The return you've not been waiting for!
I am restarting this train wreck so buckle up and try to enjoy while I make Cru draw near to dropping the ban hammer.
Alright so lets start this softly, I believe that there are certain things that every man, woman, child and degenerate like us should witness and experience at some point before the inevitable nuclear fire purges us all. Things like the first steps of a child, that moment when you realise how the light in a refrigerator works (I was 19 when I figured that one out) and a midget in a monkey costume being drop kicked by a wrestler into the face of another...
Alright, now that I think we've set the tone I believe we should go a little bit deeper into the rabbit hole, or in this case a china mans asshole:
If you think you've had a rough time after a curry, or are eating one right now, I strongly advise you read this article from Metro:
Mr Kao, 54, had been attempting to treat his own piles – by using a toy sword to ‘snip’ the haemhoroids.
Sadly, he slipped, and the spiky, fantasy weapon disappeared up his rear entrance.
He was rushed to Run Run Shaw Hospital in Hangzhou City, China – where he was greeted by crowds of reporters.
One asked, ‘Were you crouching over the mirror while you were trying to do it?’ and another, ‘Did it accidentally slip while you were trying to sit down?’
Kao replied, ‘Yes’ to both queries.
As it turns out, this guy Kao never had piles and in fact just had an itchy arse. Still think you're having a bad day? Try shoving a three inch blade up your shitter...
Alright so now were rolling (or flying as you'll soon see) I'll leave you with this:
So that I don't get in trouble for posting it and Cru doesn't get in trouble for allowing me to (gotta cover all the bases) here's the link to the original article about the sword up the arse: http://metro.co.uk/2...-piles-5439022/