk past. What happens?
NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS THATS WHAT! THEY JUST WALK FUCKING PAST LEAVING ME TO DIE!
ASS FUCKING HOLES
And Whats more Annoying?
DEY ARE TAKING DA OBJECTIVE or STOP DEM
Even
THE ENEMY HAS SEEN YOU!
I FUCKING KNOW! STOP TELLING ME UNLESS YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN ME? WHY THE FUCK ARENT YOU HELPING. PRICK.
AND THEN THE ENEMYS BEING A.I'S JUST STAND THERE LOOKING AT ME AND BLOW THE SHIT OUT OF ME. FUCK THEM. FUCK YOU. RETARDED PIECE OF DOG SHIT.
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[quote='MetalHead666X' pid='83837' dateline='1346957612']
FUCK YOU GOD DAMN WHORE OF A MACHINE!!
FUCKING GOD FUCKING DAMN IT> WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAGGGGGGGGG
Playing Brink with my "team" of Retarded A.I's and I get shot and Incapacitated. 3 Medics walk past. What happens?
NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS THATS WHAT! THEY JUST WALK FUCKING PAST LEAVING ME TO DIE!
ASS FUCKING HOLES
And Whats more Annoying?
DEY ARE TAKING DA OBJECTIVE or STOP DEM
Even
THE ENEMY HAS SEEN YOU!
I FUCKING KNOW! STOP TELLING ME UNLESS YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN ME? WHY THE FUCK ARENT YOU HELPING. PRICK.
AND THEN THE ENEMYS BEING A.I'S JUST STAND THERE LOOKING AT ME AND BLOW THE SHIT OUT OF ME. FUCK THEM. FUCK YOU. RETARDED PIECE OF DOG SHIT.
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Michael from Rage Quit
Spoiler
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=shPgIiZt7v0
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=shPgIiZt7v0
I'll update as I rage.
