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[Iron K]

Humans are interesting. Both as individuals and as species.. Of all the creatures on the dying world that is Earth, we are one of the most adaptable to change. Yet, change is what the majority of people fear. Both change of the world, of one self, of opinions, and most of all, life.
A man can speak to the worlds most intelligent and all knowing man on earth, yet refuse to change his opinion or outlook on life. But on the very next day the same man talks to an everyday taxi driver, and suddenly he will be filled with insight.

Now I am not the worlds most intelligent or omnipotent man (remember this, because I'll never be more humble than this...), nor am I a everyday Taxi driver (yet), so I am not going to try and change your opinions or life. Though I am going to give you some small truths. Granted, they are my truths, and might not even be remotely true to you, but you do with them what you like. They might change you, they might enrage you, or they might amuse you. It is up to you.


Just because you are born doesn't mean you have the right to live. You have to earn life.

Whether you are a pessimist, realist, or optimist, the liquid in the glass will never change volume. Just shut up, empty the glass, and live life.

Know this; you can't win life. Life will keep knocking you to your ass, and throwing you into the wall. But the moment you stop getting up and fighting on, you loose.

Don't suffer from insanity.. Enjoy every minute of it.

We are 7 billion humans on Earth, and countless billion has lived before us. You are not alone, you are not special, you and your life is not unique. But you should still strive to be the baddest mutherfucker you can be!

Until it gets legalized to beat the living shit out of people you dislike, try to keep to sarcasm..

"Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, be ready for something even worse.." - Titus Drake

Fuck what other thinks and do your own thing. How would you ever be happy otherwise?

Mondays are an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life...

Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its students..

Hindsight is a BITCH!

Be "normal", and the crowd will accept you. Be deranged, and the crowd will make you their leader...

[SixPathsTobi]

Fourth paragraph bit. at the start. Whether not weather...

[JC 042]

Chapter 5. Verse 3. The Book of Iron K.

[Holy ReLiC xDAx]

Nice post Iron

[CruciasNZ]

You forgot what I consider the most important, and most forgotten one: the only important way to measure success is how happy your loved one is, or how much you improve their life.

[Authrix]

You forgot what I consider the most important, and most forgotten one: the only important way to measure success is how happy your loved one is, or how much you improve their life.

*Grabs tankard of beer* Tell me about it. *Swig*

Actually, you forgot another. In a rare serious moment: You may have problems. So do others. Theirs might be greater than yours. Just because they are, it doesn't mean yours are not important.

[Iron K]

The one who first said "Money can't buy you happiness" was by all probability never poor nor rich...

Stand up, press on. If you remain down, you've lost your worth.

"A man is what he can do with his own two hands." - My Grandfather

Learn to laugh. At yourself, at others, at the world, and at life in general. Not because it will make things easier, but because it can become a great strength and weapon in life.

Lead me, follow me, or get the hell out of my way...

Everyone deserves a standard level of respect. After that they can earn more, or loose it all depending on their actions.

Question everything. For the moment when you start to simply accept things is the moment you become blind..

"In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is King" - Unknown


And lastly, two quotes from my Mother and Father, which have followed me through my life...

My Father, while doing anything for the first time:
"You're doing it wrong.. Do it again, and do it right."

My Mother, when she dropped me of for my first swimming lesson:
"If you drown, I'll break your neck!"

[Brother Agatone]

I wasn't drowning I was just exploring the bottom of the pool, said I when I had my first swim lesson and a lifeguard pulled me out as I slowly slipped under while the instructor was talking to my mom. Oh and praise Iron! heheheh Jesus may have returned.

[Fuzzy]

"A man is what he can do with his own two hands." - My Grandfather

This is probably the truest thing I've ever read.

[JC 042]

"A man is what he can do with his own two hands." - My Grandfather

This is probably the truest thing I've ever read.

So what does it mean if I can do the Caramelldansen dance

[Fuzzy]

It means you should contemplate taking a lovely dip with a toaster.

[Iron K]

"A man is what he can do with his own two hands." - My Grandfather

So what does it mean if I can do the Caramelldansen dance

I means you invest time and passion into something you have a great interest in. Might be seen as misguided by the surrounding world, but nevertheless, it still shows you as a passionate and engaged person.

[JC 042]

So what does it mean if I can do the Caramelldansen dance

I means you invest time and passion into something you have a great interest in. Might be seen as misguided by the surrounding world, but nevertheless, it still shows you as a passionate and engaged person.

Unfiltered version:
"It means you're a fucking idiot who should spend less time on youtube!"